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Fox News Incorrectly Reported That Jimmie Johnson Won The Daytona 500 And Then Things Got Really Political

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Fox News wrongly declared Jimmie Johnson the winner of the Daytona 500, and created a massive Facebook flame war after posting an apology.

ALEX MORGAN

ESPN Made A Music Issue So Ryan Lochte Could Ruin Nirvana’s ‘Nevermind’

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As news leaked yesterday that ESPN had produced a music issue of the network’s magazine that will hit stands on Friday, the spectrum of reaction ran from “Oh God why.

JEFF GORDON

The World’s Fastest Christian, Breakdancing To The Godzilla Soundtrack

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I thought he was just a cereal box model, but apparently Jeff Gordon is a champion race car driver and B-Boy.

#jimmy fallon

Jimmie Johnson’s ‘Anything Except What I’m Doing In Real Life’, New For XBox

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Jimmie Johnson's Chase for the Sprint Cup isn't going so well, but at least he's passing and defeating Jimmy Fallon in a game of Jimmie Johnson's Anything With An Engine on 'Late Night With Jimmy Fallon' this week.

JIMMIE JOHNSON

Meet Your 2010 NASCAR Sprint Cup Champion

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<a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/rpm/nascar/cup/news/story?id=5835698"> Actually, make that meet your five-time NASCAR Sprint Cup Champion, Jimmie Johnson. Jimmie Johnson wasn't the best all year. Not even close. When it mattered, though, he couldn't be beat. For the fifth consecutive year. Denny Hamlin and Kevin Harvick took the champion all the way to the edge this season, waging the most serious threats yet to Johnson's reign atop NASCAR. Only the outcome didn't change, and Johnson maintained his ironclad hold on the Sprint Cup. <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/rpm/nascar/cup/news/story?id=5835698">[ESPN]</a> I'm not even remotely a NASCAR fan, but you have to give credit where credit is due and winning a championship five years running is pretty impressive.

JIMMIE JOHNSON

JIMMIE (YAWN) WINS 4TH STRAIGHT CUP

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The greatest dynasty in pro sports right now is one that most sports fans could care less about.

AUTOS

OH YEAH, CONGRATULATIONS OR WHATEVER

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<a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/jimmie-johnson.jpg"></a>Note to Sprint: yes to corporate bikinis, no to corporate firesuits So.

AUTOS

NASCAR IS OVER!

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That's not a magnum; Jimmie's just really short.

BEARS

PROFILES IN BADASSERY: CALE YARBOROUGH

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In light of Jimmie Johnson's broken wrist that resulted in him <a href="http://msn.foxsports.com/nascar/story/6259486" target="_blank">joyriding on top of a golf cart</a>, FOXsports.

CRAPPY TV SHOWS

JIMMIE JOHNSON CONSISTENTLY DRIVES FAST

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I'm going to take a break from writing about things you might care about to congratulate Jimmie Johnson for not choking away NASCAR's championship yesterday.

NASCAR

Jimmie Johnson Won at Martinsville

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Chase leader Jeff Burton suffered engine failure yesterday in the Subway 500 and left the race for the <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/rpm/columns/story?seriesId=2&columnist=blount_terry&id=2635301&lpos=spotlight&lid=tab2pos1" target="_blank">Nextel Cup wide open</a> with only four races left.




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