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You Wanted To Hear From Me, Internet Perverts?

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I know how you Internet chucklecocks like to vicariously live through my life.

quick hit

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JESUSBACK JERSEY MOST POPULAR GRAVEN IMAGE EVER.

please don't draft clausen

Why Would You Be On a Clock? That’s Doesn’t Sound Comfortable At All

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NFL 1st Round Ratings Grab Shitshowkkake Finally, they found a way to take a perfectly enjoyable activity like watching the entire NFL Draft over a two-day drunken stupor and needlessly change it so viewers have to create elaborate plans to watch it in staggered installments with their friends.

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The Jesusback Commercial Destined to Reignite the Culture Wars (And the Snack Chip Crusades)

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Here it is, everybody - the never before seen Focus on the Family ad airing during Super Bowl XLIV that features Tim Tebow decrying the evils of smishsmorshions.


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