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TONY GONZALEZ LIKES LOW MILEAGE GIRLS

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Thanks to handsome HG over at <a href="http://youbeenblinded.com/tony-gonzalez-to-women-keep-low-mileage/" title="You Been Blinded" target="_blank">You Been Blinded</a> for tipping me on this MAXIM interview with Kansas City Chiefs' Tony Gonzalez who lets us know he doesn't like to see Lincoln's head when inserts a penny into his dates:Yeah, girls who are leaking oil are a real turn-off.

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I WANT JARED ALLEN TO BE MY DAD

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Chiefs defensive end Jared Allen leads the AFC with 8 sacks and was just named the conference's Defensive Player of the Month.

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NATIVE AMERICANS GET THEIR OWN SHOE

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Nike has designed and unveiled the N7, a <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20980046/from/ET/" target="_blank">shoe designed specifically for Native Americans</a> because (a) their feet are too wide and high to fit in normal shoes, (b) they're fat, and (c) it will look great in next year's promotional video for diversity.

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BRODIE CROYLE IS DOING OKAY

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Following this morning's post on the <a href="../post.phtml?pk=3787" target="_blank">women of Hard Knocks</a>, sexy rock star Adam sent me this <a href="https://www.davidleggphoto.com/gallery/kel_brod_eng?page=1" target="_blank">pre(?)-wedding gallery</a> of Chiefs QB Brodie Croyle and wife Kelli.

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THEY HAVE HOT CHICKS ON TV NOW?

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Over the last month or two I've been getting emails from sports nerds telling me about the erections their tiny penises mustered for two of the wives of Kansas City Chiefs featured on that show about the Kansas City Chiefs, Whatsitcalled.

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BERNARD POLLARD ENJOYS DANCING

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Did you ever wonder how they do it in Fort Wayne.

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BUT I DON’T WANNA BE A PIRATE

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Former Chiefs running back Christian Okoye -- the "African Bad Dream" -- will participate in the <a href="http://www.tvguide.com/News-Views/Interviews-Features/Article/default.aspx?posting=%7BB5D34333-2687-48B8-9882-62EBE62A2173%7D" target="_blank">CBS summer reality show "Pirate Master,"</a> produced by evil genius Mark Burnett.

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LAMAR HUNT DIED

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Lamar Hunt, the Kansas City Chiefs founder/owner and sports pioneer, <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2006/12/14/sports/football/15huntcnd.html?hp&ex=1166158800&en=1b488917f105ed54&ei=5094&partner=homepage" target="_blank">died yesterday</a> of complications from prostate cancer.

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Chiefs Had Sex Boat in Airport Hyatt?

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In yesterday's Kansas City Star, Jason Whitlock revealed that between seven and ten Chiefs <a href="http://www.kansascity.com/mld/kansascity/sports/football/nfl/kansas_city_chiefs/15824927.htm" target="_blank">attended a "simulated sales party"</a> with 30 female sex toy consultants the night before their 45-7 blowout at Pittsburgh.


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