7 Stars We’d Shamefully Make Love To

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A whole lot of us would boink highly boinkable stars like Kerry Washington, Kim Kardashian and every other star that fits under the "eight, nine, dime" category in a split second.


Valentine’s Day Advice From LoveRance On The “7 Fast Women We’d Put A Ring On”

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Graphics: <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/author/beware">BEWARE</a> Valentine's Day is about lust just as much it is about love, but those cutesy Hallmark cards and Zales commercials won't ever give you the full skinny.


7 Fast Women We Would Still Put A Ring On

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<a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/kim-kardashian1.jpg"></a>Intro by Gotty™ They know exactly who they are and what they're doing.


2.6 The Cooler

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Deserae Martinez Makes A Wonderful Saturday Our Long National Nightmare Is Over: Heinz Redesigns Ketchup Packet <a href="http://consumerist.com/2010/02/our-long-national-nightmare-is-over-heinz-redesigns-ketchup-packet.html">[The Consumerist]</a> Things a 13-Year-Old Kid Should Be Doing Instead of Committing to USC Football <a href="http://www.ourkitchensink.com/2010/02/05/things-a-13-year-old-kid-should-be-doing-instead-of-committing-to-usc-football/">[Our Kitchen Sink]</a> Ultimate Hustler: Karrine Steffans Partners With Larry Flynt <a href="http://www.bvbuzz.com/2010/02/05/karrine-steffans-vixen-manual-larry-flynt/">[BV Buzz]</a> How One Band May Have Finally Killed Off the Self-Tribute Trend <a href="http://www.popmatters.com/pm/post/120188-how-one-band-may-have-finally-killed-off-the-self-tribute-trend/">[Pop Matters]</a> Holy Anne Hathaway Hotness, Batman.


Sucking Hulk Hogan…

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Dear women, The most unattractive thing you can ever do is watch a sporting event with your man and call anything happening “gay.

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