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New Pictures from The Master, which is still not about Scientology seriously please don't sue us.

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Today we've got a new batch of images from Paul Thomas Anderson's The Master, and if these are any indication, two thirds of the film will consist of Joaquin Phoenix staring broodily out into the middle distance.


The Master (Trailer)


Joaquin Phoenix, Amy Adams, and Phillip Seymour Hoffman star in the new film from writer/director Paul Thomas Anderson.

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WATCH: New teaser clip for Paul Thomas Anderson's 'The Master'

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You guys can have your summer comic book movies where buff guys in tights rub their codpieces on each other and reverse the polarity, the movie I'm most excited for is The Master, Paul Thomas Anderson's possibly-about-Scientology-but-let's-say-it's-not-so-we-don't-get-sued epic set to open in October.


WATCH: Trailer for Paul Thomas Anderson's The Master

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It's been a long time since I had a movie-going experience as weird and wonderful as There Will Be Blood (apparently other people DON'T giggle like schoolgirls when a priest gets beaten to death with a bowling pin.


Radio-Free FilmDrunk: Celebrating Hollywood’s Love Affair With The Cold War

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The other day Vince and I were making S’mores and chatting about life, when he pointed out that 2011 was the 20th anniversary of the end of the Cold War, that era in world history when everyone lived in pants-crapping fear that the U.

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Gwyneth Paltrow Shares The Secrets Of Her Internet Success


When we last checked in on obnoxious famous person <a href="">Gwyneth Paltrow</a>, she was <a href="">testing out jokes for her future stand-up comedy routine on Twitter</a>.


Joaquin P joins Spike Jonze/Charlie Kaufman project, puts rap career on hiatus


Joaquin Phoenix's rap career didn't really work out (and yet Willow Smith's did, go figure), so now he's back to taking real acting jobs.


Akira Casting Becomes Cavalcade Of Brunette White Boys

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Warner is reportedly happy with Steve Kloves' (who wrote seven of the Harry Potter scripts) rewrite of the Akira script and have sent it out to their top choices to play Tetsuo and Kaneda.

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Clint Eastwood on Joaquin: 'Didn't he become a rapper?'

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We've known about Clint Eastwood's planned bye-oh-pic of J.

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Joaquin breaks character on Letterman, Affleck comes clean

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The big news today is that Joaquin Phoenix went on Letterman last night, this time not in character.


Joaquin Phoenix on Letterman, Take 2

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Now that Joaquin Phoenix is done with his bearded rapping ruse for the faux docu-turd I'm Still Here, he returned to Letterman for the first time since Awkwardgate (watch that interview <a href="" target="_self">here</a>).


Mia Wasikowska joins Joaquin Phoenix foot fetish movie

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Apparently working alphabetically through Urban Dictionary sex acts, Joaquin Phoenix is following up his <a href="" target="_blank">Cleveland-steamer performance art</a> documentary (more like performance FART *toilet flush* slow and go out there, look out for brake lights).

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Joaquin Claus Is Not Real: Phoenix Doc 'I'm Still Here' An Admitted Fake

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Well, now all the nonbelievers can finally add Disheveled Joaquin Phoenix to their list of imaginary holiday figures -Casey Affleck has officially revealed to the <a href="">New York Times</a> that his upcoming Joaquin Phoenix <a href="">fecal party</a>, I'm Still Here, is actually just a piece of performance art.


Awesomely true story: Werner Herzog pulled Joaquin Phoenix from car wreck

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Just released by First Look Studios in support of today's DVD release of <a href="" target="_blank">My Son, My Son, What Have Ye Done</a>, here's an animated version (created by Sascha Ciezata) of Werner Herzog telling the story of how he once pulled Joaquin Phoenix from the wreckage of a car crash.


Mock Joaq defrocked at premiere of Joaq doc

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I'm Still Here, Casey Affleck's documentary about Joaquin Phoenix's mumble rappin', cape buyin' public breakdown, which may or may not have been a put on for the movie (it clearly was), is currently playing the Venice Film Festival.


Joaq doc no hoax, says C-Flex

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<a href=""></a>I'm Still Here, the Joaquin Phoenix <a href="" target="_blank">Cleveland Steamer</a> documentary directed by Casey Affleck (best tagline ever), is currently playing at the Venice Film Festival.


‘Joaquin Phoenix Cleveland Steamer Party’ has a teaser

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Casey Affleck's Joaquin Phoenix documentary, I'm Still Here, opens next month and now it has a teaser trailer.


Casey Affleck markets Cleveland Steamer doc by sexually harassing

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Matt Dentler over at <a href="" target="_blank">Indiewire</a> spotted these stencils in Chelsea this morning, featuring the silhouette of Joaquin Phoenix, suggesting that his Cleveland Steamer movie, I'm Still Here, has begun its guerilla marketing campaign.


Joaquin Phoenix Cleveland Steamer documentary gets full release

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Magnolia pictures has acquired distribution rights for Casey Affleck's documentary, I'm Still Here: The Lost Year of Joaquin Phoenix, with a plan to release it September 10th, starting in limited release and going wide a week later.

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