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Tom Brady Is Bringing Gronk To The Kentucky Derby On A Private Jet

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Just some bros hopping on a jet and going to a horse race.

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Jimmy Fallon Uses Adorable Puppies To Predict The Winner Of The 2015 Kentucky Derby

Watching puppies race is far more adorable than watching anything else race.

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Wes Welker Was Throwing Out Money He Didn’t Really Have At The Kentucky Derby

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By now, the image of Broncos wide receiver Wes Welker joyously throwing $100 bills in the air has been permanently etched into our minds as a glorious picture of pure, unadulterated happiness.

WES WELKER

Wes Welker Makes It Rain At Kentucky Derby, Completes Glory Boy Turn

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Thus completing his drawn-out heel turn from scrappy New England gritster to highly-paid Denver glory boy.

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Tom Brady Is Decadent And Depraved

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Dreamboat Gatsbys up the Derby.

TARA LIPINSKI

Johnny Weir’s Hat At The Kentucky Derby Is Simply Amazing

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Johnny Weir is covering fashion at the Kentucky Derby for NBC and he has probably managed to take the prize for best hat himself.

#Animals

Terrible Kentucky Derby Horse Names (Vol. 2)

A racehorse called "Retweeted By Mark McGrath" will probably never win the Triple Crown.

#Animals

Terrible Kentucky Derby Horse Names

"Orb" is a cool name for a racehorse.

#CONAN

Conan’s Terrible Kentucky Derby Horse Names, Featuring Disturbing German Pornography

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The synopsis for this 'Conan' highlight tells you everything you need to know: "Orb" is a cool name for a racehorse.

#jimmy fallon

Puppy Predicts The Kentucky Derby

Jimmy Fallon brings on a puppy to predict the Kentucky Derby, a technique that accurately predicted this year's Oscars and Super Bowl (but not the Final Four).

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TSS And Crown Royal Are Doing The Kentucky Derby, Y’all!

Our lovely relationship with the good folks at Crown Royal continues, everyone.

#KATE UPTON

10 Amazing Predictions For This Week In Sports

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When I’m wrong, I’m the first to admit that I was wrong.

TOM BRADY

Morning Links: Now Starting for the New England Patriots, Panama Jack

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(Note: This is the closest I will ever come to writing about horse racing, at least until the next time somebody guns down a horse on the track and I have to type WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE WHY DO YOU ENJOY THIS.

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The Problem With The Televised Kentucky Derby

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The above diagram is my roundabout way of communicating to you that a) I am a scientist and b) the Kentucky Derby television experience is the worst.

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Super Saver Won The Derby

The Kentucky Derby was on Saturday, despite inclement weather for most of the day.

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MINE THAT BIRD SNEAKS AWAY WITH DERBY

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I actually watched the race in a bar, so I credit USA Today TV columnist Michael Hiestand for catching the fact that NBC's race announcer missed Mine That Bird sneaking along the rail to win the 135th Kentucky Derby: NBC race caller Tom Durkin, who has called more than 60,000 races, seemed to be caught flatfooted by 50-1 longshot Mine That Bird's stretch run.

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I WANT REVENGE MIGHT WANT REVENGE FOR THIS

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What happens when you merge NASCAR with the sport of kings.

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BARBARO MEMORIALIZED WITH DERBY STATUE

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Game On caught an image of the new statue commemorating Barbaro's Kentucky Derby in 2006, an impressive display of MY FREAKING GOD, PEOPLE, IT'S JUST A DAMN HORSE.


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