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Over the next few days, we’re going to see approximately 1 billion photos of random celebrities and famous people dressed up for Halloween parties, and this is basically my second favorite time of year, with the first also being Halloween, but for seeing babies and animals dressed up in costumes.
I get my box stuffed full of long PR emails all day, but the most satisfying ones are usually the porn ones, and not just because they come with pictures of naked ladies.
A methed-up gas huffer reportedly told police that she was "The Karate Kid" before trying to bite them and getting tazed twice in South Carolina this week (you feel that breeze just now.
Completing the you're-f*cking-old trifecta, J.
This is ostensibly a humor site about movies, so I'll forgive you for not knowing that Lyoto Machida knocked out Randy Couture (and knocked one of his teeth out) with a front kick on Saturday night.
It's only bullsh*t Hollywood nepotism that gets Will Smith's dumb wiener kid a part in the Karate Kid remake while acclaimed martial artist James William Gregory Jr.
Ugh, is there anyone in Hollywood as nauseating as Will Smith and family.
It seems Fox's brilliant viral campaign featuring Cameron Diaz and Tom Cruise doing candid things was a failure, as Knight and Day landed a distant third at the box office.
I thought we needed a nice palate cleanser after all that Will-Smith's-son-makes-more-in-a-weekend-than-you'll-make-your-entire-life news this morning, and Black 20 has come through yet again with another fine mashup, "Jackie Chan Hates Karate Kids.
Precious, booger-lipped wiener kids everywhere breathed a sigh of relief into their gilded inhalers this week as Jaden Smith proved that children of celebrities can succeed, so long as their parents buy them Jackie Chan.
Everyone knows that this year for Christmas, Will Smith bought for his son the Karate Kid franchise (along with a private island off the coast of Switzerland where live a herd of rare flying ponies). What no one thought to ask is, "What about the original Karate Kid, Ralph Macchio? What does he get? Where are his ponies? Is he too old for ponies? Is that guy even still alive?" Apparently, he is still alive, and he's pretty funny. He's looking to stage a comeback, but as he learns in this new Funny or Die video (below), if he wants to be famous, he's gonna need to start acting like a d*ck.
I always assumed Jaden Smith just woke up one day yelling "DADDY.
Will Smith and Jada Pinkett already act like self-absorbed weirdos from another planet, so it's not like Jaden Smith ever had much of a chance at a normal life.
An editor over at HuffingtonPost sent me this supercut of bully clips from 80s movies the other day.
The holidays are upon us once again & with them multiple distractions and engagements to pull us away from our computers.