Joaquin Phoenix May Walk Into ‘Batman Vs Superman’ Villain Role

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Joaquin Phoenix (AKA Joaquin Texas Ranger) may soon be joining the DC universe as the lead villain in 'Man of Steel' sequel 'Batman vs Superman'.

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‘Arrested Development’s’ Mae Whitman Went To The ‘Her’ Screening And It Was Perfect

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If you and I are going to be amigos you're already well aware of the punchline here but still can't wait to see it.


New Trailer Alert: Joaquin Phoenix Wants to Screw His ‘Puter in ‘Her’

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Check it out, guys, it's the latest trailer for Spike Jonze's new movie, Her, featuring the song "Supersymmetry," by Arcade Fire. Quick, make a note of this moment, I'll never be this cool again.

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Pusha T – “King Push” Video

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"This is King Push, Still King Push, I rap, n***a, about trap, nigga, I don't sing hooks.

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Cleft Lip Groups Hate The Lone Ranger Now Too

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Charities that help kids with cleft lips are angry at The Lone Ranger, let's see if you can guess why.


Sad Day for Show Tunes: Seth MacFarlane won’t return as Oscars host

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I don't remember much of the Oscars after the first 10 minutes because of my dumb drinking game rule about trying to drink every time Seth MacFarlane sang a show tune, but I gather there was some controversy.


Joaquin Phoenix: Strangest Oscar reaction shot of the night

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[via FckYeahDementia] I would've liked to get an Oscar reaction post up last night, but as it turns out, drinking games and brilliant analysis aren't a likely combination (though I did have an elaborate dream about going to a winery with Jennifer Lawrence last night, true story).

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Joaquin Phoenix says awards season is bullsh*t and carrots are for A-holes

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Joaquin Phoenix played a gas-huffing, window-licking, pervert in The Master, the kind of performance Academy voters love - kinda, but not totally retarded, exactly the way blackface Robert Downey described it.

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The Master Fact-Check: Can you make moonshine from paint thinner?

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As I stated in my review, my biggest question coming out of The Master was whether Joaquin Phoenix's character was more of a gas-huffing pussy lover or a pussy-loving gas huffer.


Review: The Master is a beautiful art film about boobs and farts

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The Master is the latest film from Paul Thomas Anderson, critically-beloved auteur of Boogie Nights, Magnolia, Punch Drunk Love, and There Will Be Blood, a roman á clef about Scientology starring Joaquin Phoenix as a drifter named Freddy Quell that's sure to be debated for years to come.

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Okay, now I REALLY want to see The Master

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As if my anticipation boner for Paul Thomas Anderson's The Master couldn't get any more turgid and veiny, MovieClips just added this new clip to promote tonight's 70 mm showing in Austin.


New trailer for The Master, which is still totally not about Scientology please don't sue us.

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It's less than three weeks until the opening of The Master (September 21st, to be precise), and thank God, I can't handle too many more stories about Premium Rush or The Words.

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New Pictures from The Master, which is still not about Scientology seriously please don't sue us.

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Today we've got a new batch of images from Paul Thomas Anderson's The Master, and if these are any indication, two thirds of the film will consist of Joaquin Phoenix staring broodily out into the middle distance.


The Master (Trailer)


Joaquin Phoenix, Amy Adams, and Phillip Seymour Hoffman star in the new film from writer/director Paul Thomas Anderson.

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WATCH: New teaser clip for Paul Thomas Anderson's 'The Master'

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You guys can have your summer comic book movies where buff guys in tights rub their codpieces on each other and reverse the polarity, the movie I'm most excited for is The Master, Paul Thomas Anderson's possibly-about-Scientology-but-let's-say-it's-not-so-we-don't-get-sued epic set to open in October.


WATCH: Trailer for Paul Thomas Anderson's The Master

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It's been a long time since I had a movie-going experience as weird and wonderful as There Will Be Blood (apparently other people DON'T giggle like schoolgirls when a priest gets beaten to death with a bowling pin.


Radio-Free FilmDrunk: Celebrating Hollywood’s Love Affair With The Cold War

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The other day Vince and I were making S’mores and chatting about life, when he pointed out that 2011 was the 20th anniversary of the end of the Cold War, that era in world history when everyone lived in pants-crapping fear that the U.

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