ABC

Jimmy Kimmel & Famous Beautiful Actresses Star in Unfunny Video

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I don't know who, exactly, would sit through three-plus hours of the Oscars, then watch the local news, THEN stay tuned for a late-night show on a Sunday night, but anyone who did was treated to a star-studded episode of "Jimmy Kimmel Live.

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Jimmy Kimmel’s Post-Oscars ‘Workout Video’

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Since ABC televised the Oscars last night, Jimmy Kimmel managed to get a handful of big-time guests for his show following that telecast.

BEN STILLER

So Many Focking Boner Jokes: Little Fockers Plot Recreated with Scathing Reviews

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Ben Stiller and Robert Deniro's embarrassing paycheck movie, Little Fockers opens this weekend.

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Jessica Alba Says Reporter Was Just Ad-Libbing

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Not too long ago, <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/11/jessica-alba-good-actors-never-use-the-script" target="_blank">Jessica Alba made headlines</a> for reportedly telling an Elle writer: “Good actors… never use the script unless it’s amazing writing.

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Screenwriter John August Responds to Jessica Alba

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In what I'm guessing will be the last time I post a strongly-worded open letter to Jessica Alba, screenwriter John August (Big Fish, Go, The Nines) has written a response to Jessica Alba's I have to believe she was misquoted, or excerpted in some unflattering way, because Jessica Alba couldn’t have actually said this: "Good actors, never use the script unless it’s amazing writing.

JESSICA ALBA

Jessica Alba: ‘Good Actors Never Use the Script’

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<a href="http://movies.yahoo.com/news/usmovies.accesshollywood.com/jessica-alba-why-she-considered-giving-up-acting" target="_blank">Access Hollywood </a>recently did a story about how Jessica Alba had once considered quitting acting.

JESSICA ALBA

Your guts are Danny Trejo’s rope, puto

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<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/07/machete-red-band-comic-con-trailer#more-31634"> MINI SITE NEWS UPDATE: Hey, kids, Daddy's back.  I know Burnsy and Cho-Cho have probably been letting you eat candy for dinner and draw dog poop murals on the living room wall, but now it's time for you to straighten the f*ck up and act right or else I'll redden that ass in front of the neighbors again. Don't think I won't.  Anyway, expect some news posts followed by a couple more Comic-Con posts at the end of the day, because uploading all those pictures takes forever.  Now back to your regularly scheduled postings. After the jump, Robert Rodriguez and his cute little Ché hat introduce <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/07/machete-red-band-comic-con-trailer#more-31634">a new trailer</a> for Machete, which he says is pretty "loco.

CHEECH MARIN

Mira, ees the Machete trailer, pendejo!

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<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/05/mira-ees-the-machete-trailer-pendejo#more-27940"> Danny Trejo has a Cinco de Mayo message for Arizona -- ju yust f*cked with the wrong Mexican, ése. So says <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/05/mira-ees-the-machete-trailer-pendejo#more-27940">the new trailer</a> for Robert Rodriguez' Machete.

A KILLER INSIDE ME

JESSICA ALBA GETTIN’ BELTED: UPDATE

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(It's a turn on, because who hasn't wanted to choke Kate Hudson.

Danny Trejo

LINDSAY LOHAN JOINS DE NIRO, STEVEN SEAGAL

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Usually Robert Rodriguez is pretty uncreative when he's casting a movie.

JESSICA ALBA

LOVE GURU TRAILER INSPIRES HATRED

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More proof that God hates you after the jump.

DANNY MCBRIDE

A TALE OF TWO POSTERS

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Good tagline: The story of a man who teaches people how to kick other people in the face.

AARON ECKHART

‘MEET BILL’ TRAILER

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This is the trailer for Meet Bill, which played the Toronto Film Festival and will be out in April or May, depending on where you live.

JESSICA ALBA

HOLLYWOOD IS BASICALLY ILLITERATE

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In case you had any doubt Mike Myers' next movie would be a pointless and stupid self-parody, the studio released this poster.

DANIEL RADCLIFFE

HARRY POTTER’S PENIS, ETC

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Here’s the first pic from Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.

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JESSICA ALBA INSPIRES CONFIDENCE

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There's one new movie opening in wide release this weekend, and that movie is <a href="http://filmdrunk.com/post.phtml?pk=521" target="_blank">Awake</a>, starring Hayden Christensen, Jessica Alba, and <a href="http://filmdrunk.com/post.phtml?pk=153" target="_blank">Yahoo Howard</a>.

CHILD ABUSE

JESSICA ALBA IS DEAD BEHIND THE EYES

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Check out the new trailer for The Eye below, or watch the <a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/10008606-eye/trailers_player.php?IGNMediaID=2208629&playerType=playlist" target="_blank">hi-res version here.</a>  Unlike <a href="http://filmdrunk.com/post.phtml?pk=423" target="_blank">the teaser I posted awhile back</a>, Jessica Alba talks in this one, which, as her <a href="http://video.aol.com/video/tv-punkd-naked-shopper-wilmers-car-housesitter/1719899" target="_blank">Punk'd appearance</a>* proves, is clearly a mistake.


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