John Cena

Ranking John Cena’s 15 Title Losses By How Much They Made Us Squeal With Glee

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John Cena's losses bring us joy. Here's a breakdown of how much each of his 15 losses brought us.

SUMMERSLAM

The Best And Worst Of WWE SummerSlam 2014

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The Best and Worst of SummerSlam 2014, featuring Brock Lesnar vs. John Cena. "Vs." is used very loosely.

SUMMERSLAM

WWE SummerSlam 2014 Open Discussion Thread

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Come talk WWE SummerSlam 2014 with the funniest fans on the Internet in the With Spandex SummerSlam open discussion thread.

predictions

WWE SummerSlam 2014 Predictions, Analysis And Shameful Cheerleading For Stephanie McMahon

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The With Spandex staff is here to predict and analyze WWE SummerSlam 2014, featuring John Cena defeating Brock Lesnar and dancing around.

#PRO WRESTLING

The Count: 4 Times SummerSlam Undeniably Outshone Wrestlemania

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Here's four times the Wrestlemania of the summer not only lived up to its name, but actually exceeded the real Wrestlemania.

WWE 2K15

Orton And Cesaro Lock Up In The First Uncannily Realistic ‘WWE 2K15′ Gameplay Footage

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Does 'WWE 2K15' actually look as good as those screenshots 2K Games has been releasing? Suprisingly, yes.

THE EXPENDABLES 3

How To Make The Perfect Action Franchise — ‘The Expendables’ — Even More Perfect

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Now that 'The Expendables 3' is hitting theaters, we can focus on 'The Expendables 4' by creating a dream cast and an awesome action story.

BIRTHDAY PARTIES

The Best And Worst Of WWE Raw 8/11/14: The Lonely Grave Of Megan Miller

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The Best and Worst of WWE Raw for August 11, 2014, featuring an AFFAIR between Daniel Bryan and his physical therapist. Also, old man party.

BROCK LESNAR

Let Paul Heyman Tell You Why Part-Timer Brock Lesnar Would Make The Perfect WWE Champion

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Paul Heyman believes a part-time wrestler like Brock Lesnar is the perfect WWE Champion, and his reasons make perfect sense.

scavenger hunts

John Cena Has Challenged Aisha Tyler To A Thumb War In The GISHWHES2014

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John Cena challenged actress Aisha Tyler to a steel cage thumb wrestling match to help a team earn points in an Internet scavenger hunt.

#Best And Worst Of Raw

The Best And Worst Of WWE Raw 8/4/14: Blood & Urine & Vomit

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The Best And Worst Of WWE Raw for August 4, 2014, featuring blood and urine and vomit. Also, Brie Bella trapped in a chair.

HULK HOGAN

Hulk Hogan’s In Training For A Terrible Match Against John Cena

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Hulk Hogan is telling fans that he's in training for one last match, and more or less asking John Cena What He's Gonna Do.

SHOCK JOCKS

Nikki Bella Talked To Crazy Ira And The Douche About John Cena’s Penis And Scissoring The Homeless

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Nikki Bella called in to the KiddChris Show to talk about John Cena's penis, Beth Phoenix's penis and PENIS, WE'RE ALL FIVE YEARS OLD

sitcoms

What ‘WWE Raw’ Would Look Like As A 1990s Sitcom

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The opening credits of WWE Raw have been reimagined as a 1990s sitcom. Stick around for the 'and' credit.

#Best And Worst Of Raw

The Best And Worst Of WWE Raw 7/28/14: The Bo Behind The Bo In 21-And-Bo

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The Best and Worst of WWE Raw for July 28, 2014, featuring the end of the most important winning streak in pro wrestling history.

THE NEST

Your First Look At John Cena’s Heel Character In ‘The Nest’ And Oh God, He Has Neck Tattoos

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John Cena plays a bad guy in Tina Fey's new movie 'The Nest,' and now he's covered in tattoos. Yes, John Cena with a neck tattoo.

SHAWN MICHAELS

Happy 49th Birthday, HBK: Shawn Michaels’ 10 Best Post-First-Retirement Matches

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To celebrate Shawn Michaels' 49th birthday, David D. put together a list of HBK's ten best-post-first retirement matches.

#the rock

In Defense Of The Rock, A Brief History Of Wrestlers Dressing Like Total Dorks

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Sure, The Rock looked like a colossal dork in that old photo of him from the 90s, but he's hardly the worst wrestling fashion offender.

#PRO WRESTLING

And Now, All The Worst Quotes From Nikki Bella’s Interview With The Daily Star

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Nikki Bella gave an interview with The Daily Star and talked about John Cena, how much butt she kicks and how she does moves nobody's seen.


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