UNDERWORLD

Kate Beckinsale Dusts Off Her Leather Catsuit For ‘Underworld 5′

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Kate Beckinsale in a leather catsuit again? If you insist.

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Simon Pegg Has Absolute Power In The First Official Trailer For ‘Absolutely Anything’

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'Absolutely Anything' stars Simon Pegg and features voice performances by Monty Python and Robin Williams.

UNDERWORLD

Six Seasons And A Movie? The ‘Underworld’ Reboot Is Now Two Movies And A TV Show.

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Len Wiseman revealed that the 'Underworld' reboot is a lot more than we were expecting.

#Robin Williams

Kate Beckinsale Has Signed On For The Monty Python Gang’s ‘Absolutely Anything’

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Kate Beckinsale has joined Simon Pegg and the Monty Python crew for the alien comedy 'Absolutely Anything.'

#Arnold Schwarzenegger

The Internet Will Never Approve Of The ‘Total Recall’ Remake: A Dissection

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When I attended the Total Recall panel at Comic-Con a couple of weeks back I found myself thinking over and over again: "You guys seem nice. The internet will never accept this."

#Bryan Cranston

New ‘Total Recall’ Clip Brings Back Another Familiar Character

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We have a new clip and featurette from 'Total Recall', and the clip cleverly references an iconic scene from the original as a misdirection.

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Bryan Cranston Makes First Appearance In ‘Total Recall’ Clips (Plus Three-Breasted Hooker Update)

Three new clips from 'Total Recall' feature Bryan Cranston, Kate Beckinsale, Colin Farrell, and Jessica Biel. And we have new pictures of the three-breasted hooker.

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‘You’re Gonna Wish You Had Three Hands': Quick Hits From The ‘Total Recall’ Comic-Con Panel

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Notes and observations from the Comic-Con panel featuring Colin Farrell, Jessica Biel, Kate Beckinsale, Bryan Cranston, and three-boobed hooker discussion.

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New 'Total Recall' Stuff And Important News About Kate Beckinsale's Three Boobs

We have a new clip, featurette, poster, and pictures from 'Total Recall'. But first, here's a word from Kate Beckinsale about her boobs.

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Second 'Total Recall' Trailer Brings Out The Three-Boobed Hooker

"You're going to wish you had three hands," says the woman in the Total Recall screencap above.

#Bryan Cranston

First Clip From 'Total Recall' Plus A TV Spot And Trigger Happy Pictures

When last we spoke of Len Wiseman’s Total Recall remake (opening August 3rd), it was to relay the very important three-boobed hooker news.

#Bryan Cranston

Rejoice, Total Recall Will Have A Three-Boobed Hooker After All

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Sony aired some footage from Len Wiseman's Total Recall remake at CinemaCon 2012 in Las Vegas this week, and Frosty from Collider provided a description of what he saw.

#Bryan Cranston

Total Recall Trailer Is Really Here

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I couldn't get a non-blurry screencap of Jessica Biel and Kate Beckinsale fist-fighting, so I hope you'll accept this very tasteful alternative.

#TRAILERS

Total Recall Remake Has Kate Beckinsale's Ass, 'Splosions

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The idea to remake Total Recall first 2010, and just when you thought those memories had been repressed, we learned that it would be set entirely on Earth and probably be rated PG-13.

#Bryan Cranston

First Footage From Total Recall Needs More Kate Beckinsale

Len Wiseman and Columbia Pictures have been keeping their Total Recall remake well-shielded from our view.

VANESSA MARCIL

The Washed Ferrari Scale: Rating Michael Bay's Leading Ladies

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As we’ve discussed plenty in recent years, Michael Bay is a man of extravagant taste.

#WEEKEND BOX OFFICE

Box Office: Kate Beckinstail over Red Tails, Marky Mark over 9/11, 9/11 over Gina

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George Lucas's black guilt Red Tails rated 33% among critics, but received an A grade from audiences (via cinemascore), almost the inverse of Haywire's 82% among critics and D+ on cinemascore.

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Total Recall has a synopsis. Still PG-13, still no mention of Mars

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Whenever I post anything about the upcoming Total Recall remake, people react as if Hollywood kidnapped their dog and shaved it, and I admit I don't totally disagree.

WEEKEND MOVIE GUIDE

Weekend Movie Guide: Let’s Save The Rec Center Or Whatever

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Opening Wide and Saying, “Ahhhhh”: Joyful Noise, Contraband, Beauty and the Beast 3D Opening in Limited Release: The Iron Lady, We Need to Talk About Kevin FilmDrunk Suggests: Not The Iron Lady, that’s for sure.


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