CALVIN JOHNSON

The Week 13 Fantasy Football Support Group: It’s Time For The Season’s Awards

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With your fantasy football playoffs about to begin, we have a few superlative awards to hand out to the players who have let us down this season.

ADRIAN PETERSON

Your NFL Recap, Week 13: When Rob Ford Ate Chicken Wings Amongst The Toronto People

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Eric Decker played like a mad man in Kansas City. But the real mad man was eating chicken and stealing seats while taking in the Bills/Falcons game in Toronto.

DENVER BRONCOS

Someone Posted A Craigslist Ad Offering A Wedding Ring For Chiefs-Broncos Tickets

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In a very vague and random Craigslist post, someone offered a diamond wedding band for tickets to Sunday's Chiefs-Broncos game.

CALVIN JOHNSON

Your NFL Recap, Week 8: When Dez Bryant Finally Snapped

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Horizontal_1382926193.jpg"></a>Words by <a href="http://twitter.com/bansky" target="_blank">Bansky</a> The Dallas Cowboys have been involved in two of the best games of the season so far.

Football

If Bob Costas Hadn’t Had Taiwan Animation, He’d Still Be Alive Today (Or Something)

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Here's the NMA World Edition (Taiwan Animation) take on Bob Costas and his speech about Jovan Belcher and gun control.

Football

Brady Quinn Gets His Linus Moment

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Near the end of A Charlie Brown Christmas, Charlie Brown gets depressed and starts screaming about how there's nobody left who knows what Christmas is all about, then gets abruptly shocked to silence when Linus walks to center-stage, asks for lights and <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKk9rv2hUfA" target="_blank">delivers an impassioned reading of Luke 2:8</a>.

ADRIAN PETERSON

Your NFL Recap: Week 13

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It was an ugly game in St.

AARON RODGERS

Your NFL Recap: Week 11

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Fluke records are usually ironed out by week 11 in the NFL season.

KANSAS CITY CHIEFS

With Leather’s Watch This: Oh Thank God We Get To Watch The Chiefs Tonight

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I’m not going to pile on the Kansas City Chiefs <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/11/with-leathers-watch-this-thursday-night-football">like I did with the Jacksonville Jaguars last week</a>, because that’s low hanging fruit and people have already complained enough about them being on Monday Night Football.

JAMES HARDEN

With Leather's Watch This: An AFC West Snore

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Yesterday, in perhaps his most prolific artistic contribution to society, <a href="https://twitter.com/mattufford">our forefather Matt Ufford</a> <a href="http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2012/10/31/3572472/philip-rivers-mustache-photos">introduced us to Philip Rivers with a mustache</a>, and it might be the only thing on this planet that makes <a href="https://twitter.com/KingLaserface">King Laserface</a> even remotely endearing at this point.

DENVER BRONCOS

In Case You Were Wondering, Peyton Manning's Neck Is Fine

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Since officially becoming a free agent on Wednesday, Peyton Manning is the most popular dude at the desperation party, as basically any team in need of a quarterback is banging down his door.

DENVER BRONCOS

That Video That May Or May Not Be Peyton Manning Has People Buzzing

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On Friday, a very poor quality video of a guy in a white helmet throwing a football at Duke University showed up on YouTube and people were like, “Well Peyton Manning has a white helmet and <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Manning-Duke.jpg">he’s been hanging out at Duke</a>, so it must be him.

Football

So Long, Chief

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I guess losing 37-10 to the New York Jets doesn't sit well with anybody.

ADRIAN PETERSON

“Suck For Luck” Power Rankings: Week 3

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After last week’s inaugural “Suck for Luck” Power(less) Rankings, Matt from <a href="http://warmingglow.uproxx.com">Warming Glow</a> was upset that I didn’t include a Seattle Seahawks logo on the banner image, and I thought that I should explain the exclusion since he can beat me up.

AMERICAN FLAGS

Never Forget, Unless We Tell You To

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In a pro football world where wearing high-top cleats to honor the passing of Johnny Unitas can earn you a <a href="http://espn.go.com/chrismortensen/s/2002/0917/1432826.html">$25,000 fine</a>, it shouldn't come as a huge surprise that players hoping to wear red, white and blue gear on the 10th anniversary of 9/11 is a punishable offense.

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Matt Cassel Is Worried About His Abs

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Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Matt Cassel led his team to an AFC West title last season.


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