Everything you know is a lie.
- Geek & Sci-Fi
What does a judge do when he has to use a word in a sentence to a child? Quote Kelis' 'Milkshake.'
She's way cooler than anyone else or at least that's what it seems like.
Kelis' has always been driven by the sound of her percussionist.
Rapper Nas stops by 'The Colbert Report' to promote his new album, Life is Good.
Vida Guerra Kelis Speaks On Nas’ ‘Life Is Good’ Album Cover [HHNM] Dwyane Wade's Wife Evokes 5th In Custody Hearing [Miami Herald] Courtney Love Sued by Former Lawyers Over Unpaid Bills [Spinner] Why Porn and Journalism Have the Same Big Problem [The Atlantic] Headphones For [...].
<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2010/04/hip-hops-disapproval-with-spousal-support"> We all know that the Nas-Kelis divorce has <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2010/04/nas-kelis-divorce-finalized">not gone smoothly</a>.
Elizabeth Velasquez 10 Rappers Who Could Be President One Day [The BVX] NBA Player Accuses Wife of Vicious Attack [TMZ] Vanessa Hudgens Slightly Cold After Her Workout [Moe Jackson] The 50 Greatest Saturday Morning Cartoons [Complex] Concert Promoter Sues Bootleggers Before Concert Takes Place [...].
<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2009/12/video-ed-lover-cmon-son-pt-7"> Ed Lover's back with Part 14 in his <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/cmon-son">C'mon Son</a> series, brought to you in part by <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/king-uncaged">King Uncaged</a> & <a href="http://www.leadapparel.com/catalog/NikeGolf-193583-DarkNavy.jpg">Nike Dri-Fit Short-Sleeve Mock Turtlenecks</a>.
<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2010/04/nas-kelis-divorce-finalized"> The <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2010/04/nas-kelis-divorce-finalized">former Mr. and Mrs. Nasir Jones saga</a> has been dissected, analyzed and debated by everyone from <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2010/04/nas-kelis-divorce-finalized">here @ TSS</a> to <a href="http://twitter.com/lilduval/status/12116138912">Lil' Duval</a> to every barbershop in the country.
<a href="http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/story/kelis-gets-10000-a-month_1138858"> This whole <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/nas">Nas</a> V.
The uglier this <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/nas">Nas</a> vs.
"I'MA STREET LIFER, always harassed by the C-Ciphers Chief-like, Geronimo with his peace pipe I emerged from the street life This for the homies who relate, know what it be like My QB life Taken and turned to the Louie XIII® light Twisted and mangled sorta like Bruce Lee life Cursed with his son Brandon, if that's you and me Knight I pray our fate's greater I speak like I still matter as a rapper, not doubting.
Krisana Farewell Def Jux: A Recap Of The NYC Label's Finest Moments <a href="http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/music_blog/2010/02/farewell-def-jux-a-requiem-and-recap-of-the-nyc-indie-rap-labels-finest-moments.html">[Pop & Hiss]</a> 9 Reasons NBA Players Shouldn't Look for Love at All-Star Weekend <a href="http://www.streetlevel.com/2010/02/12/9-reasons-nba-players-shouldnt-look-for-love-at-all-star-weeken/">[Street Level]</a> Dr.
Gotta Have Faith Brett Favre Is Just Having Fun With His "Pants On the Ground" [The Sporting Blog] Kelis Holds Nas In Contempt For Non-Payment Of Child Support [Black Voices] NY Times May Charge Readers To Read On-Line [Frank151] Rick Ross Hosts Blood Drive [...].
I'm too lazy to type up a whole diatribe about this one, seeing as how it's self-explanatory.
<a href="http://www.billboard.biz/bbbiz/charts/decadeendcharts/chart_display.jsp?&f=Hot+100+Producers&g=Decade-end+Producers">Billboard</a> recently crowned <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/the-neptunes">The Neptunes</a> <a href="http://www.billboard.biz/bbbiz/charts/decadeendcharts/chart_display.jsp?&f=Hot+100+Producers&g=Decade-end+Producers">producers of the decade</a> for their assassins work in murdering the charts.
Prescribing to Gotty's™<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2009/11/tss-presents-the-pack-vol-1"> "work smarter, not harder"</a> mantra we present the revamped <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/category/smoke-break/the-week-that-was">TWTW</a>.