Kesha Would Really Like Your Teeth So She Can Get Through Rehab By Making Art With Them

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Ke$ha askes her fans to donate their teeth for an art project while in rehab, which is completely normal.


A New Term Is Born: Kesha’s Mother Blames Record Executives For Her ‘Weight Bullying’

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Weight bullying is bad mmkay? What is weight bullying, you ask? Ke$ha's Mother fills us in.


Kesha Is Designing Her Own Jewelry Now And Of Course It's Made From Human Teeth


Eccentric pop singer and reality TV star Ke$ha will release her new line of jewelry in August, and some of the items are actually made from human teeth.


More Proof Ke$ha’s More Gross Than A Gas Station Bathroom And Yes, There’s Video

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One look at pop star Ke$ha and you can pretty much tell she's the type of trashy girl who probably only showers when she remembers to or when she feels like it.

#the rock

Dwight Howard Got Slimed At The Kids Choice Awards And Nothing Makes Sense Anymore

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I apologize in advance for this, as it was written by an extremely old man.


Ever Wanted To See Ke$ha Drink Piss? You're In Luck

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In an upcoming sure to be fascinating documentary, pop star Ke$ha drinks her own piss.


Frotcast 128: Burnsy’s Corner, Lists with Laremy

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Listen on the player above, or <a href="http://filmdrunk.podbean.com/mf/web/ctcvb/Filmdrunk128.mp3" target="_blank">download this week's episode as an mp3 here</a> (right-click, "save as.


10.4 The Cooler

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Kathy Santana Roger Goodell vs.


AshleyMadison Says Tim Tebow's Virginity Is Worth $1 Million, Because Ugh


Just leave the poor guy alone to get shot by sex arrows and masturbate with his Jesus stripper pole.

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Ke$ha Feat. Andre 3000, Lil Wayne, T.I. & Wiz Khalifa – “Sleazy 2.0″

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Let's get one thing straight: Ke$ha's million-dollar remix to her 2010 single "Sleazy" is far from the club-bubblers T-Pain's favorite dirty blonde pop star typically delivers.


Bruins Fans Are Who They Are

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One of the great blessings of my life is that I was a child before digital cameras and a teenager before YouTube.


Bears speaking Italian

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That's incredible, the little one even has a gold chain.


1.20 The Cooler

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/?p=163154"> Kimmie Nicole The Kids Are All Right: 14 Internet Child Stars To Watch In 2011 <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/feature/2011/01/the-kids-are-all-right-14-internet-child-stars-to-watch-in-2011">[Uproxx]</a> 7 Rules For Effective Social Networking For Artists <a href="http://www.hypebot.com/hypebot/2011/01/effective-social-networking-for-artists-bringing-music-streaming-to-the-masses.html">[Hypebot]</a> Redman Says Lack Of Sampling Hurt Hip Hop, Praises Cypress Hill <a href="http://www.hiphopdx.com/index/news/id.13740/title.redman-says-lack-of-sampling-hurt-hip-hop-praises-cypress-hill">[HHDX]</a> Are The Clippers A Bigger Draw Than The Lakers This Year.

Yung Berg

1.19 The Cooler

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/?p=162675"> Tiffany 6 Ways Yung Berg Can Avoid Getting His Chain Snatched Again <a href="http://theurbandaily.com/music/theurbandailystaff1/6-ways-yung-berg-can-avoid-getting-his-chain-snatched-again/">[TUD]</a> Why Doesn't Anyone Get Kanye West's Jokes.


12.17 The Cooler

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Nick Cannon Says Mariah Carey Is Having Twins [AP] Tyler Perry Snubbed By Screen Actors Guild [The Urban Daily] Top TV Nude Scenes in 2010 [WarmingGlow] The 7 Lamest "Tron: Legacy" Products [Complex] Ke$ha Now Islam’s #1 Target [Celeb Jihad] Wells Fargo Promises to Be [...].

#Star Trek

Feel Me Up, Scotty

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If you're literate, chances are you hate Ke$ha's atrocious "Tik Tok," in which the tone-deaf heifer makes the questionable claims that she brushes her teeth with whiskey and that men are attracted to her.


The Simpsons, 1989-2010

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Add me to the long list of hacks who have declared the Simpsons "dead.

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