Kesha Would Really Like Your Teeth So She Can Get Through Rehab By Making Art With Them

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Ke$ha askes her fans to donate their teeth for an art project while in rehab, which is completely normal.


A New Term Is Born: Kesha’s Mother Blames Record Executives For Her ‘Weight Bullying’

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Weight bullying is bad mmkay? What is weight bullying, you ask? Ke$ha's Mother fills us in.


Kesha Is Designing Her Own Jewelry Now And Of Course It's Made From Human Teeth


Eccentric pop singer and reality TV star Ke$ha will release her new line of jewelry in August, and some of the items are actually made from human teeth.


More Proof Ke$ha’s More Gross Than A Gas Station Bathroom And Yes, There’s Video

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One look at pop star Ke$ha and you can pretty much tell she's the type of trashy girl who probably only showers when she remembers to or when she feels like it.


Dwight Howard Got Slimed At The Kids Choice Awards And Nothing Makes Sense Anymore

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I apologize in advance for this, as it was written by an extremely old man.


Ever Wanted To See Ke$ha Drink Piss? You're In Luck

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In an upcoming sure to be fascinating documentary, pop star Ke$ha drinks her own piss.


10.4 The Cooler

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Kathy Santana Roger Goodell vs.


AshleyMadison Says Tim Tebow's Virginity Is Worth $1 Million, Because Ugh


Just leave the poor guy alone to get shot by sex arrows and masturbate with his Jesus stripper pole.

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Ke$ha Feat. Andre 3000, Lil Wayne, T.I. & Wiz Khalifa – “Sleazy 2.0″

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Let's get one thing straight: Ke$ha's million-dollar remix to her 2010 single "Sleazy" is far from the club-bubblers T-Pain's favorite dirty blonde pop star typically delivers.


Bruins Fans Are Who They Are

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One of the great blessings of my life is that I was a child before digital cameras and a teenager before YouTube.


Bears speaking Italian

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That's incredible, the little one even has a gold chain.


1.20 The Cooler

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Kimmie Nicole The Kids Are All Right: 14 Internet Child Stars To Watch In 2011 [Uproxx] 7 Rules For Effective Social Networking For Artists [Hypebot] Redman Says Lack Of Sampling Hurt Hip Hop, Praises Cypress Hill [HHDX] Are The Clippers A Bigger Draw Than The Lakers This Year.


12.17 The Cooler

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Nick Cannon Says Mariah Carey Is Having Twins [AP] Tyler Perry Snubbed By Screen Actors Guild [The Urban Daily] Top TV Nude Scenes in 2010 [WarmingGlow] The 7 Lamest "Tron: Legacy" Products [Complex] Ke$ha Now Islam’s #1 Target [Celeb Jihad] Wells Fargo Promises to Be [...].

#Star Trek

Feel Me Up, Scotty

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If you're literate, chances are you hate Ke$ha's atrocious "Tik Tok," in which the tone-deaf heifer makes the questionable claims that she brushes her teeth with whiskey and that men are attracted to her.


The Simpsons, 1989-2010

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Add me to the long list of hacks who have declared the Simpsons "dead.

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