#Twitter

Kesha Would Really Like Your Teeth So She Can Get Through Rehab By Making Art With Them

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Ke$ha askes her fans to donate their teeth for an art project while in rehab, which is completely normal.

WEIGHT LOSS

A New Term Is Born: Kesha’s Mother Blames Record Executives For Her ‘Weight Bullying’

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Weight bullying is bad mmkay? What is weight bullying, you ask? Ke$ha's Mother fills us in.

Teeth

Kesha Is Designing Her Own Jewelry Now And Of Course It's Made From Human Teeth

Eccentric pop singer and reality TV star Ke$ha will release her new line of jewelry in August, and some of the items are actually made from human teeth.

TV/Movies

More Proof Ke$ha’s More Gross Than A Gas Station Bathroom And Yes, There’s Video

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One look at pop star Ke$ha and you can pretty much tell she's the type of trashy girl who probably only showers when she remembers to or when she feels like it.

#DWIGHT HOWARD

Dwight Howard Got Slimed At The Kids Choice Awards And Nothing Makes Sense Anymore

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I apologize in advance for this, as it was written by an extremely old man.

pee

Ever Wanted To See Ke$ha Drink Piss? You're In Luck

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In an upcoming sure to be fascinating documentary, pop star Ke$ha drinks her own piss.

#Facebook

10.4 The Cooler

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Kathy Santana Roger Goodell vs.

#Animals

AshleyMadison Says Tim Tebow's Virginity Is Worth $1 Million, Because Ugh

Just leave the poor guy alone to get shot by sex arrows and masturbate with his Jesus stripper pole.

Wiz Khalifa

Ke$ha Feat. Andre 3000, Lil Wayne, T.I. & Wiz Khalifa – “Sleazy 2.0″

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Let's get one thing straight: Ke$ha's million-dollar remix to her 2010 single "Sleazy" is far from the club-bubblers T-Pain's favorite dirty blonde pop star typically delivers.

youtube

Bruins Fans Are Who They Are

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One of the great blessings of my life is that I was a child before digital cameras and a teenager before YouTube.

KESHA

Bears speaking Italian

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That's incredible, the little one even has a gold chain.

THE COOLER

1.20 The Cooler

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Kimmie Nicole The Kids Are All Right: 14 Internet Child Stars To Watch In 2011 [Uproxx] 7 Rules For Effective Social Networking For Artists [Hypebot] Redman Says Lack Of Sampling Hurt Hip Hop, Praises Cypress Hill [HHDX] Are The Clippers A Bigger Draw Than The Lakers This Year.

#Twitter

12.17 The Cooler

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Nick Cannon Says Mariah Carey Is Having Twins [AP] Tyler Perry Snubbed By Screen Actors Guild [The Urban Daily] Top TV Nude Scenes in 2010 [WarmingGlow] The 7 Lamest "Tron: Legacy" Products [Complex] Ke$ha Now Islam’s #1 Target [Celeb Jihad] Wells Fargo Promises to Be [...].

#Star Trek

Feel Me Up, Scotty

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If you're literate, chances are you hate Ke$ha's atrocious "Tik Tok," in which the tone-deaf heifer makes the questionable claims that she brushes her teeth with whiskey and that men are attracted to her.

#THE SIMPSONS

The Simpsons, 1989-2010

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Add me to the long list of hacks who have declared the Simpsons "dead.


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