SUPER BOWL XLV

Super Bowl Parking? It’ll Cost You

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If you're heading to the Super Bowl in Arlington in two weeks, I bid you good luck in finding parking on the cheap.

USF BULLS

USF Fan Needs No Concessions Stand

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This weekend’s college football action was pretty uninspiring, but mainly because I barely watched any games, since I was in a drunken stupor on Bourbon Street for roughly 50 or so hours.

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Jerry Jones Is Stepping Out, Ladies

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I know this may shock you, but I’m not a billionaire owner of a sports franchise.

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The Cowboys Just Have No Luck

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As if things weren’t bad enough for the Dallas Cowboys, it seems that the organization once endearingly known as America’s Team just can’t get anything right.

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How Bout Dem Cowboys…

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We'll get a recap of all the weekend business tomorrow, but we can't help but be elated with the Green Bay Packers putting together a 45-7 drubbing of the Dallas Cowboys in the Sunday Night game.

NFL DRAFT

Oh, Hello There, Jerry Jones

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Somebody in the Dallas Cowboys war room ("Gentlemen! You can't fight in here!") decided it would be a good idea to take a picture of the club's draft board, and I'm sure that fire shot out of Jerry Jones' eyes and nostrils immediately after this was taken.

tim tebow

Jerry Jones Loves Tim Tebow

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If Jerry Jones is anything, he's controversial, so why wouldn't he let someone film him with the worst camera imaginable, bad-mouthing Bill Parcells and Tim Tebow.

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2.19 The Cooler

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Whitney Beware of Fake Drakes [Vulture] Epic Beard Man Undergoing Mental Evaluation, Supporter Say No Charges Being Filed [Animal New York] Lindsey Vonn: The Sexiest Gold Medalist In The Olympics [Global Grind] Jerry Jones Wants Jay-Z and Eminem To Do Rap Show at Cowboys Stadium.

VINCE YOUNG

When does an owner go too far?

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Inevitably, the beginning of the NBA season this week means my ability to watch football drops significantly.

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‘NOW I AIN’T SAYIN’ HE’S A GOLD DIGGER…’

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Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones is catching a lot of flack for the 20,000-plus sales of his so-called Party Passes, which were standing-room-only tickets that apparently couldn't guarantee its holders of getting a good look at the field, or even into the stadium.

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JUST MOVE THE DAMN VIDEO BOARD ALREADY

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Anybody could have guessed that hanging four gigantic TVs from the top of an NFL stadium might have been an issue.

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GETCHA RESUMÉ READY

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Overly Generous Dramitization Terrell Owens was released by the Dallas Cowboys last night.

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THE COWBOYS’ NEW STADIUM IS F’D

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Jones has offered to shake his ass for as little as $20 million You know that billion-dollar stadium that Jerry Jones is building for the Cowboys.

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WTF?

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If anyone wants to tell me why Cowboys owner Jerry Jones is dancing with Steve Urkel at Six Flags, I'm all fuckin' ears, man.

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JERRY JONES IS A PARAGON OF SELF-RESPECT

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I always thought that part of owning an NFL team was having fuck-you money.


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