Posts Tagged: KESHA

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Kesha Would Really Like Your Teeth So She Can Get Through Rehab By Making Art With Them

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Ke$ha askes her fans to donate their teeth for an art project while in rehab, which is completely normal.

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A New Term Is Born: Kesha’s Mother Blames Record Executives For Her ‘Weight Bullying’

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Weight bullying is bad mmkay? What is weight bullying, you ask? Ke$ha's Mother fills us in.

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Kesha Is Designing Her Own Jewelry Now And Of Course It's Made From Human Teeth

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Eccentric pop singer and reality TV star Ke$ha will release her new line of jewelry in August, and some of the items are actually made from human teeth.

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Dwight Howard Got Slimed At The Kids Choice Awards And Nothing Makes Sense Anymore

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I apologize in advance for this, as it was written by an extremely old man.

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Ever Wanted To See Ke$ha Drink Piss? You're In Luck

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In an upcoming sure to be fascinating documentary, pop star Ke$ha drinks her own piss.

BRITTANY SMOOCH

Frotcast 128: Burnsy’s Corner, Lists with Laremy

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Listen on the player above, or <a href="http://filmdrunk.podbean.com/mf/web/ctcvb/Filmdrunk128.mp3" target="_blank">download this week's episode as an mp3 here</a> (right-click, "save as.

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AshleyMadison Says Tim Tebow's Virginity Is Worth $1 Million, Because Ugh

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Just leave the poor guy alone to get shot by sex arrows and masturbate with his Jesus stripper pole.

BOSTON BRUINS

Bruins Fans Are Who They Are

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One of the great blessings of my life is that I was a child before digital cameras and a teenager before YouTube.

DAILY CIRCLE JERK

Bears speaking Italian

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That's incredible, the little one even has a gold chain.

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Feel Me Up, Scotty

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If you're literate, chances are you hate Ke$ha's atrocious "Tik Tok," in which the tone-deaf heifer makes the questionable claims that she brushes her teeth with whiskey and that men are attracted to her.

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The Simpsons, 1989-2010

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Add me to the long list of hacks who have declared the Simpsons "dead.


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