#UFC

UFC’s Yoel Romero Urged Fans To Not ‘Forget Jesus’ In A Nonsensical Rant

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UFC fighter Yoel Romero might have just spoke out very heavily against gay marriage.

witches

Iowa Had A Witch Say Prayer Before A Legislative Session And People Got A Bit Hysterical

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The Iowa House of Representatives had a Wiccan witch pray over their recent session, something a few people in attendance strongly disliked.

#Fox News

Bill O’Reilly Finally Declares An End To The War On Christmas

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The War on Christmas is officially over and we have Bill O'Reilly to thank for it's end.

#FOOD

A Seattle Burger Restaurant’s New Ad Features Jesus Smoking A Joint

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The LunchBox Laboratory burger restaurant in Seattle has raised eyebrows with a 4/20 Easter ad that features Jesus smoking a joint.

#FLORIDA

Oh, Florida: Atheist Attacks Roommate With Butter Knife Because He Thought He Was Jesus

A Florida man and self-described atheist is charged with attacking his roommate with a butter knife because he thought he was Jesus, because why not, Florida?

#Facebook

What Do People On Twitter Claim That They've Given Up For Lent This Year?

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The folks at Open Bible have been tracking what people claim they've given up for Lent on Twitter and the results are rather uninspiring.

the oscars

This Buddy Christ Jared Leto Side-By-Side Comparison Just Won The Oscars

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If I didn't know better I'd say he did this on purpose.

#FOX NEWS

Megyn Kelly Addresses Her Santa Controversy By Putting Away The Race Card And Pulling The Comedy Card

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Megyn Kelly took to the air Friday to respond to critics over her controversial Santa comments, and Jesus wept.

#Kanye West

While On His Break, Jesus Made An Appearance At Kanye’s Concert

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Jesus Christ of Nazareth stopped by Kanye's show to kick it with the lil' homie a bit before going back to doing the whole Son of God thing.

SPANKING FOR JESUS

The Illustrations In The 'Spanking For Jesus' Booklet Are Very Informative

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Spanking for Jesus is a terrible thing with an enlightening booklet.

#CONAN

Justin Bieber Honors More Historical Figures

After wishing Anne Frank was a belieber, Justin weighs in on Joan of Arc, Jesus, and MLK.

#SNL

SNL: DJesus Uncrossed

In Quentin Tarantino's new historical revenge thriller, Jesus emerges from his tomb and has the Romans on his radar.

#NFL

Ray Lewis Talks to Jesus and God

Ray Lewis negotiates how much of a heavenly push the Ravens are going to get in the Super Bowl.

PETULANT TWATS

What Awful Thing Did Chris Brown Do Today? He Compared Himself To Jesus On The Cross. Yes, He Really Did

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Just when you thought Chris Brown couldn't possibly get any worse, he goes and plays the Jesus on the cross card on us.

TYLER PERRY'S NEWSLETTER

Tyler Perry’s Groundwater is a Metaphor for Jesus

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Many of you probably didn't realize that Tyler Perry, in addition to being a cross-dressing multi-hyphenate gazillionaire, also keeps a mailing list for his fans and sends out periodic newsletters.

#Halloween

‘Potato Jesus’ Is Destined To Be This Year’s Hot Halloween Costume

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Potato Jesus is destined to be this year's hot Halloween costume. You heard it here first.


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