BROCK LESNAR

Let Paul Heyman Tell You Why Part-Timer Brock Lesnar Would Make The Perfect WWE Champion

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Paul Heyman believes a part-time wrestler like Brock Lesnar is the perfect WWE Champion, and his reasons make perfect sense.

scavenger hunts

John Cena Has Challenged Aisha Tyler To A Thumb War In The GISHWHES2014

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John Cena challenged actress Aisha Tyler to a steel cage thumb wrestling match to help a team earn points in an Internet scavenger hunt.

#Best And Worst Of Raw

The Best And Worst Of WWE Raw 8/4/14: Blood & Urine & Vomit

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The Best And Worst Of WWE Raw for August 4, 2014, featuring blood and urine and vomit. Also, Brie Bella trapped in a chair.

HULK HOGAN

Hulk Hogan’s In Training For A Terrible Match Against John Cena

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Hulk Hogan is telling fans that he's in training for one last match, and more or less asking John Cena What He's Gonna Do.

SHOCK JOCKS

Nikki Bella Talked To Crazy Ira And The Douche About John Cena’s Penis And Scissoring The Homeless

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Nikki Bella called in to the KiddChris Show to talk about John Cena's penis, Beth Phoenix's penis and PENIS, WE'RE ALL FIVE YEARS OLD

sitcoms

What ‘WWE Raw’ Would Look Like As A 1990s Sitcom

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The opening credits of WWE Raw have been reimagined as a 1990s sitcom. Stick around for the 'and' credit.

#Best And Worst Of Raw

The Best And Worst Of WWE Raw 7/28/14: The Bo Behind The Bo In 21-And-Bo

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The Best and Worst of WWE Raw for July 28, 2014, featuring the end of the most important winning streak in pro wrestling history.

THE NEST

Your First Look At John Cena’s Heel Character In ‘The Nest’ And Oh God, He Has Neck Tattoos

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John Cena plays a bad guy in Tina Fey's new movie 'The Nest,' and now he's covered in tattoos. Yes, John Cena with a neck tattoo.

SHAWN MICHAELS

Happy 49th Birthday, HBK: Shawn Michaels’ 10 Best Post-First-Retirement Matches

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To celebrate Shawn Michaels' 49th birthday, David D. put together a list of HBK's ten best-post-first retirement matches.

#the rock

In Defense Of The Rock, A Brief History Of Wrestlers Dressing Like Total Dorks

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Sure, The Rock looked like a colossal dork in that old photo of him from the 90s, but he's hardly the worst wrestling fashion offender.

#PRO WRESTLING

And Now, All The Worst Quotes From Nikki Bella’s Interview With The Daily Star

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Nikki Bella gave an interview with The Daily Star and talked about John Cena, how much butt she kicks and how she does moves nobody's seen.

#WWE

A Summerslam Promo Video Has Leaked, Confirming Your Suspicions That Wrestling May Be Scripted

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If a promotional poster going up on Amazon wasn't enough, now the John Cena/Brock Lesnar SummerSlam match has a promo video.

#BEST AND WORST OF RAW

The Best And Worst Of WWE Raw 7/14/14: Friendly Enemies

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The Best and Worst of WWE Raw for July 14, 2014, featuring FRIENDLY ENEMIES, or whatever they're called. One more week until Battleground.

#Animals

The WWE Photoshopped Cat Heads Onto Its Superstars, But Why Stop There?

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We were really inspired by the WWE's cat photoshops so we put our favorite Superstar heads on the bodies of other animals.

#PRO WRESTLING

The Count: 5 Ways To Fix The Bray Wyatt Character

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On the first edition of 'The Count' -- Is Bray Wyatt the character holding back Bray Wyatt the performer? How do we fix that?

#BEST AND WORST OF RAW

The Best And Worst Of WWE Raw 7/7/14: Un-Bolieve-A-Bull

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The Best and Worst of WWE Raw for July 7, 2014, featuring Bo Dallas vs. El Torito and basically all the same stuff as last week.

#AMY POEHLER

John Cena’s Heel Turn Is Finally About To Happen (In A Tina Fey Movie)

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John Cena's signed on to be the bad guy in an upcoming Tina Fey/Amy Poehler film. The bad guys have to win in that movie, right?

#BEST AND WORST OF RAW

The Best And Worst Of WWE Raw 6/30/14: I’m The Marine, Dammit

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The Best and Worst of WWE Raw for June 30, 2014, featuring a series of surprise returns and the saddest alcoholic tea cookout ever.

#JON STEWART

The Best And Worst Of WWE Money In The Bank 2014

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The Best and Worst of WWE Money in the Bank 2014, featuring a very, very, very, very, very, very unexpected championship win.


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