I want to buy drinks or something for <a href="http://www.imdb.com/search/name?bio_author=Jon%20C.%20Hopwood&view=simple&sort=alpha">Jon Hopwood</a>, the IMDB writer responsible for penning <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/4177512/KIM-Kardashian-spotted-with-an-embarrassing-bald-patch.html">shedding</a>, <a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/kim-kardashian-kisses-kanye-west-wears-short-wig-2012145">wig-wearing</a> famous person <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2578007/bio">Kim Kardashian's IMDB bio</a>.