Sean Taylor Memorial Meast of the Week

The Kevin Everett Meast Is Now the Sean Taylor Meast — Forever

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We really enjoyed having the Meast named after a different person every year.

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Kevin Everett Meast of the Week – Week 11

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The Meast of the Week column, as much as the members of the Gay Mafia try to shrug it off onto someone else, is actually one of the least restrictive features we have on this site.

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Work Kinda Blows + This Week’s Meast

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9:04 AMFred: hey manLandon: hey buddyFred: another awesome day at work, eh.

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Kevin Everett Meast Of The Week – Week 9

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This is old news, but I'd like to talk for a moment about Larry Craig, that one Senator who was busted in the airport for trying to score a quick layover motorboating.

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Kevin Everett GOULET! Meast of the Week — Week 8: Halloween Advice Special

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We're taking a one-week respite from honoring Kevin Everett's valiant recovery to remember a fallen hero: Robert Goulet.

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Kevin Everett Honorary Meast of the Week and a Moratorium on Talking About Obnoxious Pats Fans

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We've reached our threshold for discussing how much we hate New England's fans, at least for the remainder of the week.

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Kevin Everett Meast of the Week — Week 6: Just Keepin’ It Real, Yo

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This week's Kevin Everett update is the best one yet: the Bills tight end with the broken neck is now walking on his own.

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Kevin Everett Honorary Meast of the Week: National Coming Out Day Special HEYYYY

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Today is 20th annual National Coming Out Day, in which "members of the lesbian, gay, bisexual and tranny hooker communities and their supporters (often referred to as "allies" or, if you're the Dead Tree Crew, "FAGGOTS") show pride and wish for planets full of unicorns.

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Kevin Everett Memorial Honorary Meast of the Week: Week 3, in Which the Negro Uber Mensch Carries the Day

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We've been so engaged in mock-sincere recriminations over who is most slighted, black quarterbacks, white receivers, Asian claims adjusters or half-German and half-Brazilian big tittied personal palm frond wavers that it seems that we've lost sight of what matters most.

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Kevin Everett Meast Of The Week — Week 2

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Having sufficiently honored our bestingraychested Memorial Meast Steve Irwin, we're re-naming KSK's most prestigious honor after Kevin Everett, who we think is a total fucking badass for shattering his neck vertebrae and then having the constitution to not be totally paralyzed.

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Kevin Everett Meast of the Week — Week 1

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Having sufficiently honored our bestingraychested Memorial Meast Steve Irwin, we're re-naming KSK's most prestigious honor after Kevin Everett, who we think is a total fucking badass for shattering his neck vertebrae and then having the constitution to not be totally paralyzed.


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