#HANNIBAL

The Network for Women Set to Ruin One of Cinema's Greatest Female Characters

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Although NBC has already greenlit the TV series Hannibal with "Pushing Daises" Bryan Fuller on board as showrunner, and even though Fox has a Silence of the Lambs-like drama out next fall -- "The Following" with Kevin Bacon -- and even though there have already been five films based on Hannibal Lector, the Lifetime network -- of all channels -- is planning yet another television series based around Thomas Harris' characters.

JESSICA ALBA

Jessica Alba Felt Objectified by 'Dark Angel'

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Jessica Alba's big break in Hollywood was being cast as the leather-pants-wearing, motorcycle-riding, people-in-the-face-kicking, also-something-computery-doing lead in the short-lived Fox series "Dark Angel," which was created by a fresh-off-Titanic-Oscar-winnig, already-eff-you-money-having, probably-distracted-by-weird-cameras-for-Avatar-building James Cameron.

#Batman

When The Morning Links Are In Ashes, You Have My Permission To Die

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#MLB

Behind Every Man: A Retrospective Of Derek Jeter’s 3,000 Hits, Women

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My friend barely turned his head in my direction when he muttered, “I know you’re a Cardinals fan, but I thought that maybe you could at least appreciate Jeter’s accomplishment.

#jimmy kimmel

Jimmy Kimmel & Famous Beautiful Actresses Star in Unfunny Video

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I don't know who, exactly, would sit through three-plus hours of the Oscars, then watch the local news, THEN stay tuned for a late-night show on a Sunday night, but anyone who did was treated to a star-studded episode of "Jimmy Kimmel Live.

SOFIA VERGARA

Jimmy Kimmel’s Post-Oscars ‘Workout Video’

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Since ABC televised the Oscars last night, Jimmy Kimmel managed to get a handful of big-time guests for his show following that telecast.

#Twitter

12.30 The Cooler

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Jazzy Twitter Beef: Chris Brown Vs. Raz B [That Grape Juice] Top 10 Indie Movies of 2010 [BlackBook] 50 Cent Will Shovel Your Snow For $100 [TUD] If TMZ Reporters Felt Shame [Warming Glow] 49ers Want To Talk To Bill Parcells [BSO] Jessica Alba Spreads Her [...].

Robert DeNiro

So Many Focking Boner Jokes: Little Fockers Plot Recreated with Scathing Reviews

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Ben Stiller and Robert Deniro's embarrassing paycheck movie, Little Fockers opens this weekend.

THE LONELY ISLAND

The Lonely Island Feat. Akon – “I Just Had Sex” Video

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<a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/i-just-had-sex-single/id410395279"> Dedicated to those who walk around smelling like the lubricant glazed on Trojan® products, the Grammy-Nominated comedic misfits, The Lonely Island, want you to know that they just porked Jessica Alba---and are damn proud of it. That's figuritavely speaking, of course. She's one of the co-stars of their new video, which precedes their next album. Also aptly featured are John McEnroe (because fornication is the only thing that allows him to crack a smile) and crooner Akon (because he's married to half of Sudan). This is good for a carefree laugh but if elementary kids start singing it, we're going to need an intervention, America. For those that just had sex before reading this post, it's already available <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/i-just-had-sex-single/id410395279">on iTunes</a>.

JESSICA ALBA

Jessica Alba Says Reporter Was Just Ad-Libbing

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Not too long ago, <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/11/jessica-alba-good-actors-never-use-the-script" target="_blank">Jessica Alba made headlines</a> for reportedly telling an Elle writer: “Good actors… never use the script unless it’s amazing writing.

JOHN AUGUST

Screenwriter John August Responds to Jessica Alba

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In what I'm guessing will be the last time I post a strongly-worded open letter to Jessica Alba, screenwriter John August (Big Fish, Go, The Nines) has written a response to Jessica Alba's I have to believe she was misquoted, or excerpted in some unflattering way, because Jessica Alba couldn’t have actually said this: "Good actors, never use the script unless it’s amazing writing.

JESSICA ALBA

Jessica Alba: ‘Good Actors Never Use the Script’

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<a href="http://movies.yahoo.com/news/usmovies.accesshollywood.com/jessica-alba-why-she-considered-giving-up-acting" target="_blank">Access Hollywood </a>recently did a story about how Jessica Alba had once considered quitting acting.

THE COOLER

10.20 The Cooler

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Jenice Marie Diaz 21 Amazing Beatles Covers <a href="http://media.gunaxin.com/twenty-one-amazing-beatles-covers/72852">[Gunaxin]</a> Proposed Resolutions For The MC Hammer vs.

#BEYONCE

9.8 The Cooler

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<a href="http://www.djmick.co.uk/showbiz/gossip/jay-z-buys-beyonce-an-island/"> Kameco Cuaolo Jay-Z Buys Beyonce An Island <a href="http://www.djmick.co.uk/showbiz/gossip/jay-z-buys-beyonce-an-island/">[DJ Mick]</a> The Reggie Bush Saga Continues <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2010/09/haters-gonna-hate-heisman-history-the-reggie-bush-saga-continues">[With Leather]</a> 10 Scandalous Celebrity Sex Tapes <a href="http://www.thebvx.com/2010/09/07/10-scandalous-celebrity-sex-tapes/">[The BVX]</a> Can The Hybrid Save Toyota's Image.

TITS

Your guts are Danny Trejo’s rope, puto

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<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/07/machete-red-band-comic-con-trailer#more-31634"> MINI SITE NEWS UPDATE: Hey, kids, Daddy's back.  I know Burnsy and Cho-Cho have probably been letting you eat candy for dinner and draw dog poop murals on the living room wall, but now it's time for you to straighten the f*ck up and act right or else I'll redden that ass in front of the neighbors again. Don't think I won't.  Anyway, expect some news posts followed by a couple more Comic-Con posts at the end of the day, because uploading all those pictures takes forever.  Now back to your regularly scheduled postings. After the jump, Robert Rodriguez and his cute little Ché hat introduce <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/07/machete-red-band-comic-con-trailer#more-31634">a new trailer</a> for Machete, which he says is pretty "loco.

#TRAILERS

Mira, ees the Machete trailer, pendejo!

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<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/05/mira-ees-the-machete-trailer-pendejo#more-27940"> Danny Trejo has a Cinco de Mayo message for Arizona -- ju yust f*cked with the wrong Mexican, ése. So says <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/05/mira-ees-the-machete-trailer-pendejo#more-27940">the new trailer</a> for Robert Rodriguez' Machete.

#TRAILERS

JESSICA ALBA GETTIN’ BELTED: UPDATE

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(It's a turn on, because who hasn't wanted to choke Kate Hudson.

Robert Rodriguez

LINDSAY LOHAN JOINS DE NIRO, STEVEN SEAGAL

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Usually Robert Rodriguez is pretty uncreative when he's casting a movie.


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