The Game

The Game Signs With Cash Money?

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According to <a href="https://twitter.com/BIRDMAN5STAR/status/389147192859955201">the tweet by Mr. Handrub</a> himself, the Cash Money army just enlisted a new soldier.

NBA

Lamar Odom Is Trying To Kick His Drug Addiction Without Actually Going To Rehab

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According to TMZ, Lamar Odom is trying to kick his drug addiction on his own so he can sign with an NBA team soon.

paparazzi

Lamar Odom Went Nuts On The Paparazzi

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According to a bunch of crap that I read in roughly 45 seconds to prime myself for this video, Lamar Odom and his wife, Khloe Kardashian, are experiencing a rough patch and are close to getting a divorce.

WENDY WILLIAMS

7 Stars We’d Shamefully Make Love To

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A whole lot of us would boink highly boinkable stars like Kerry Washington, Kim Kardashian and every other star that fits under the "eight, nine, dime" category in a split second.

NBA

This Week In Kardashian Divorce Rumors: Won’t Somebody Think Of The Sex Swing?

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First the sort-of-good news: Kim Kardashian and her cackling harpy sisters were informed by at least three exclusive neighborhoods in Miami over the past few weeks that they had no chance in hell of moving in for the filming of their next season of E.

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6.21 The Cooler

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Stephanie Santiago Dwyane Wade Pays Homage To Dwayne Wayne At Game 4 Press Conference [Omnihip] Cissy Houston To Perform Tribute To Whitney At BET Awards [News One] Sesame Street Is Heading to the Big Screen [Grantland] Fighting Weight: Your Summer Park Workout [GQ] Wale Talks [...].

POOR RICH PEOPLE

Lamar Odom Has More Time For His Sex Swing

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The Dallas Mavericks traded for reigning NBA 6th Man Lamar Odom because they needed some veteran leadership off the bench, but mainly because they wanted to free up cap space to sign Deron Williams and possibly Dwight Howard.

NBA

Lamar Odom Doesn't Want You To See His Sex Swing Anymore

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It’s been a strange year for Lamar Odom, between being traded to the Dallas Mavericks after winning the NBA 6th Man award with the Los Angeles Lakers, being involved in an accident that resulted in a teenager’s death, coping with family illnesses, and, of course, his sex swing breaking.

TEXAS LEGENDS

Lamar Odom 'My Life In The D-League'

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The Dallas Mavericks have assigned Lamar Odom to their D-League affiliate, the Texas Legends, on what's being called a "rehab stint" to "get his legs back under him".

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And The Emmy For The Most Terrifying Sex Swing Moment Goes To…

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A while back I thought it might be fun to watch Khloe & Lamar and recap it for our readers and after a whopping two episodes I gave up, because there was only so much I could take of scripted love and Lamar Odom’s best friend, Jamie Sangouthai, who it the real life Turtle from Entourage.

THE COOLER

2.21 The Cooler

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Sabrina Sky Reggie Miller Still Not Sold On Jeremy Lin [LBSports] Rihanna Covers Up Her Lady Business [Hollywood Tuna] Peter Rosenberg Calls Nicki Minaj "A Sell-Out" [Hip-Hop Wired] Lakers' Pau Gasol Play Through Trade Talks & Doubts [LA Times] Jabari Interviews Phil Adé [BET] The Sportsfan [...].

NBA

Shocking: Khloe Kardashian Talked Lamar Odom Out Of Taking A Year Off

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Dallas Mavericks forward Lamar Odom is not exactly having a good season, as the reigning NBA 6th Man is averaging just 6.

ROBERT KARDASHIAN

In The Case Of 27-Year Old Khloe Kardashian … Robert, You Are NOT The Father!

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You don't have to be an accredited laboratory technician to look at Khloe Kardashian and say, "hey, that eight-foot tall white monster lady doesn't look anything like her four-foot tall Armenian princess sisters", but thanks to some combination of X needing money and Y needing to stay in the tabloids, it's official: According to a report from <a href="http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/01/khloe-not-kardashian-dad-final-confession-robert-kardashian-star">Radar Online</a> by way of Star magazine, Khloe Kardashian is not a Kardashian, and patriarch Robert took a "well, duh" approach in explaining where she came from.

NBA

It Was Really Only A Matter Of Time

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When the Los Angeles Lakers traded Lamar Odom to the Dallas Mavericks for a trade exemption, three thoughts crossed my mind: A) This is obviously a move to clear cap space for the Lakers to bring in Chris Paul and/or Dwight Howard.

THIS WEEK IN 'NO HOMO'

Kim Kardashian Is Fat, Kris Humphries Is Gay, Free World Destroyed By Bombshells

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<a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/star-kris-is-gay.jpg"></a>Before we start, a bit of advice: don't google "star kris is gay" looking for a photo of this magazine cover without your SafeSearch on.

LAS VEGAS

Only In Vegas: Kim Kardashian Had Kris Humphries’ Bachelor Party

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A few weeks ago, I made fun of Miami Heat forward Chris Bosh because he had such a typical and unoriginal bachelor party for a guy who is the highest paid player on a team that features LeBron James and Dwyane Wade.

THIS IS NOT JOURNALISM

The Award For The Most Misleading Headline Of The Year Goes To…

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The banner image is from an article on <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/17/khloe-kardashian-lamar-odom-car-crash_n_901019.html">Huffington Post yesterday</a> about reports from Media Takeout that Los Angeles Lakers forward Lamar Odom and his wife Khloe Kardashian were in a horrific, terrifying, catastrophic car accident and apparently almost died in the process.


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