Posts Tagged: KEIRA KNIGHTLEY

CHRIS PINE

Review: Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit: Is Stinky: A Shame, That

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Our friend Laremy stops by to offer his thoughts on 'Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit,' which stars Chris Pine as the classic Tom Clancy character.

CHRIS PINE

Chris Pine Gets Jacked Up In This New Clip From ‘Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit’

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In this new clip for 'Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit,' Chris Pine's new version of the character is welcomed to the spy game in a stressful way.

CHRIS PINE

TRAILER: Paramount promotes Jack Ryan movie with Tom Clancy's warm corpse

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When Paramount released their poster for Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit on the same day that <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2013/10/author-tom-clancy-dead-at-66-cause-unknown" target="_blank">Tom Clancy</a>, the author who created the Jack Ryan character died, I figured it was just a coincidence, or unfortunate timing.

KEIRA KNIGHTLEY

Review: Seeking a Friend for the End of the World

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The central dilemma for me here is this: how heavily do you weigh your expectations of a film against the film you actually saw.

AARON JOHNSON

Dark Knight Schmark Schmight, it's Anna Karenina!

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After the jump, I've got the trailer for Anna Karenina, adapted from the Tolstoy novel by director Joe Wright (Atonement) and starring Jude Law, Keira Knightley, and Kick-Ass's Aaron Johnson.

BEEG FAWKEN BONERS

You had me at ‘Patton Oswalt at an end-of-the-world wine orgy.’

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I clicked play on the trailer for Seeking a Friend at the End of the World (the directorial debut of Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist screenwriter Lorene Scafaria), prepared to see Steve Carell slumming it in yet another mediocre broad comedy, but instead it opened with a catchy plot - the mission to save Earth has failed, there's an asteroid on a collision course with Earth and everyone has three weeks to live - then our <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/07/fd-frotcast-episode-7-rob-huebel-comic-con-olivia-munns-book" target="_blank">buddy Rob Huebel</a> showed up, and by the time Patton Oswalt arrived as a boozy dude drinking wine straight from a carafe at an end-of-the-world booze orgy, I had already glee-fainted and was leaking saliva on the linoleum.

David Cronenberg

Keira Knightley gets her ass kicked in new Cronenberg movie

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After the jump, you can watch the first trailer for A Dangerous Method, David Cronenberg's latest (and first since Eastern Promises in 2007), starring Viggo Mortensen as Sigmund Freud, Michael F.

JONATHAN RHYS MEYERS

North Koreans Allowed to Bend it Like Beckham Between Factory Shifts

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No doubt in celebration of his many great achievements, such as the <a href="http://www.redorbit.com/news/oddities/70622/north_korean_leader_claims_he_invented_hamburgers/" target="_blank">invention of the hamburger</a> and the <a href="http://iamkoream.com/kim-jong-il-invented-an-invisible-cell-phone/" target="_blank">invisible cell phone</a>, and <a href="http://www.thevine.com.au/entertainment/news/kim-jong-il-looking-at-things20101220.aspx" target="_blank">shooting 38-under par</a> the first and only time he played golf, North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il (Lil' Kim) recently allowed his citizen-children to view the film Bend It Like Beckham on State Television.

AUTOFELLATIO WALRUS

Departed writer films Colin Farrell’s ‘Snatch’

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This is the trailer for London Boulevard, the directorial debut of Departed screenwriter William Monahan (who also wrote Body of Lies and Kingdom of Heaven) starring Colin Farrell and Keira Knightley.

COMMERCIALS

BEATING UP KEIRA KNIGHTLEY TOO HOT FOR TV

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This anti-domestic violence ad starring Keira Knightley and directed by Atonement's Joe Wright has been banned in the U.

JOHNNY DEPP

CASTING HUNTER S. THOMPSON’S RUM DIARY

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Johnny Depp is set to reprise his role as Hunter S.

BOOORING

WOMEN BE DUCHESSIN’

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<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=2277" target="_self">Keira Knightley</a> is starring in another period piece, <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=2166" target="_self">The Duchess</a>.

PEOPLE WHO SHOULD BE BURNED FOR FUEL

KEIRA KNIGHTLEY COURAGEOUSLY HATES TITS

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UPDATE: Now with videoKeira Knightley recently made headlines for refusing to have her publicity photos for The Duchess digitally altered to give her more cleavage.

BOOORING

PICTURES OF KEIRA KNIGHTLEY ON HER PERIOD

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I know how you've all been waiting for this moment, so I won't keep you in suspense.

BOOORING

BUTTRESS OF WINDSOR

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There's another trailer out for The Duchess, and this one really pushes the Princess Diana connection – which is odd, since to my knowledge Diana wasn't known for making the same goddamned face in every picture.

CILLIAN MURPHY

KNIGHTLEY STILL DOING WEIRD MOUTH THING

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Keira Knightley, Sienna Miller, and Cillian Murphy star in The Edge of Love, a British WWII period piece whose synopsis sounds a lot more interesting than the trailer (after the jump):The film centers around Welsh poet Dylan Thomas, his wife Caitlin and the curious real-life incident in which childhood friend Vera Phillips (Knightley) and her eventual husband William Killick opened fire on the Thomas home with a machine gun and a hand grenade.

DUCHESS OF LANGEAIS

ANOTHER DUCHESS MOVIE! SO AWESOME!

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I don't know about you, but I'm worried that <a href="http://filmdrunk.com/post.phtml?pk=860">The Duchess with Keira Knightley</a> (our generation's greatest underbiter) just isn't going to be enough to slake my thirst for period pieces about fashionable ladies - specifically Duchesses.

THE DUCHESS

KEIRA KNIGHTLEY ON HER PERIOD AGAIN

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I'm all for a period piece if it involves pirates, dueling, cannons, vikings, nazis, mongols, rape humor, or human sacrifice.


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