Evidenced by the fact I once <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2012/06/three-short-stories-about-michael-jordans-flu-game" target="_blank">purposely got myself sick</a> before a basketball game in hopes of spawning my own "flu game" memory, calling me a Michael Jordan fanatic - the basketball player, not the fashion icon - would be appropriate.