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Kate Beckinsale Has Signed On For The Monty Python Gang’s ‘Absolutely Anything’

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Kate Beckinsale has joined Simon Pegg and the Monty Python crew for the alien comedy 'Absolutely Anything.'

#Arnold Schwarzenegger

The Internet Will Never Approve Of The ‘Total Recall’ Remake: A Dissection

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When I attended the Total Recall panel at Comic-Con a couple of weeks back I found myself thinking over and over again: "You guys seem nice. The internet will never accept this."


New ‘Total Recall’ Clip Brings Back Another Familiar Character

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We have a new clip and featurette from 'Total Recall', and the clip cleverly references an iconic scene from the original as a misdirection.


Bryan Cranston Makes First Appearance In ‘Total Recall’ Clips (Plus Three-Breasted Hooker Update)


Three new clips from 'Total Recall' feature Bryan Cranston, Kate Beckinsale, Colin Farrell, and Jessica Biel. And we have new pictures of the three-breasted hooker.

#comic con

‘You’re Gonna Wish You Had Three Hands': Quick Hits From The ‘Total Recall’ Comic-Con Panel

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Notes and observations from the Comic-Con panel featuring Colin Farrell, Jessica Biel, Kate Beckinsale, Bryan Cranston, and three-boobed hooker discussion.


New 'Total Recall' Stuff And Important News About Kate Beckinsale's Three Boobs


We have a new clip, featurette, poster, and pictures from 'Total Recall'. But first, here's a word from Kate Beckinsale about her boobs.


Second 'Total Recall' Trailer Brings Out The Three-Boobed Hooker


"You're going to wish you had three hands," says the woman in the Total Recall screencap above.


First Clip From 'Total Recall' Plus A TV Spot And Trigger Happy Pictures


When last we spoke of Len Wiseman’s Total Recall remake (opening August 3rd), it was to relay the very important <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/gammasquad/2012/04/total-recall-three-breasted-prostitute">three-boobed hooker news</a>.


Rejoice, Total Recall Will Have A Three-Boobed Hooker After All

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Sony aired some footage from Len Wiseman's Total Recall remake at CinemaCon 2012 in Las Vegas this week, and Frosty from <a href="http://collider.com/sony-cinemcon-skyfall-looper-total-recall/162138/">Collider</a> provided a description of what he saw.


Total Recall Trailer Is Really Here

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<a href="http://www.uproxx.com/gammasquad/2012/04/total-recall-2012-trailer/totalrecall-10" rel="attachment wp-att-61790"></a>I couldn't get a non-blurry screencap of Jessica Biel and Kate Beckinsale fist-fighting, so I hope you'll accept this very tasteful alternative.


Total Recall Remake Has Kate Beckinsale's Ass, 'Splosions

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The idea to remake Total Recall first <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/07/total-recall-remake-is-official-len-wiseman-directing" target="_blank">2010</a>, and just when you thought those memories had been repressed, we learned that it would be <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/04/bryan-cranston-cast-in-total-recall-which-is-set-on-earth-now-wait-what" target="_blank">set entirely on Earth</a> and probably be <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/01/total-recall-has-a-synopsis-still-no-mention-of-mars" target="_blank">rated PG-13</a>.


First Footage From Total Recall Needs More Kate Beckinsale


Len Wiseman and Columbia Pictures have been keeping their Total Recall remake well-shielded from our view.


The Washed Ferrari Scale: Rating Michael Bay's Leading Ladies

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As we’ve discussed plenty in recent years, Michael Bay is a man of extravagant taste.


Box Office: Kate Beckinstail over Red Tails, Marky Mark over 9/11, 9/11 over Gina

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George Lucas's black guilt Red Tails rated 33% among critics, but received an A grade from audiences (via cinemascore), almost the inverse of Haywire's 82% among critics and D+ on cinemascore.

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Total Recall has a synopsis. Still PG-13, still no mention of Mars

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Whenever I post anything about the upcoming Total Recall remake, people react as if Hollywood kidnapped their dog and shaved it, and I admit I don't totally disagree.


Weekend Movie Guide: Let’s Save The Rec Center Or Whatever

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Opening Wide and Saying, “Ahhhhh”: Joyful Noise, Contraband, Beauty and the Beast 3D Opening in Limited Release: The Iron Lady, We Need to Talk About Kevin FilmDrunk Suggests: Not The Iron Lady, that’s for sure.


Kate Beckinsale In A Leather Catsuit Again? If You Insist.


Did you know they just made a fourth Underworld movie.


Videos Of Colin Farrell, Kate Beckinsale, And Hover Cars On The Set Of “Total Recall”


Len Wiseman (Underworld, Live Free or Die Hard) is directing the Total Recall remake with his out-of-his-league hot wife Kate Beckinsale starring alongside Colin Farrell (replacing Schwarzenegger with a slightly-more discernible accent) and Bryan Cranston as the villain.


Kate Beckinsale, Milla Jovavich, and Sofia Vergara Are Danger Girls

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We assume Vegara is also holding a handgun out of frame.

#Justin Bieber

8.19 The Cooler

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Mizz DR Music-Video Director Hype Williams Finally Making Another Feature Film [NYMag] Stuff Hip-Hop Fans Like: Really Tiny Backpacks [Broken Cool] 88-Keys Talks the Making of "No Church in the Wild" [Billboard] Young Mom Gets Two DUI’s in Three Hours [Gawker] Burger King Freshens Image, [...].

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