Whips And Shit

The 12 Biggest Head-Turners At The Detroit Auto Show 2014

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Lots of shine and gloss but this dozen garnered the most attention.


Space Babies (Kia Super Bowl Commercial)


The untold story of where babies come from, revealed.


Blake Griffin Won't Stop Being Funny

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I woke up to give-or-take 30 e-mails this morning.


This José Calderón Kia Commercial Is Fake. I Am 99% Sure.


Once upon a time, the more gullible of our ilk could watch television and believe <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVTo8hopFZg" target="_blank">LeBron James sinking full court shots</a>, or <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cu8XNJmQsCI" target="_blank">Michael Vick having the power to throw a football out of a stadium</a>.


Why The Heck Isn’t Gary Busey The National Spokesperson For Kia?

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Last July, the decision-makers and brain trust at Century III Kia in West Mifflin, Pennsylvania gathered and asked the all-important question – “Which D-list-or-lower celebrity best represents the quality of the automobiles that we are trying to sell to the working class American.

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