#.lol

15 Jesus Everywhere Variations That Almost Make Too Much Sense

Please enjoy this handful that I feel make almost too much since while imagining Jesus destroying his drum solo.

#ART

Jesus Defends His Spanish Portrait Restoration

Believe it or not, the Jesus couldn't be happier with a certain notorious painting restoration.

#ART

Meme Watch: Once You See The Restored Face Of Jesus, You Cannot Unsee The Restored Face Of Jesus

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The best images and GIFs spoofing Cecilia Giménez's unintentionally hilarious restoration of a century-old “ecce homo” fresco of Jesus.

tim tebow

Chosen Links And Emo Dogs

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"Just a picture of Jesus arm wrestling Satan on the side of a car.

whole foods

UPROXX @ SXSW: Quiet Company At The Main

In case you were wondering, yes, it is possible to rock the hell out on a trombone.

#Documentaries

‘Monumental': Kirk Cameron dreams of a more Reagan-y ‘Murica

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Kirk Cameron is worried about where this country's headed.

#MEMES

SNL Mocked Tim Tebow On Saturday Night, While The Internet Is Mocking Him Today

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Over the weekend, SNL mocked increasingly ubiquitous Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow with a skit in which Jesus appears in the teams locker room to tell the evangelical Christian quarterback to tone it down a bit.

#arrested development

God Bless The Morning Links

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Links What Tim Tebow Is Saying While He's Tebowing - "Jesusly" is an adjective (adverb.

MORNING LINKS

Jesus loves your mullet trophies, and Morning Links

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Of course Jesus loves the First-Place Mullet kid, aka young Pauly Dangerously.

#arrested development

Hey Possible Nephew

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A few in-house links, to start - Like us on Facebook! We have a human (me) updating it now, so no more robot copy-pasta.

#Justin Bieber

WWE Causes ‘Anal Bleeding’ To Trend: Not What You Think, We Swear

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Last night's episode of WWE Raw caused "anal bleeding" to become a trending topic on Twitter.

VIRGIN MARY

50 Objects That Look A Little Like Jesus

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As thousands of Harold Camping's followers have changed their personal planners to highlight October 21 as the new date of the Rapture, a woman in a Chicago suburb believes that something big happened on May 21 after all.

RAPTURE

Rapturous Links

Saturday's Best Rapture Bombs [Uproxx] A Tribute in remembrance of Macho Man Randy Savage [Uproxx] Monkey in a dress steals the show at the Hangover 2 premiere [Filmdrunk] Ten Essential Books About Television [WarmingGlow] Mom Sues Four Loko Over Son’s Death [TSS] First Picture Of [...].

TROY POLAMALU

Tim Tebow Lords Over All He Surveys (But Not That Kind of Lord)

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Forbes has released their annual Top 10 Most Influential Athletes list, and for the second year in a row, happy-to-not-be-aborted NFL quarterback Tim Tebow has ranked in the top ten.

THE PASSION

Jim Caviezel says Jesus ruined his career

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It's hard to deny that before Passion of the Christ, Jim Caviezel seemed like a star on the rise (Count of Monte Cristo is a guilty pleasure of mine).

Jesus Freaks

Franklin Graham: Jesus will announce his 2nd coming via social media

For generations, Jesus freaks have been claiming that the second coming of Christ was just around the corner -- based on their own creative interpretations of the bible, known in some circles as delusion -- a time in which believers would be swept away on the Lord's chariot during the Rapture, whisked off into the clouds to live forever to a soundtrack of harp music with their arrogant, petty, insecure God.

Snoop Dogg

The Last Supper reimagined, starring Snoop Dogg

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Since today is Holy Thursday, also known as Maundy Thursday in some circles -- the day that commemorates the Last Supper -- I figured I'd leave you with some sacrilege.

THE DUGOUT

The Dugout: Atlanta Braves Spring Training 2011

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The Dugout's Spring Training 2011 event continues this afternoon with the Atlanta Braves, and the very real, serious story of minor league manager Luis Salazar losing a body part because he never became one with The Matrix and couldn't dodge a line drive off the bat of Brian McCann.

Wrasslin'

It’s Wrasslin’ But With More Jesus

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As a founding member of the Church of Blake Lively’s Chest, I’m a man who doesn’t like to talk too much about religion since it’s such a polarizing subject.

#ART

Strokes Of Genius: 20 Famous Works Of Art Given A Modern Update

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Being America’s most eligible bachelor means that I’ve long been an expert of maintaining a sophisticated and stylish home that is indicative of a classy love stallion.


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