TARA LIPINSKI

Johnny Weir’s Hat At The Kentucky Derby Is Simply Amazing

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Johnny Weir is covering fashion at the Kentucky Derby for NBC and he has probably managed to take the prize for best hat himself.

#Animals

Terrible Kentucky Derby Horse Names (Vol. 2)

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A racehorse called "Retweeted By Mark McGrath" will probably never win the Triple Crown.

#Animals

Terrible Kentucky Derby Horse Names

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"Orb" is a cool name for a racehorse.

BAD NAMES

Conan’s Terrible Kentucky Derby Horse Names, Featuring Disturbing German Pornography

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The synopsis for this 'Conan' highlight tells you everything you need to know: "Orb" is a cool name for a racehorse.

Cute

Puppy Predicts The Kentucky Derby

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Jimmy Fallon brings on a puppy to predict the Kentucky Derby, a technique that accurately predicted this year's <a href="http://clipnation.com/puppies-predict-2013-oscars/">Oscars</a> and <a href="http://clipnation.com/puppies-predict-super-bowl/">Super Bowl</a> (but not the <a href="http://clipnation.com/puppies-predict-2013-final/">Final Four</a>).

#ReignOn

TSS And Crown Royal Are Doing The Kentucky Derby, Y’all!

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Our lovely relationship with the good folks at <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/crown-royal">Crown Royal </a>continues, everyone.

BRYCE HARPER

10 Amazing Predictions For This Week In Sports

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When I’m wrong, I’m the first to admit that I was wrong.

AUSTIN

Morning Links: Now Starting for the New England Patriots, Panama Jack

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(Note: This is the closest I will ever come to writing about horse racing, at least until the next time somebody guns down a horse on the track and I have to type WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE WHY DO YOU ENJOY THIS.

NBC

The Problem With The Televised Kentucky Derby

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The above diagram is my roundabout way of communicating to you that a) I am a scientist and b) the Kentucky Derby television experience is the worst.

HORSE RACING

Super Saver Won The Derby

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The Kentucky Derby was on Saturday, despite inclement weather for most of the day.

HORSE RACING

MINE THAT BIRD SNEAKS AWAY WITH DERBY

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I actually watched the race in a bar, so I credit <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/sports/columnist/hiestand-tv/2009-05-03-kentucky-derby_N.htm">USA Today</a> TV columnist Michael Hiestand for catching the fact that NBC's race announcer missed Mine That Bird sneaking along the rail to win the 135th Kentucky Derby: NBC race caller Tom Durkin, who has called more than 60,000 races, seemed to be caught flatfooted by 50-1 longshot Mine That Bird's stretch run.

HORSE RACING

I WANT REVENGE MIGHT WANT REVENGE FOR THIS

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What happens when you merge NASCAR with the sport of kings.

HORSE RACING

BARBARO MEMORIALIZED WITH DERBY STATUE

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<a href="http://blogs.usatoday.com/gameon/2009/04/barbaro-has-permanent-place-at-the-derby.html">Game On</a> caught an image of the new statue commemorating Barbaro's Kentucky Derby in 2006, an impressive display of MY FREAKING GOD, PEOPLE, IT'S JUST A DAMN HORSE.

HORSE RACING

LAST MINUTE ’08 DERBY WAGERING GUIDE

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As long-time weekend readers know, I have a system for betting on animal contests - I drink a pint of Jameson and delve into the Summa Thelogica of St.

DUMBASSES

THE KENTUCKY DERBY WAS FUN

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Unbeknownst to me, Louisville's Stereo Lounge was the site of the most hilariously awful / painfully sexy party to make sports headlines.

GAMBLING

LAST MINUTE DERBY WAGERING GUIDE

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Let's be clear, I don't know as much about <a href="http://www.kentuckyderby.com/2007/derby_contenders" title="Kentucky Derby" target="_blank">thoroughbred horse racing</a> as I do about harness racing or rat baiting, but I do love to wager on animals.

HORSE RACING

STARS COME OUT FOR KENTUCKY DERBY

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The Kentucky Derby is this weekend, which means that people around Louisville have already been getting drunk non-stop for the last two weeks.


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