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Michael Bay Is Making The Most Michael Bay-Sounding TV Show Ever

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TNT is letting Michael Bay make the Michael Bay of TV shows.


‘Bad Boys 3 Is Real,’ Says Martin Lawrence

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On last night's 'Conan,' Martin Lawrence said that he spoke with Jerry Bruckheimer and 'Bad Boys 3' is in the works.

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‘Top Gun 2’ Is Going To Be About Tom Cruise Teaching Nerds To Party

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Tom Cruise is going to show a bunch of nerd drone operators what it means to be cool.

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Brett Ratner Is Directing Beverly Hills Cop 4 Starring Eddie Murphy (Again)

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Back at Paramount after his split with Disney, Lone Ranger producer Jerry Bruckheimer's first project will reportedly be Beverly Hills Cop 4, starring Eddie Murphy, and directed by everyone's favorite, Brett Ratner.

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Disney Told Jerry To Go Bruck Himself

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Okay maybe not, but I really wanted to use that title.

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Lone Ranger mastermind Jerry Bruckheimer in talks for Beverly Hills Cop 4

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There's been news of a fourth Beverly Hills Cop movie going all the way back to 2008 when Brett Ratner was attached.

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Pirates of the Caribbean 5 has a title

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For me, the biggest question surrounding Pirates of the Caribbean 5 was, "wait, aren't they on like number four or seven or nine.

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Armie Hammer & Johnny Depp blame the critics for Lone Ranger being terrible

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Considering Grown Ups 2 has grossed more than $137 million dollars to date, anyone who blames a box office failure on critics should win some sort of award for stupidity.

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Cleft Lip Groups Hate The Lone Ranger Now Too

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Charities that help kids with cleft lips are angry at The Lone Ranger, let's see if you can guess why.

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Disney could lose $190 million on The Lone Ranger

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According to reports, Disney lost their shirt and panties on the The Lone Ranger.


Weekend Box Office: The Lone Ranger Bombed and No One Liked It

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Jerry Bruckheimer's bloated turd of a Lone Ranger movie tanked this weekend while Despicable Me 2 won the day, which is crazy, because from everything I've read about children, they just adore adaptations of semi-racist radio serials from the 30s.

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Everyone hates The Lone Ranger

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Jerry Bruckheimer has been combining over-complicated plots with hacky, hammy "jokes" for the better part of 20 years now, making movies that consistently exemplify all the worst trends in big budget filmmaking, yet he always seems to skate by on the charisma of his lead actors.


Armie Hammer says he talked to some Indians and Johnny Depp’s bird hat is totally cool

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It's always tricky casting a white actor to play a famous minority, so when Johnny Depp strapped a bird to his head to play Tonto in The Lone Ranger, those involved had to know they were going to take some heat for it (unless they're complete idiots, and having seen Jerry Bruckheimer's previous movies, the jury's still out).

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Johnny Depp joins Pirates of the Caribbean 5

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Good news for people who like Johnny Depp wearing silly costumes and smirking at the camera, there's going to be a Pirates of the Caribbean 5.


New Lone Ranger trailer actually has some lone ranger in it

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The newest trailer for Jerry Bruckheimer's $250 million-plus Lone Ranger movie is now online (embedded below), and while the first trailer focused almost solely on Johnny Depp's bird-hat Tonto, the new one gives us much more of Lone Ranger Armie Hammer, the only actor WASPy enough to make Johnny Depp look ethnic by comparison.


Top Gun 2 is kaput, long live Top Gun 3D

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You may have forgotten about it by now, but as of this time last year, producers Jerry Bruckheimer, David Ellison, and Paramount were pretty hot and heavy on the idea of a sequel to Top Gun, centered around drone pilots in Nevada (ROBOT MURDER PLANES.

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