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“This Guy, I’m Gonna Ride His Thick Lowers Like A Shining, Bucking Star Horse”

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Although Jon Gruden has shown himself capable of being engaging and occasionally cogent on his QB Camp specials with impending draftees, he remains generally worthless in the "Monday Night Football" booth.

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The Chargers Continue Late Season Freefloat

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The Chargers, last seen squandering a half dozen chances to redeem themselves by stopping Tebowmania, have lost six straight.

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Tony Sparano Has Faith In The Housing Market

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  It would be beyond obvious to say that things aren’t going well for the Miami Dolphins.

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10.20 The Cooler

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Vinese Ross 'The Dark Knight Rises' Prologue Attached To IMAX 'MI4' [NJ.com] The Periodic Table Of Swearing [BroBible] John Lennon's Tooth To Be Auctioned Off [Prefix] Tina Knowles Says Bey Craves Waffles & Knows What She Is Having [TUD] Lindsay Lohan Handcuffed At Hearing, Probation [...].

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THIS GUY! Heading To San Fran Or Cleveland, Says Son

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Jon Gruden might return to an NFL sideline, but according to a very close source, it won't be for another year.

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THIS GUY To Once Again Become THIS COACH

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Jon Gruden is said to be meeting today with the University of Miami athletic director to hammer out the details of becoming their next coach, which would be great because it would obviously get him out of the Monday Night Football booth and also make Peter King hilariously wrong yet again.

yeah we had nothing ready this morning

A Triptych Of Jon Gruden Awkwardness

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Every Monday this season, I've made sure to record the dumbest quotes Jon Gruden has made in the booth.

yeah this really is an old topic

Jon Gruden And Tim Tebow: The Reunion

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Five months ago, ESPN "analyst" Jon Gruden taped a mock film study session with four NFL rookies-to-be, one of which was Heisman Trophy winner Tim Tebow.

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‘SKINS GM ‘RESIGNS,’ TEAM STILL SUCKS

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Vinny Cerrato has left his post as vice president of football operations for the Washington Danielskins, and was replaced (rather quickly) by former Tampa Bay Buccaneers (two Cs, one N, two Es) GM Bruce Allen.

this hit leads the league in quickness

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NOW THAT IS A LEGALLY BINDING CONTRACT FOR LONG-TERM EMPLOYMENT.

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THIS GUY, He’s a Surgeon With Outstanding Generalship, This Guy

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Jon Gruden exemplified MAXIMUM DENSITY during his performance in the booth tonight.

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5.19 The Cooler

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Jenna & The Twins For Titillating Tuesday A Reunited Pharcyde Discuss Breakups, Make-Ups And J Dilla [Pop & Hiss] GOD? PLEASE KILL HASBRO, KTHXBAI. [Film Drunk] First Swine Flu, Now Drug Violence – Mexico, You’re Being a Bad Neighbor [F-Listed] Kenyon Martin's Style Is [...].

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Could You Ever, In a Million Years, Find a Worse Guy in the Booth?

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The failed three-year Tony Kornheiser Experiment on Monday Night Football has come to a merciful close, which is ESPN's minor atonement for adding Matt Millen to their pregame theatrics.

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JON GRUDEN IS PRETTY POPULAR

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Buccaneers coach Jon Gruden was fired last week, and at least one person isn't too broken up about it.

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‘Listen, Jeff. Don’t Worry, Buddy. You’re Still My Guy’

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Jeff, I want you to visualize your career, right here, in my hand.


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