NORTH KOREA

North Koreans Allowed to Bend it Like Beckham Between Factory Shifts

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No doubt in celebration of his many great achievements, such as the invention of the hamburger and the invisible cell phone, and shooting 38-under par the first and only time he played golf, North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il (Lil' Kim) recently allowed his citizen-children to view the film Bend It Like Beckham on State Television.

#TRAILERS

Departed writer films Colin Farrell’s ‘Snatch’

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This is the trailer for London Boulevard, the directorial debut of Departed screenwriter William Monahan (who also wrote Body of Lies and Kingdom of Heaven) starring Colin Farrell and Keira Knightley.

#Marvel

CHANNING TATUM AUDITIONED FOR CAP AMERICA, YOUR SISTER’S PANTIES

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("Sorry, B, the uniform just seemed a lil f@ggy, nah mean.

#COMMERCIALS

BEATING UP KEIRA KNIGHTLEY TOO HOT FOR TV

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This anti-domestic violence ad starring Keira Knightley and directed by Atonement's Joe Wright has been banned in the U.

SCARLETT JOHANSSON

CASTING HUNTER S. THOMPSON’S RUM DIARY

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Johnny Depp is set to reprise his role as Hunter S.

THE DUCHESS

WOMEN BE DUCHESSIN’

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Keira Knightley is starring in another period piece, The Duchess.

THE DUCHESS

KEIRA KNIGHTLEY COURAGEOUSLY HATES TITS

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UPDATE: Now with videoKeira Knightley recently made headlines for refusing to have her publicity photos for The Duchess digitally altered to give her more cleavage.

POSTERS

PICTURES OF KEIRA KNIGHTLEY ON HER PERIOD

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I know how you've all been waiting for this moment, so I won't keep you in suspense.

#TRAILERS

BUTTRESS OF WINDSOR

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There's another trailer out for The Duchess, and this one really pushes the Princess Diana connection – which is odd, since to my knowledge Diana wasn't known for making the same goddamned face in every picture.

#TRAILERS

KNIGHTLEY STILL DOING WEIRD MOUTH THING

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Keira Knightley, Sienna Miller, and Cillian Murphy star in The Edge of Love, a British WWII period piece whose synopsis sounds a lot more interesting than the trailer (after the jump):The film centers around Welsh poet Dylan Thomas, his wife Caitlin and the curious real-life incident in which childhood friend Vera Phillips (Knightley) and her eventual husband William Killick opened fire on the Thomas home with a machine gun and a hand grenade.

TRAILER

ANOTHER DUCHESS MOVIE! SO AWESOME!

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I don't know about you, but I'm worried that The Duchess with Keira Knightley (our generation's greatest underbiter) just isn't going to be enough to slake my thirst for period pieces about fashionable ladies - specifically Duchesses.

TRAILER

KEIRA KNIGHTLEY ON HER PERIOD AGAIN

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I'm all for a period piece if it involves pirates, dueling, cannons, vikings, nazis, mongols, rape humor, or human sacrifice.


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