PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN

Jack The Monkey From ‘Pirates Of The Caribbean’ Bit A Woman’s Ear

It's almost as if the universe doesn't want ANOTHER "Pirates" movie.

James "Whitey" Bulger

Mobster ‘Whitey’ Bulger Writes Teens From Prison: ‘If You Want To Make Crime Pay — Go To Law School’

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Prison can either harden a man or make him remorseful for his actions. In this case, it's the latter.

#Kevin Smith

Kevin Smith Says ‘Yoga Hosers’ Is A Counter To Male-Centric Comic-Book Movies

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Kevin Smith says he wanted Tarantino for 'Tusk,' and compares Johnny Depp to Lord Byron.

LINKS

Last Week’s Hot Links, With Laremy

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From 'Entourage's epic product placement deals to Oculus porn to Jessica Alba's burgeoning tampon empire, Laremy's got your week in miniature.

JOHNNY DEPP

Turns Out Johnny Depp Could Go To Prison For Taking His Dogs To Australia

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The actor could face up to 10 years in prison for not declaring Boo and Pistol with Australian customs.

BLACK MASS

Johnny Depp Returns To Intimidate Children And Murder Folks In The Second Trailer For ‘Black Mass’

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The second trailer for 'Black Mass' has arrived, featuring more creepy ginger Johnny Depp murder and mayhem.

#COMMENTS OF THE WEEK

Comments Of The Week: Johnny Depp’s Accessories Edition

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Your best jokes about Johnny Depp's accessories, Steven Seagal, and Cate Blanchett.

JOHNNY DEPP'S DENIM SHIRT

Has Johnny Depp Achieved Peak Johnny Depp With This Incredible Cutoff Denim Shirt?

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Johnny Depp is stepping out of a private jet wearing what appears to be a safety-pinned denim shirt that got eaten by a lawn mower.

YORKIES

Johnny Depp’s Dogs Are Fleeing Australia On A Special Flight To Avoid Execution

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Johnny Depp's dogs are flying back to California on a private jet because that's an efficient use of jet fuel.

JOHNNY DEPP

The Australian Government Is Threatening To Kill Johnny Depp’s Yorkies

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"It's time that Pistol and Boo buggered off back to the United States," -an actual government official.

#Netflix

All The Best Comedies On Netflix Streaming

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How many of these are in your queue?

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These Great Lines From Terrible Films Will Make You Fall In Love With Cinema Again

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These amazing lines from bad movies are the best bad movie lines of all-time.

JOHNNY DEPP

Anti-Actor-Musician Johnny Depp Joined A Band With Alice Cooper And Joe Perry

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Along with guitarist Joe Perry, the new rock supergroup will debut in Rio this September. Apparently, 'Mortdecai' was that bad.

JOHNNY DEPP

Johnny Depp Was Almost In The Original Ending For ‘Birdman’

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As weird as that sounds, it would have been 10 times better than 'Mortdecai' in its entirety.

MORTDECAI

The Last Day Of ‘Mortdecai’: A Running Diary

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We went to the last showing of "Mortdecai" at our local theater, we kept a running diary of the "festivities."

#Weekend Box Office

Weekend Box Office: ‘Mortdecai’ Bombed Hard, Earning Less Than A Third Of J.Lo’s Teen Sex Movie

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Johnny Depp's lame mustache movie got beat by J. Lo AND George Lucas, while 'American Sniper' is still making history.

#Movie Reviews

Review: ‘Mortdecai’ – Why?

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A movie about nothing, made for no one.


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