#The Simpsons

The Most Star-Studded Episodes To Watch During FXX’s ‘The Simpsons’ Marathon

By | 20 Comments

Get your DVRs ready to record these episodes that feature some of the biggest stars to ever offer their voices to 'The Simpsons.'


Shaquille O’Neal Thinks He Could Probably ‘Beat The Hell’ Out Of Jose Canseco

By | 9 Comments

Shaq proved that he still holds a grudge against Jose Canseco, as he said on UFC on Fox that he'd like to beat the hell out of him.


Jose Canseco Wants To Coach The Texas Longhorns And Here Is His Four-Point Plan

By | 4 Comments

MLB great (?) Jose Canseco wants to coach the Texas Longhorns (??) and detailed a plan for success that includes goat friendship (???).


Jose Canseco Was Pulled Over With A Goat Wearing A Diaper In His Car


Former MLB slugger Jose Canseco kept his strange Twitter ways going yesterday, as he posted a picture of a goat wearing a diaper in the back of his car.


Lance Armstrong Is Ready To Be The Jose Canseco Of Cycling

By | 2 Comments

Lance Armstrong, a guy who did not cheat unless you have evidence of him cheating and then he totally cheated, is now blaming the UCI for his cheating.


Jose Canseco Is Just Like Captain America, Says Jose Canseco

By | 6 Comments

Jose Canseco is somewhere between the Iron Sheik and Tommy Wiseau on the "crazy for attention or legitimately crazy" flow chart, but he's practically synonymous with the word "steroids," so he's a solid person to ask about Major League Baseball's ongoing PED struggles.

#arrested development

Sports On TV: Arrested Development's 15 Greatest Sports Moments

By | 53 Comments

And now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything, and the one son who had no choice but to keep them all together (and sometimes watch them play softball).


Sports On TV: The Simpsons’ 20 Greatest Golden Age Sports Moments

By | 87 Comments

It's impossible to overstate the brilliance and cultural impact of 'The Simpsons'.


The Adventures Of Jose Canseco: Time Traveling Vice Columnist

By | 7 Comments

For as much as people make fun of <a href="https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco">Jose Canseco</a>’s sometimes insane ramblings or pathetic attempts at begging Major League GMs to sign him, I do have a soft spot for the guy’s sweeter moments.


Money Woes Got You Down? Let Jose Canseco Walk You Through Bankruptcy

By | 4 Comments

As I pointed out last week, Jose Canseco, the former baseball player <a href="https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco">who uses Twitter to beg Major League Baseball teams</a> to consider signing a 48-year old designated hitter, now has a new gig as <a href="http://www.vice.com/en_us">a columnist for Vice</a>.


Jose Canseco Is Finally Offering His Opinions Beyond 140 Characters

By | 4 Comments

Jose Canseco is currently a 48-year old independent league baseball player, which translates to a guy with a lot of time on his hands.

why god why?

All The Haters Have A New Anthem

By | 2 Comments

It’s been a while since <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2011/07/where-be-they-now-riff-raff-of-mtvs-from-gs-to-gents/#page/1">I’ve checked in on Houston rapper Riff Raff</a>, and this is hardly breaking news, but every once in a while it’s fun to stare at a warehouse fire in complete awe.


Goodnight, Sweet Prince: Jose Canseco’s Twitter Has Vanished

By | 5 Comments

I'm hoping this is just some sort of mistake or Twitter glitch, but avant garde Twitter genius Jose Canseco's account vanished from the internet this afternoon, sending his legions of devoted followers into a panic over the potential loss of their hero -- a steroid freak who used Twitter <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos/my-nearly-steamy-night-with-jose-canseco">to troll for booty</a> like a real-life Kenny Powers.


Jose Canseco On His Home Run Blooper Hat: “It Belongs In A Museum!”

By | 5 Comments

Following <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/JoseCanseco">Jose Canseco’s Twitter</a> antics has become a little boring as of late, because he exists somewhere in between outright lunatic and classic Internet troll, and his global warming prophecies of doom and desire to coach lottery winners on how to spend their money – I ain’t kidding, folks – had everything pointing toward the latter.

#arrested development

His Futsal In This Guy’s Face


The best part of this Futsal argument escalating into a Muay Thai knockout (besides me learning what the hell "Futsal" is) is easily the YouTube commenter explaining his motivations: This was in Russia , futsal 3rd division.


Diamondbacks Fan Catches Foul Ball, Maintains Pizza Integrity

By | 3 Comments

He asked Domino's if he could keep the ball, but they said "no".


Jose Canseco Killed Al Gore On Twitter Last Night

By | 2 Comments

If you follow former juiced baseball freak <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/JoseCanseco">Jose Canseco on Twitter</a>, you know that that his feed is <a href="http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/pulp/2012/03/jose_cansecos_tweets_weird.php">a constant stream of incomprehensible madness</a> that, more often than not, turns out being quite hilarious.


Jose Canseco Not Only Wants To Play But He Also Declared Al Gore Dead

By | 8 Comments

Last we checked in with our favorite <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/JoseCanseco">47-year old Twitterbug, Jose Canseco</a>, he was declaring his intentions to track down the diabolical fiends who were conspiring against his desire to play professional baseball in Mexico by making up bogus rumors that he tested positive for PEDs.

Sign Up

Powered by WordPress.com VIP