MMA

April Fools And Follies: The Weirdest Moments in MMA

Mixed martial arts is usually an ULTRA SERIOUS FIST FIGHT COMPETITION, but every once in a while, things get really ludicrous and pretty damn silly.

#The Simpsons

Every Tragic Misfortune In ‘The Simpsons’ Classic ‘Homer At The Bat,’ Ranked

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There were some severe misfortunes int he episode, but which was the worst of all?

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Jose Canseco Became ‘Cansecodamus’ On Twitter, Unveiled His Ridiculous 2015 Predictions

Former MLB player predicts life on Mars, President Obama's first television role, and Barbara Walters' interview with and extraterrestrial.

SCORPION JACKET

The Gun Jose Canseco Used To Shoot Off His Finger Looks Just like Ryan Gosling’s Jacket From ‘Drive’

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The gun Jose Canseco used to shoot off his finger looks a lot like the jacket from 'Drive.'

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Jose Canseco Lost His Finger During A Poker Game And Tweeted About It

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Everybody's favorite ex-baseball player and upstanding citizen lost his finger during a poker match and tweeted about it. AMERICA.

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Step Aside Neil deGrasse Tyson, Jose Canseco Wants To Talk Astrophysics

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Jose Canseco is the astrophysicist we deserve, but not the one we need right now.

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Jose Canseco Allegedly Shot His Finger Off In A Gun Accident

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Jose Canseco shot himself in the hand according to TMZ.

#The Simpsons

The Most Star-Studded Episodes To Watch During FXX’s ‘The Simpsons’ Marathon

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Get your DVRs ready to record these episodes that feature some of the biggest stars to ever offer their voices to 'The Simpsons.'

#NBA

Shaquille O’Neal Thinks He Could Probably ‘Beat The Hell’ Out Of Jose Canseco

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Shaq proved that he still holds a grudge against Jose Canseco, as he said on UFC on Fox that he'd like to beat the hell out of him.

#COLLEGE FOOTBALL

Jose Canseco Wants To Coach The Texas Longhorns And Here Is His Four-Point Plan

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MLB great (?) Jose Canseco wants to coach the Texas Longhorns (??) and detailed a plan for success that includes goat friendship (???).

#MLB

Jose Canseco Was Pulled Over With A Goat Wearing A Diaper In His Car

Former MLB slugger Jose Canseco kept his strange Twitter ways going yesterday, as he posted a picture of a goat wearing a diaper in the back of his car.

PEDS

Lance Armstrong Is Ready To Be The Jose Canseco Of Cycling

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Lance Armstrong, a guy who did not cheat unless you have evidence of him cheating and then he totally cheated, is now blaming the UCI for his cheating.

#MLB

Jose Canseco Is Just Like Captain America, Says Jose Canseco

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Jose Canseco is somewhere between the Iron Sheik and Tommy Wiseau on the "crazy for attention or legitimately crazy" flow chart, but he's practically synonymous with the word "steroids," so he's a solid person to ask about Major League Baseball's ongoing PED struggles.

#arrested development

Sports On TV: Arrested Development's 15 Greatest Sports Moments

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And now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything, and the one son who had no choice but to keep them all together (and sometimes watch them play softball).

#PRO WRESTLING

Sports On TV: The Simpsons’ 20 Greatest Golden Age Sports Moments

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It's impossible to overstate the brilliance and cultural impact of 'The Simpsons'.

#MLB

The Adventures Of Jose Canseco: Time Traveling Vice Columnist

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For as much as people make fun of Jose Canseco’s sometimes insane ramblings or pathetic attempts at begging Major League GMs to sign him, I do have a soft spot for the guy’s sweeter moments.

#MLB

Money Woes Got You Down? Let Jose Canseco Walk You Through Bankruptcy

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As I pointed out last week, Jose Canseco, the former baseball player who uses Twitter to beg Major League Baseball teams to consider signing a 48-year old designated hitter, now has a new gig as a columnist for Vice.

#MLB

Jose Canseco Is Finally Offering His Opinions Beyond 140 Characters

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Jose Canseco is currently a 48-year old independent league baseball player, which translates to a guy with a lot of time on his hands.


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