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CaSSiie MeLinDa Kelsey Grammer Settles Lawsuit For Only $10 [EW] The Top 10 Blunders Independent Artists Make With Their Web Presence [My Music Success] The Cop That Pulled Over Joey Porter Has A DUI Of His Own [With Leather] No One Wants To Sing [...].

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FIX YO RULES! JOEY PORTER SOUNDS OFF

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Miami Dolphins linebacker Joey Porter was asked about his team's upcoming matchup against the Patriots on Sunday "Never really too much cared for New England," Porter said.

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FIX YO SURF!

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When Joey Porter makes the Pro Bowl, and Joey Porter wants to go surfing in Hawai'i, dammit, Joey Porter goes surfing or people are gonna get killed.

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WORDS HAVE BEEN EXCHANGED

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After the Dolphins beat the Broncos on Sunday, Miami linebacker Joey Porter did his usual thing of blasting hot air from his mouth, lobbing accusations of softness and mental weakness at Denver wideout Brandon Marshall, who had only two catches for 27 yards.

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JOEY PORTER HATES THE MARKETS RIGHT NOW

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Joey Porter and market analysis go together like dead puppies and ice cream, so when the NFL linebacker <a href="http://myespn.go.com/blogs/nflnation/0-1-1188/Joey-Porter-shovels-advice-for-money-crisis.html">dispensed some financial advice yesterday</a>, we were compelled to take notice: "I'm about to go dig a hole in my back yard and put it in my back yard where I can see it," Porter said Monday.

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JOEY PORTER OWES ROGER GOODELL $150K

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Joey <a href="http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/7044298" title="FOX Sports" target="_blank">Porter was fined by the NFL this week</a> for his altercation at a Las Vegas casino earlier this year: The [Dolphins] team said Friday that Porter has to pay $141,176 for punching Cincinnati Bengals offensive lineman Levi Jones on March 18 after a disagreement in the Palms hotel-casino.

SEATTLE SEAHAWKS

JOEY PORTER LIVES ON IN BILLBOARD FORM

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<a href="http://mondesishouse.blogspot.com/2007/05/peezy-says-you-can-be-star.html" target="_blank">Mondesi's House</a> found this delightful bit of advertising that apparently is still alive and well on Second Avenue in Pittsburgh (not pictured: urban decay, mullets).

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JOEY PORTER STILL NOT NOT CRAZY

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As I <a href="../post.phtml?pk=2390">wrote yesterday</a>, big dumb animal Joey Porter got into a fight with Bengals lineman Levi Jones in a Las Vegas casino, and details are trickling out now that Porter has been <a href="http://www.miamiherald.com/614/story/46652.html" target="_blank">cited for misdemeanor battery</a>.

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JOEY PORTER FISTFIGHT IN VEGAS?

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Official With Leather villain Joey Porter is staying busy this off-season.

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JOEY PORTER IS UNEMPLOYED

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Here's a photo of Joey Porter describing the size of the <a href="http://www.postgazette.com/pg/07060/766095-100.stm" target="_blank">roster bonus he won't be getting</a>.

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JOEY PORTER DOESN’T LIKE KELLEN WINSLOW

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In a <a href="http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/tribunereview/sports/s_483265.html" target="_blank">hotly-contested asshole competition</a>, Steelers linebacker Joey Porter called Browns tight end Kellen Winslow a "fag" for his late hit on James Farrior near the end of the Steelers' 27-7 romp over the Browns.

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JOEY PORTER: STILL A DICK

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The Mighty MJD <a href="http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/11/07/joey-porter-threatened-an-official/" target="_blank">unearthed an interesting tidbit of NFL news</a> that certainly didn't make any headlines:Pro Bowl linebacker Joey Porter was fined $15,000 by the league after he threatened an official following the Steelers’ 20-13 loss to the Raiders last Sunday.

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Joey Porter Can Take Care of Your Horse Problem

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Well, shockeroo: "Police in Richland Township said that Steeler <a href="http://nfl.aolsportsblog.com/2006/09/20/joey-porters-dogs-kill-horse/1#c2177031" target="_blank">Joey Porter's pit bulls killed a horse</a> on Hill Haven Lane.

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Monday Night Preview: I Know How to Call a Spade a Shovel

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Let's get something out of the way: Joey Porter is a very good linebacker.




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