7-ELEVEN

War Machine And The Quest For A Slurpee

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War Machine tried to buy a Slurpee, with disastrous results.

300

In Case You Were A Decent Human Being And Missed It, Here's War Machine's Clothing Line

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MMA fighter War Machine has his own clothing line called ALPHA MALE SHIT, featuring shirts about drugs and quotes from '300.' we couldn't make this up.

BELLATOR

Love Is Dead: War Machine And Christy Mack Are (Maybe) Breaking Up

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Bellator fighter War Machine and his girlfriend, porn star Christy Mack, got into a Twitter fight and could be breaking up. This is the worst news.

ATHLETES SHOULD NOT HAVE TWITTER

Cool Rape Jokes, War Machine

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Jon "War Machine" Koppenhaver has made lots of great decisions in his life, including: 1.

ATHLETE TATTOOS

War Machine And Christy Mack Are In Love And Have The Tattoos To Prove It

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If you aren't familiar with former UFC and current Bellator fighter Jon Koppenhaver, he's the closest thing MMA has to the Ultimate Warrior.


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