Posts Tagged: KANSAS CITY ROYALS

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Here's The Kansas City Royals Cover Of Lorde's 'Royals' You Expected Some A-hole To Do

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Remember Lorde's hit song 'Royals?' Somebody who just thought of the joke did a Kansas City Royals-themed parody song to the tune of it. FUN NEW JOKES!

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MLB Mascots Are Using Twitter To Try To Nail Mr. Met's Wife

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New York Mets mascot Mr. Met joined Twitter yesterday, and now MLB mascots are using it to try and sleep with his wife.

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Not A Bad Sports Joke: Lorde’s ‘Royals’ Was Inspired By George Brett And The Kansas City Royals

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New Zealand pop sensation Lorde's first hit 'Royals' was inspired by the Kansas City Royals, and I swear to God I'm not making that up to be funny.

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Lesson Of The Day: Don’t Bother Asking George Brett For His Autograph

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While in town to accept the Kansas Citian of the Year award, former Royals great George Brett threatened to shoot an overzealous autograph seeker.

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Yesterday Just Wasn’t The Best Day For Cleveland Sports Fans

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The American League Wild Card race is even tighter today after the Tampa Bay Rays knocked off the Texas Rangers in 12 innings last night, while the Baltimore Orioles moved within a game with a win over the Boston Red Sox, and the Kansas City Royals kept the Cleveland Indians a half game back of the WC with an exciting 7-2 win.

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This Kansas City Royals Fan GIF Is Hypnotic

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As the Kansas City Royals kept their remarkable Wild Card playoff hopes alive with a 7-1 victory over the Cleveland Indians, who are also still in the race, fans at Kauffman Stadium were louder than ever with the hopes that this may be the season that ends their 27 season playoff drought.

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Pretty Kansas City Royals Fan Vs. Ninja Child. Who Ya Got?

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A special moment occurred during the fourth inning of yesterday's Kansas City Royals/Minnesota Twins game.

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Mariano Rivera And The New York Yankees Love To Laugh

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The New York Yankees are currently in first place in the AL East with the second-best record in all of baseball, so as soon as they have that best record in baseball status locked up – and maybe toss in a few highway robbery trades as well – all will be well in the universe, according to Yankees fans.

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Francisco Liriano Catches Comebacker Between His Legs

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In a play that could have ended very badly, pitcher Francisco Liriano gets turned around but still manages to catch a comebacker off the bat of Eric Hosmer between his legs.

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MLB Style Guide: Everything You Should Care About From The 2012 Home Run Derby

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The 2012 MLB Home Run Derby took place last night in Kansas City's Kauffman Stadium (the one with the fountains), and if you were like most people you had a passing interest, got bored, then spent a little time on Twitter trying to make Chris Berman's incessant "BECK BECK BECK BECK BECK" thing funny.

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Mariano Rivera Can't Go Out Like This

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Love or hate the New York Yankees, you have to admit that Mariano Rivera is the greatest closer of all-time.

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This Is Why You Don't Wear Red Sox Gear Or Walk Into Face Kicks At Yankee Stadium

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I'd like to preface this story by saying I'm a diehard Cleveland Indians fan.

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Ozzie Guillen On The White Sox: ‘Beep’

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Ozzie Guillen is never at a loss for exciting post-game quotes.

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Wilson Betemit Destroys God

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Alternate title: e'ouch Before you can even type "Albert Pujols out 4-6 weeks following wrist injury", the Internet has turned itself inside out reacting to Kansas City Royal Wilson Betemit's Flash-on-Anti-Monitor run into Albert's glove, showing us that the world's most powerful living entity can feel pain, and that when he feels it, he does a weird little hop to show it.

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Morning Links: Windians

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Oh, hello, I didn't see you there.

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Brian Bannister Quits Japan, Gets the Hell Out of Dodge

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According to a report from Japan's Yomiuri Giants, former Kansas City Royals pitcher Brian Bannister has responded to last month's earthquake and tsunami by quitting his job, fleeing the country and quitting professional baseball forever.

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OMG Zach Greinke Trade?!

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Since it appears unclear that pitching ace Cliff Lee <a href="http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20101210&content_id=16297888&vkey=news_mlb&c_id=mlb">will pick his new team</a> anytime soon, it's worth noting on the last day of baseball's winter meetings that Kansas City Royals pitcher Zach Greinke is being shopped by his team.


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