FROZEN

John Cena, Nikki Bella, And A Toilet Have Ruined ‘Frozen’ Forever

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Want to watch John Cena take a dump while his girlfriend sings songs from the 'Frozen' soundtrack? Of course you do.

John Cena

Here’s John Cena Squatting 600 Pounds, Because Why Not

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For no reason beyond NEVER GIVING UP, here's John Cena squatting 600 pounds. That's 2.5 Rusevs!

#Best And Worst Of Raw

The Best And Worst Of WWE Raw 5/11/15: The Man That Health Forgot

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The Best and Worst of WWE Raw for May 11, 2015, featuring Daniel Bryan's farewell speech (basically) and Cena and Neville going bonkers.

John Cena

Ranking All 17 Tracks On John Cena’s ‘You Can’t See Me,’ 10 Years Later

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John Cena's first (and only) rap album turned ten years old over the weekend, so we're ranking the tracks from worst to best.

BABIES

Here’s WWE BABIES, Today’s Best 90 Seconds Of Crying Children Dressed Like Dean Ambrose

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Here's WWE BABIES, a bunch of little kids dressed up as WWE Superstars and Divas. Anne Geddes is such a smark.

SAMI ZAYN

Sami Zayn May Have Injured His Rotator Cuff During His Raw Ring Entrance

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Here's your latest update on how sad you should be about Sami Zayn (hint: pretty sad).

BAD IDEAS

A Former WWE Writer Says Justin Bieber Almost Wrestled The Wyatt Family At SummerSlam 2014

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In the most retroactively offensive news of the day, pop star Justin Bieber almost main-evented WWE SummerSlam 2014 and wrestled Bray Wyatt.

#Best And Worst Of Raw

The Best And Worst Of WWE Raw 5/4/15: I Can Speak French!

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The Best and Worst of WWE Raw for May 5, 2015, featuring the Raw debut of Sami Zayn, THE NEW DAY TRIUMPHANT and other wonderful things.

injuries

Here’s An Update On Sami Zayn’s Injured Shoulder, The Day After His Incredible Raw Debut

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NXT's Sami Zayn appeared to suffer a serious shoulder injury during his Raw debut against John Cena. How serious is it?

BROCK LESNAR

The Definitive Ranking Of Brock Lesnar’s Post-UFC Wrestling Matches

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Brock Lesnar has had 11 matches in the WWE since finishing his MMA run. Here are the best ones, ranked.

#Best And Worst Of Raw

The Best And Worst Of WWE Raw 4/27/15: Regular Rules

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The Best and Worst of WWE Raw for April 27, 2015, aka the one where we turn on Damien Sandow so hard it breaks our spines.

Extreme Rules

The Best And Worst Of WWE Extreme Rules 2015

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The Best and Worst of WWE Extreme Rules 2015 featuring ass kissing, flipped tables and some novelty siren lights.

jimmy kimmel live

John Cena Gave Guillermo’s ‘MUCHO’ An Exclusivo About Xena On ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’

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John Cena stopped by Guillermo's show 'MUCHO' to discuss his role in the upcoming XENA: WARRIOR PRINCESS film. Exclusivo!

#Best And Worst Of Raw

The Best And Worst Of WWE Raw 4/20/15: You Don’t Win Friends With Salad

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The Best and Worst of WWE Raw for 4/20/15, featuring 100% fewer LOL weed jokes than your average wrestling column. Also, floor chips!

John Cena

Get Pumped For Cena’s Extreme Rules Chain Match With His Insane A-Team Parody Music Video

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Let's take a look back at the time John Cena led a group of misfit anti-heroes called the Chain Gang and saved the eighties from complete destruction. No, we're not kidding.

#PRO WRESTLING

The Best And Worst Of Smackdown 4/16/15: Kiss Me Arse

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Arse kissing, Daniel Bryan protecting and a worst match of the year candidate on this week's Smackdown.

STEVE AUSTIN

Stone Cold Steve Austin Took John Cena To Task For His Goofy Springboard Stunner

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Stone Cold says "Oh, hell no" to John Cena's new flying stunner.

YOUTUBE PRANKS

Shocking Follow-Up: The Fans Who Jumped In The Ring At SmackDown Are YouTube Pranksters

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In today's most senses-shattering news, those guys who jumped in the ring during Smackdown are from a YouTube prank show.


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