Shailene Woodley Chops Her Hair Off To Fight Back In The New ‘Insurgent’ Trailer

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Beatrice cuts her hair off to lead her army of attractive young people to take down the big, bad adults in the trailer for 'Insurgent.'


Stream Them If You’ve Got Them: Your Guide To Netflix And Streaming, Apr 3, 2014

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EVERYTHING IS ON STREAMING! Seriously, Netflix Instant is loaded all of a sudden.


Some Words About ‘Eternal Sunshine,’ Which Turns 10 Years Old This Week

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Eternal Sunshine turns 10 years old this week, and I tried to remember what was so great about it.


The Future Looks Clean And Fun In The Final ‘Divergent’ Trailer

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The final trailer for 'Divergent' is here and it paints a surprisingly clean picture of a future in which everyone hates each other for being different.


REVIEW: ‘Labor Day’ Is Like A Nicholas Sparks Movie, But Good. …Almost.

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Prison Super Dad saves the day with sexy biscuits in Jason Reitman's 'Labor Day.'


First trailers for Jason Reitman’s Labor Day, starring Josh Brolin as a sexy murderer

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The first two trailers for Jason Reitman's Labor Day, starring Kate Winslet and Josh Brolin as a sexy murderer who kidnaps his way to love.


Party Trivia: Kate Winslet is married to a guy named “Ned Rocknroll”

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Reps for Kate Winslet recently confirmed that the 37-year-old actress is pregnant with her third child with her third husband, and more importantly, I thought this was a good opportunity to point out that Kate Winslet is currently married to a guy named NED ROCKNROLL.


China Censored Kate Winslet's Boobs In Titanic 3D

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As previously noted, James Cameron decided that he needed another $500 million to fund his future conquest of the Snorks and the lost city of Atlantis so he re-released Titanic last week in a special new 3D version.


The Best Of #Titanic Lulz

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Easily my favorite thing about the movie Titanic is that it has been out for fifteen years and the internet has had plenty of time to make fun of it.


Review: Roman Polanski’s Carnage

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My Dinner with A-Holes For younger people, people younger than 45, say, I suspect all I'd have to say about Roman Polanski's new film Carnage is that it takes place entirely within two rooms of an apartment building and the hall, and they'd stay away in droves.

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James Blake’s Video For ‘A Case Of You’ Is Filled With Rebecca Hall Goodness


I've had quite a celebrity crush on Rebecca Hall for well over two years now.


Trailer for Roman Polanski’s John C. Reilly/Christoph Waltz movie

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I've said it before and I'll say it again: I'd watch a movie with John C.


Meme Watch: Draw Me Like One Of Your French Girls


There's something about undermining the awkward and fabricated "romance" of the Titanic nude sketch scene that I find delightful, so give me a sprawled out fat guy coupled with crappy Rose and Jack dialogue and my daily lulz quota is almost always satisfied.

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