killers

As payback for tainted milk, US gives China an Ashton Kutcher movie

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Every once in a while, I receive a press release and think, "Wow, you're really just begging me to make fun of this, aren't you.

PLOT RECREATED WITH REVIEWS

Plot of ‘Killers’ re-created using quotes from scathing reviews

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If you're new to FilmDrunk, there's <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/06/marmaduke-recreated-using-review-quotes" target="_blank">this game</a> we like to play: take an awful movie we'll never see, and recreate the plot using only expository quotes from other people's reviews (no analysis.

the killers

Lionsgate To Critics: Sit Killers Out

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When Lionsgate first announced that they had a movie starring Katherine Heigl and Ashton Kutcher, I was all like, “Whoa, no way.

#TRAILERS

Katherine Heigl stars in Two Queefs & a Fart Noise

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I know I already labeled Katherine Heigl's other movie, Killers, "<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/02/win-a-date-with-tard-hamilton">Win a Date with Tard Hamilton,</a>" but I may have been a little premature (as is my wont).

SAL PASKOWITZ

Studio greenlights horror film about an immortal Katherine Heigl

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Lakeshore Entertainment has acquired the script for The Age of Adaline, which has Katherine Heigl attached to star.

why god why?

Heigl/Kutcher movie is painfully unoriginal: Now irrefutable fact

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Not to get overly self-referential and toot my own horn, but I'm about to get overly self referential and toot my own horn.

why god why?

Katherine Heigl, Kevin James, & your awful movie update

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There's a lot of news about awful movies out there today, folks, so to keep from aggravating the tendinitis in my dismissive-wank elbow, I've combined it into one post.

why god why?

Wow. Just wow.

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Aw, you almost had us there, Katherine Heigl.

THE COOLER

3.27 The Cooler

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Marica Linn The Greatest Jobs In The Entertainment Industry [Uproxx] Agents for LeBron, Wade and Bosh Working Together [Slam] 5 Videos To Prove That Bruce Lee Is The Greatest Of All Time [Caveman Circus] Classics Revisited: Atmos x Nike Air Max 1 B ‘Viotech’ [...].

MICHAEL AUSIELLO

KATHERINE HEIGL ACKNOWLEDGES HER HISTORY OF BEING A BITCH

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Between slamming the writers of "Grey's Anatomy" and calling Knocked Up "misogynistic," Katherine Heigl has gotten a reputation for being an ungrateful pain in the ass.

SHOWEST

KATHERINE HEIGL HONORED AS STAR OF THE YEAR

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Katherine Heigl is being presented with a "female star of the year" award at this year's <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ShoWest" target="_blank">Showest convention</a>.

ROM COMS

WIN A DATE WITH TARD HAMILTON

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Director Robert Luketic directed Legally Blonde, which I actually found self-aware enough to be sort of charming, but then followed it up with Win a Date with Tad Hamilton.

ONE FOR THE MONEY

KATHERINE HEIGL IS A BOUNTY HUNTER

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Ahh, Katherine Heigl and Janet Evanovich, a match made in hell.

#SETH ROGEN

APATOW, ROGEN VS. HEIGL, ROUND 2

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Christ, I should be working at the Enquirer with these headlines.

STEPHENIE MEYER

MORMONS FEAR HOLLYWOOD THE MOST

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According to a recent Pew poll, a larger percentage of Mormons see Hollywood as "a threat to their values" than any other religion.

THE UGLY TRUTH

TERRORISTS WHIFF IN ATTEMPT ON HEIGL

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(One way or another, the Sheik would have what she was having) An international press junket for <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/katherine-heigl-orgasm-scene" target="_blank">Katherine Heigl's The Ugly Truth</a> at the Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills had to be moved after a bomb threat emptied the building.

WHEN HARRY MET SALLY

KATHERINE HEIGL SUCKS AT ORGASMS

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You know that scene in When Harry Met Sally where Meg Ryan fakes an orgasm in a restaurant.

#TRAILERS

WOMEN BE SHOPPIN’ FOR BRAS

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It seems the way to write a Hollywood rom-com these days is to collect your most insanely obvious and intuitive relationship observations and fashion a crude narrative out of them.


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