WMMA

This 7-Year-Old Girl From Kazakhstan Is A Boxing Phenom

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Evnika Saadvakass has been training boxing since she was 3 and has some of the fastest hands we've ever seen!

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SpongeBob SquarePants Is A Hooligan, Says Kazakh Official

A Kazakh official says SpongeBob SquarePants depicts "hooligan behavior." That's a strong quote.

KAZAKHSTAN

Kanye West Spent Labor Day Weekend Earning $3 Million To Perform At A Wedding In Kazakhstan

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Would you perform at the wedding of a monster's grandson for $3 million? Kanye would.

Weather

The Worst Corner Kick Conditions Ever

A Kazakhstani player attempts to take a corner kick on a comically flooded part of the field.

KIDS WHO COULD KICK MY ASS

Here’s A 5-Year Old Boxer Who Could Destroy You

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If you were wondering, the title of this video translates to "Fastest girl from Kazakhstan.

SACHA TREILLE

Here's The Nastiest Hockey Hit You'll See This Week

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On Friday, the 76th annual IIHF Ice Hockey World Championship got underway in Finland and Sweden, and the U.

NATIONAL ANTHEM

Kazakh athlete serenaded by Borat anthem by mistake

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A Kazakh athlete recently took home a gold medal at an "international shooting event" in Kuwait (which, as I imagine it, involves shooting a goat carcass with a Kalashnikov then fetching it with a hawk), and during the official medal ceremony, she received her trophy to the tune of the parody anthem from Borat rather than her country's actual national anthem.

KIDS

Junior Hockey’s ‘Lord Of The Flies’ Promotion Doesn’t Go As Well As Planned

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A few days ago we shared a clip from the toddler Kumite and people seemed to like it, so now every time children get stuck in brutally violent adult situations I'm going to try to share it -- for example, by way of Best Week Ever comes this clip of a bunch of Kazakhstani 9-year olds turning a post-game hockey handslapping into a full-bore gang war.

TIMUR BEKMAMBETOV

Of COURSE Steven Seagal is in Kazakhstan

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As we learned from his recent open letter to Vladimir Putin asking for the Russian Prime Minister to support immortality research, Steven Seagal is a great friend to the Russian people, and even "considers himself Russian," despite being an Irish Jew from Fullerton who wears kimonos.

MY BROTHER BORAT

Kazakhstan making unauthorized Borat sequel. No, really.

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Kazakhstan has a unique problem: before Borat, no one knew it existed.

OFF TOPIC

KSK Off-Topic: Travels with Borat

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Putatively in honor of the release of Borat on DVD on Tuesday, though more so because I don't feel like discussing the Steelers releasing J Peezy or having the league investigate one of their physicians, I feel like regaling our readers with my immaterial, rambling tale of briefly living with a perverted Kazak.


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