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The Miami Marlins Fan Protest That Depressed The Entire Sports World

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Remember earlier this year when a dozen or so Miami Dolphins fans showed up to Joe Robbie Pro Player Sun Life their stadium <a href="http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2012/04/a-look-inside-jeff-irelands-draft-day-process.html">to protest the ongoing employment of general manager Jeff Ireland</a> and everyone was like, “Awwwww, those poor fans think they can make Stephen Ross make good decisions”.

the gays

Turns Out Grindr Didn’t Crash Because Of The Olympics Gaypocalypse

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The fun of any Olympics is political subplots, as politicians, special interest groups, and various mouth-breathing hate mongers can use the global focus of this gathering of the world’s greatest athletes as a chance to draw attention to themselves.

UKRAINE

Topless Women Threaten To Make The Euro 2012 Tournament More Exciting

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Last we checked in on the Euro 2012 tournament, there were apparently <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/04/the-ukraine-makes-a-terrible-euro-2012-host">stray dogs and soiled mattresses on the corners of every street in Kiev</a>, but that wasn’t stopping European countries from sending their best soccer players to compete for the Henri Delaunay Trophy in between nailing every wannabe soccer WAG in sight.

OXFORD

Hipster Elitist Ruins British Boat Race Because He Hates Elitists

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Ever since that whole “Occupy” thing started way back when, I was always curious as to why there weren’t more protesters at sporting events, railing against those millionaire athletes and billionaire owners for having all that success and money and not giving it away for free.

WIKIPEDIA

Dolphins Fans Are Doing The Occupy Thing

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Yesterday we touched on <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/03/the-miami-dolphins-are-a-laughing-stock">the fury of a growing number of Miami Dolphins fans</a> with the team’s GM Jeff Ireland, and how the first step in this united fan coup was roughing up the guy’s Wikipedia page.


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