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3.31 The Cooler

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CaSSiie MeLinDa Kelsey Grammer Settles Lawsuit For Only $10 [EW] The Top 10 Blunders Independent Artists Make With Their Web Presence [My Music Success] The Cop That Pulled Over Joey Porter Has A DUI Of His Own [With Leather] No One Wants To Sing [...].

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FIX YO RULES! JOEY PORTER SOUNDS OFF

Miami Dolphins linebacker Joey Porter was asked about his team's upcoming matchup against the Patriots on Sunday "Never really too much cared for New England," Porter said.

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FIX YO BRAND PERSONA!

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We've hit tough economic times.

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This Receiver Wanna Come Here and Crazy Up The Peezy Division

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For a long time, we had a nice thing going here.

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FIX YO SURF!

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When Joey Porter makes the Pro Bowl, and Joey Porter wants to go surfing in Hawai'i, dammit, Joey Porter goes surfing or people are gonna get killed.

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Who Left All These Shoes All Over the Miamikkake?

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Day two of Wild Card weekend opens with two AFC teams fond of employing gimmick plays and crazed linebackers.

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The Hater’s Guide to the Postseason: AFC 3rd Seed — Miami Dolphins

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If you find yourself confronted with an NFL postseason without a rooting interest and unmoved by Don Cheadle soliloquies, you must draw from the well of that most powerful of human emotions.

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I Don’t Care How Much You Like Their Wide Receivers; This is About RESPECT!

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You may got fond memories of your time in New York but they was more than ready to cast your ass out to get their big name superstar gunslinger.

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FIX YO UGLY.

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Brandon Marshall Just Became Very Popular Amongst His Peers

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Brandon Marshall seems like a nice enough guy, and he probably has plenty of friends around the league.

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WORDS HAVE BEEN EXCHANGED

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After the Dolphins beat the Broncos on Sunday, Miami linebacker Joey Porter did his usual thing of blasting hot air from his mouth, lobbing accusations of softness and mental weakness at Denver wideout Brandon Marshall, who had only two catches for 27 yards.

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God’s Linebacker Vs. Dog’s Linebacker. WHO YA GOT?

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Two of the NFL's most demonstrative and demonstrably crazy linebackers renew their formerly twice-a-year rivalry as a pair of 2-3 teams look to get back to.

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We Need To Unleash The Wilddog Formation On These Refs!

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Everybody wanna listen when Ed Hochuli screws the Chargers, when Ed Hochuli miss a Reggie Bush facemask pull but DON'T NOBODY wanna listen when Ed Hochuli put on his screw-you shoes and lay the pipe to Joey Porter's Dolphins.

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Don’t Nobody Kiss Up On Their Coach But Me!

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You listen up, Chad Javelin Channel Ocho, when it comes to planting moist awkward pecks on the cheek of head coaches, it's the exclusive non-negotiable domain of JOEY PORTER.


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