Washington Redskins

André The Giant Was Almost A Washington Redskin, According To Joe Theismann

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Andre The Giant was almost a player for the Redskins, which would have been a bigger heel turn than when he beat up Hulk Hogan.

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Joe Theismann’s Been Working Out

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[via] In KSK's continuing series on Football Personalities Wearing Shirts, we bring you a picture of 64-year-old Joe Theismann and his weirdly muscular gut trying its best to escape a Nike tee that is way too tight.

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A Brief List Of Things More Worthless Than A Joe Theismann Guarantee

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Various members of Robert Griffin III's camp have been eager to inform the media what astounding progress RGIII's repaired knee has made through the early stages of the off-season.

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Things Are Going Great For Joe Theismann

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Former Washington Redskins QB Joe Theismann used to be an analyst for the NFL Network, as part of the Thursday Night Football “Screw You, Fans” crew that included Matt Millen and Bob Papa.

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The Worst People Being The Worst Together

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Our Uproxx colleague Danger Guerrero mentioned on Twitter that last night on the Food Network show "Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives", Joe Thiesmann and Guy Fieri got together to eat tacos at a gas station in Baltimore.

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Joe Theismann Had a Freudian Slip

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Come, join me and george gorging yourself in my wonderous bounty.

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Theismann says ‘aloha’ to his golf cart?

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An anonymous reader sent in the following story about Joe Theismann and his supposed antics on a Hawaiian golf course.


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