The A To Z Guide To The Celebrity Voices Selling Us Every Product On Earth

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You may not always recognize them, but plenty of our favorite celebrities' voices are pushing products from cars to insurance.


Where On Earth (And Beyond) Will ‘Modern Family’ Take Its Characters This Season?

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Season 6 of the Emmy Darling 'Modern Family' debuts next week, and we can be sure that the Pritchetts are in for wild adventures.


Why ‘Modern Family’ — The Most Formulaic Show On TV — Is An Emmys Favorite

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'Modern Family' is anything but perfect, so why has it won Outstanding Comedy Series at the Emmys five years running?


Here’s Julie Bowen, Andy Richter, And Conan Having An In-Depth Discussion On Kangaroo Testicles

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Julie Bowen dropped by 'Conan' and the only topic that they seemed to care about was kangaroo testicles.


73 Sports Movies In 73 Days: 'Happy Gilmore'

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Today’s installment of 73 Sports Movies in 73 Days is the 1996 comedy Happy Gilmore, which many people consider to be one of the funniest sports movies ever made.


To The Surprise Of No One, Nikki Finke Wrote The Worst Thing About The Emmys

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In her Emmys live blog, Deadline awful person Nikki Finke claimed that "beautiful actresses are not funny" because she's an awful person.

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3.6 The Cooler

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Jelena Jensen New Aaliyah Album On The Way, Says Producer [That Grape Juice] Julie Bowen Makes Jeremy Lin Greater [With Leather] "Project X" Kid Was In A Bang Bus Movie [Film Drunk] Doctors Of The Night: Will Med Students With Debts Consider Prostitution.


Julie Bowen Makes Jeremy Lin Greater

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Despite my undying rage over the Emmy Awards' annual snubbery of Nick Offerman’s Ron Swanson on Parks and Rec, I can at least deal with Ty Burrell winning for his portrayal of Modern Family’s bumbling dad, Phil Dunphy.


‘Modern Family': The Most Painlessly, Effortlessly Predictable Show on TV

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There's nothing wrong with ABC's Wednesday night sitcom, "Modern Family.


Many Television Stars Are Attractive

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You guys are never going to believe this, but a lot of people who appear on television for a living put on nice clothes to go to the Emmys last night.


Julie Bowen Was Gammy On Conan

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Julie Bowen of "Modern Family" was on "Conan" last night, and apparently chose not to wear pants (clip here).


‘Are You Trying to Get Candy or Japanese Businessmen?’

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Last night's Halloween episode of "Modern Family" was terrific from top to bottom, but because I am who I am, I'm going to put the spotlight on the subplot about 16-year-old Haley (played by Sarah Hyland, who is mercifully almost 20 years old) and her series of sexy costumes rejected by mother Claire (Julie Bowen).


Ways to Improve ‘Modern Family’

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This was the last of the Emmy highlights that I enjoyed: in a pre-recorded segment, the cast of "Modern Family" reacts to corporate stuffed suit who throws out ideas to improve the Emmy-winning comedy.


What’s on Tonight: Bikini Time!

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Modern Family (ABC) -- The show continues its Hawaiian vacation story line, raising the possibility that we'll see Julie Bowen in a bikini (or preferably Sofia Vergara).



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Mercy (NBC) -- James Van Der Beek begins a guest starring role that will last through the end of the season.

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