PORTLAND

‘Professional Cuddler’ Is An Actual Job And Business Seems To Be Good

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Portland's Samantha Hess is living the American dream, as her professional cuddling company is growing by leaps and bounds.

#Conan

Christian Bale’s Upcoming Performance As Steve Jobs Looks A Bit Familiar

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Something about this Steve Jobs biopic seems familiar, but we just can't put our finger on it.

UNIVERSITY OF MARYLAND

Meet ‘Maggie,’ A University Of Maryland Student Making $180K A Year As A Stripper

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The story's not that unheard of, a girl stripping her way through college, but the amount of money that this student makes is unreal.

STEVE JOBS

David Fincher Set To Direct A Remake Of The Seminal Ashton Kutcher Classic ‘Jobs’

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Fight Club director David Fincher has signed on to direct a remake of the classic Ashton Kutcher film, 'Jobs.'

YEAR END LISTS

Death to the Biopic: 11 Movie Concepts That Need to Die in 2014

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Death to the celebrity biopic and protagonists who love jazz.

WORST MOVIES OF 2013

The Worst Movies Of 2013 Pt. 2: Two More Bombs For The Tire Fire

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In an update to our Worst Movies of 2013, here are two bad films that were egregiously and unforgivably left off the original list.

Robby Leonardi

NYC Tech Guy Robby Leonardi Has The Coolest Resume Ever

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NYC tech guy Robby Leonardi created a resume that is also an interactive video game. He will probably have ALL OF THE JOBS after this goes viral.

THEY TOOK ER JERBS

London’s Brent Council Is Replacing Its Receptionists With A Hologram Named Shanice

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The council of London's borough of Brent is replacing human receptionists with a hologram that has a limited ability to answer questions.

#Kick Ass 2

Box Office: Kick-Ass 2 opens almost as badly as R.I.P.D.

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Lee Daniels' The Butler (we can thank <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2374348/Oprah-Winfrey-movie-renamed-Lee-Daniels-The-Butler-MPAA-settles-lawsuit.html" target="_blank">Warner Bros' litigiousness</a> for that mouthful of a title) opened at number one this week, with an estimated $25 million in domestic box office.

STEVE WOZNIAK

Wozniak on Jobs: “A lot of what was wrong came from Ashton’s own image of Jobs.”

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Steve Wozniak, the chubby, lovable half of Apple, wrote a short review of Jobs (<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2013/08/review-jobs" target="_blank">our review</a>) for <a href="http://gizmodo.com/jobs-reviewed-by-steve-wozniak-1153771108" target="_blank">Gizmodo</a>: I saw Jobs tonight.

#Kick Ass 2

Weekend Movie Guide: ‘GAME ON, C*CKSUCKERS!’

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Opening Everywhere: Kick-Ass 2, Jobs, Paranoia, Lee Daniels’ The Butler FilmDrunk Suggests: Normally, I’d be a lot more excited about Kick-Ass 2, but all of this Jim Carrey stuff has really soured me on it, and it’s getting ripped to shreds all over the place – even Vince, who absolutely <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1W6-ErrHls" target="_blank">raved about The Smurfs 2</a> and apparently <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2013/08/kick-ass-2-review-maybe-jim-carrey-was-right" target="_blank">hated Kick-Ass 2</a> – so I have nothing to be excited about.

#APPLE

REVIEW: Jobs

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Imagine if they made a movie with Ashton Kutcher, and they gave it ALL OF THE TAGLINES.

STEVE JOBS

73 times. They said ‘Steve’ 73 times.

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I saw the Jackie Jormp Jomp movie about how Kelso Kutcher kind of looks like Steve Jobs last night, and while I'll have a full review for you soon, I wanted to drop in early and point out that I counted no less than SEVENTY-THREE uses of "Steve.

Teenagers

Ashton Kutcher Offered Some Pretty Sound Advice At The Teen Choice Awards

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Jobs star Ashton Kutcher channeled Steve Jobs in his acceptance speech for the Ultimate Choice Award at last night's Teen Choice Awards.

QUIZZES

Fake Jobs vs. Real Jobs

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Can you tell which of these bizarre job titles are real and which are fake.

STEVE JOBS

Video: Ashton Kutcher Told CNBC That George Clooney Is ‘A Little’ Naive About Hollywood

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Over at Deadline, you can read the very <a href="http://www.deadline.com/2013/08/daniel-loeb-backs-off-sony-for-now-with-praise-for-ceo-kazuo-hirai-and-george-clooney-but-can-he-be-trusted/" target="_blank">interesting and somewhat confusing story</a> of Third Point hedge fund CEO Daniel Loeb and his recent attempt to convince Sony to spin off its entertainment division in the wake of After Earth and, sigh, White House Down bombing at the box office.

#APPLE

‘Jobs’ Has A Fancy Instagram Trailer Now

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We’re a month away from watching Ashton Kutcher wear a turtleneck and pretend he’s Steve Jobs in the new film Jobs, so it’s crunch time for the marketing department to really start pumping out the clever ideas to make us think that this isn’t just Michael Kelso with a beard talking about computers.

Technology

MIT Professor Insists Technology Is Killing Jobs

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Meet Erik Brynjolfsson. He thinks he knows why you can't get a job: Namely, robots.

PORN

China Is Hiring A ‘Porn Identification Officer’

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In this tough economy, finding and keeping a job can be pretty tough for most people, but an independent Chinese organization that is totally not at all affiliated with the government feels your pain and that’s why they’ve created an exciting new opportunity for one enterprising soul.


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