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How To Make A Super Bowl Commercial, From The Masters Of Making Sh*tty Things (Updated)

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And when all else fails, just reference Star Wars, whether it fits your product or not.

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K-Swiss Now Bigger Than Cable Television And/Or Drugs

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It looks like Funny Or Die has officially embraced the longstanding Tosh.

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K-Swiss’s Kenny Powers Ad Campaign

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K-Swiss has a new ad campaign built around the idea of Kenny Powers as the company's CEO, and I have to admire the balls it took to make a profane fictional character on pay cable the centerpiece of an ad campaign.

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Anna Kournikova’s New Job: Emasculating Fat People

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Gorgeous tennis-nobody turned gorgeous regular-nobody Anna Kournikova is set to return to American consciousness (and, no doubt, to every men's magazine known to man) as a "sports trainer" for the next season of "The Biggest Loser.

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Jillian Michaels Won’t Get Pregnant

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Jillian Michaels, the "Biggest Loser" trainer who terrifies me while kinda turning me on a little bit, told Women's Health that she won't get pregnant because of the effect it would have on her body.

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EVERYONE IS SUING JILLIAN MICHAELS

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"Biggest Loser" trainer Jillian Michaels -- the only woman I'd trust to rape me with the appropriate amount of force -- has fielded three different lawsuits in the last week or so because fatties are upset that her diet pills don't work.

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10.21 The Cooler

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Arie Marie Will Never Drown Barnes And Noble's E-Reader Is Called "Nook" [Business Insider] Jillian Michaels Inspires Fear, Boners [Warming Glow] Weather Channel To Air Movies For The First Time [AP] Wyclef Jean Is Working On Memoir [AP] Three Corrections Officials Resign Over Foxy Brown [...].

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JILLIAN MICHAELS INSPIRES FEAR, BONERS

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NBC has spun off "The Biggest Loser," giving sexy/scary trainer Jillian Michaels her own show called "Losing it with Jillian.

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WHAT’S ON TONIGHT: FATTIES

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Jillian Michaels will rape you into shape The Biggest Loser (NBC) -- Season premiere.


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