#Halloween

William Zabka Dressed Up As A 'Karate Kid' Skeleton For Halloween

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Over the next few days, we’re going to see approximately 1 billion photos of random celebrities and famous people dressed up for Halloween parties, and this is basically my second favorite time of year, with the first also being Halloween, but for seeing babies and animals dressed up in costumes.

press releases

The Karate Kid XXX sounds pretty good

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I get my box stuffed full of long PR emails all day, but the most satisfying ones are usually the porn ones, and not just because they come with pictures of naked ladies.

TRACEY MCSWAIN SMITH

Methed-up gas huffer calling herself The Karate Kid tries to bite police

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A methed-up gas huffer reportedly told police that she was "The Karate Kid" before trying to bite them and getting tazed twice in South Carolina this week (you feel that breeze just now.

WILL SMITHS DUMB WIENER KIDS

Oh boy, Karate Rich Kid is getting a sequel

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The Jaden Smith/Jackie Chan Karate Kid remake was partially financed by the Chinese government (see: China Film Group Corps) and went on to gross $360 million worldwide, so why wouldn't they want to make another one.

RALPH MACCHIO

Yes, The Karate Kid Turned 50, You’re Old

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Completing the you're-f*cking-old trifecta, J.

#Mashups

Awesome Mash-Up: The Triumph of the Crane Kick

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This is ostensibly a humor site about movies, so I'll forgive you for not knowing that Lyoto Machida knocked out Randy Couture (and knocked one of his teeth out) with a front kick on Saturday night.

KARATE KID

Has Steven Seagal lost weight?

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It's only bullsh*t Hollywood nepotism that gets Will Smith's dumb wiener kid a part in the Karate Kid remake while acclaimed martial artist James William Gregory Jr.

WILL SMITH

HURRR, good story, Will Smith.

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Ugh, is there anyone in Hollywood as nauseating as Will Smith and family.

TOY STORY 3

Box Office: Kevin James pooping > Midget super spies

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It seems Fox's brilliant viral campaign featuring Cameron Diaz and Tom Cruise doing candid things was a failure, as Knight and Day landed a distant third at the box office.

#Mashups

Jackie Chan beats up little kids

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I thought we needed a nice palate cleanser after all that Will-Smith's-son-makes-more-in-a-weekend-than-you'll-make-your-entire-life news this morning, and Black 20 has come through yet again with another fine mashup, "Jackie Chan Hates Karate Kids.

THE A TEAM

A-hole children of celebrities finally catch a break

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Precious, booger-lipped wiener kids everywhere breathed a sigh of relief into their gilded inhalers this week as Jaden Smith proved that children of celebrities can succeed, so long as their parents buy them Jackie Chan.

#JOAN RIVERS

Weekend Preview: Remakes of Crap

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Opening this Weekend (trailers after the jump) Karate Kid It's currently tracking 53% on RottenTomatoes, which means that, if you were to divorce it from all historical contexts and future implications, the movie itself probably isn't that bad.

KARATE KID

Jaden Smith suffered hilarious Chinese child abuse

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I always assumed Jaden Smith just woke up one day yelling "DADDY.

KARATE KID

Jaden Smith is doomed

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Will Smith and Jada Pinkett already act like self-absorbed weirdos from another planet, so it's not like Jaden Smith ever had much of a chance at a normal life.

#Mashups

“You’re stewed, butt wad!” The 80s bully supercut

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An editor over at HuffingtonPost sent me this supercut of bully clips from 80s movies the other day.

#TRAILERS

KARATE BLACK KID HAS A NEW TRAILER

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The new Karate Kid trailer has arrived.


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