- Geek & Sci-Fi
One thing is clear as day from this trailer: John Malkovich really likes playing a pirate.
If you thought that Canada had the world’s best health system before this weekend, it apparently just got a lot better.
As has been <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2013/04/the-filmdrunk-2013-summer-movie-guide-summer-release-schedule" target="_blank">previously and unanimously agreed upon by everyone in the world</a>, RED 2 is the most anticipated sequel of 2013, and it should already be awarded all of next year’s Academy Awards.
Some <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2013/01/red-2-trailer-old-people-be-shootin">unnamed people around here like to make fun</a> of a movie like RED, because it featured an ensemble cast of older actors as former CIA agents and international spies, and that’s just goofy because Viagra jokes and broken hips, LOL.
PUT. THE BUNNY. IN. THE TREASURE CHEST.
The newest clips from zombie romance 'Warm Bodies' haven't killed our excitement yet.
All the stars are back for Red 2, which loses director<a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0777881/" target="_blank"> Robert Schwentke</a> and picks up <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0661751/" target="_blank">Dean Parisot</a>, who did both the delightful Galaxy Quest and the virulently unfunny train wreck, Fun with Dick and Jane.
Summit released new clips from zombie romance 'Warm Bodies', which gives us all the excuse we needed to catch up on the other stuff we forgot to cover.
The first trailer for zombie romantic comedy 'Warm Bodies' looks surprisingly funny and heartwarming.
This is the trailer for Red, from Summit Entertainment.
Do yourself a favor and see Jonah Hex while you still can.
<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/05/megan-fox-is-a-whore-again#more-28951"> (Not pictured: Pigtails, a lollipop) Jonah Hex opens in three weeks and WB just released <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/05/megan-fox-is-a-whore-again#more-28951">this new trailer</a>.
WB and Legendary Pictures' Jonah Hex has been plagued by bad buzz -- rumors of another director being brought in to do reshoots (Horton Hears a Who's Jimmy Hayward had never done live action before), plus the general concern that, even though the movie opens in June, we hadn't seen a trailer before today.
So Disney made <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/04/my-new-favorite-publicity-still#more-27734">this movie</a>, Secretariat, which tells the "impossible true story" of a copywriter who doesn't care about the literal meaning of words of an unlikely racehorse with a quirky trainer, who helps save a struggling farm, and proves that women can own horses just as good as men can (no, really).
SyFy released a little footage from Jonah Hex, featuring Megan Fox, John Malkovich, Megan Fox's cleavage, Will Arnett, Megan Fox's cleavage, Michael Shannon, and Josh "keep brolin brolin" Brolin.
When you've got a movie about robots that punch each other starring<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/03/the-earth-can-continue-turning" target="_blank"> Josh Duhamel</a>, you can't hire just any actors.
If I'd had room for a longer headline, it would've been "John Malkovich confirmed as villain in that Spider-Man 4 movie that might not happen.
John Malkovich and Anne Hathaway have been named as the villains Vulture and Vulturess in Spider-Man 4.
Haha, just kidding, you guys, Sarah Jessica Parker isn't actually in this Secretariat movie.