PAN

Hugh Jackman Is Barely Recognizable As Blackbeard In The First Pictures From ‘Pan’

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Huge Ackman is playing a pirate in 'Pan,' but not Captain Hook, because this is an origin story, you see.

reboots

Joseph Wright's Gritty Peter Pan Reboot Has Found Its Gritty Peter

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Levi Miller will play the WWII orphan version of Peter Pan.

Warner Bros.

Confirmed: Hugh Jackman Will Kidnap Boys In A Gritty Peter Pan Origin Story

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Hugh Jackman will play Blackbeard in a gritty Peter Pan origin story, probably the best idea in Hollywood history.

#TRAILERS

Dark Knight Schmark Schmight, it's Anna Karenina!

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After the jump, I've got the trailer for Anna Karenina, adapted from the Tolstoy novel by director Joe Wright (Atonement) and starring Jude Law, Keira Knightley, and Kick-Ass's Aaron Johnson.

SUCKER PUNCH

Shut up, Joe Wright.

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Over the weekend, director Joe Wright spoke to a crowd at WonderCon in San Francisco, and among other things, he heroically criticized Sucker Punch for its shameless objectification of women.

Saoirse Ronan

Een Soviet Russia, Susie Salmon Murders YOU

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Trailer for Hanna, y'all: Raised by her father, an ex-CIA man, in the wilds of Finland, Hanna's upbringing and training have been one and the same, all geared to making her the perfect assassin.

LITTLE MERMAID

Say what now? A live-action Little Mermaid?

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I'm not one of those people who gets nostalgic about old Disney movies, but I do have a soft spot for The Little Mermaid, on account of it convincing so many skanks that going topless with pasties or long hair is an acceptable Halloween costume (and also because the intro to "Under the Sea" kind of sounds like "Rudie Can't Fail" by the Clash).

#COMMERCIALS

BEATING UP KEIRA KNIGHTLEY TOO HOT FOR TV

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This anti-domestic violence ad starring Keira Knightley and directed by Atonement's Joe Wright has been banned in the U.

PSAs

KEIRA KNIGHTLEY GETS HER ASS BEAT

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(video working again) Keira Knightley starred in this<a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1166685/Keira-Knightley-beaten-jealous-lover-hard-hitting-domestic-abuse-TV-campaign.html"> recent anti-domestic violence PSA</a> directed by Atonement's Joe Wright in which she gets the crap kicked out her for 30 seconds.


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