YOUTUBE COMMENTERS

This Week In YouTube Commenter Outrage: Lil Papi’s Home Run Trot Has People Furious

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From <a href="http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/cockiest-little-league-home-run-you-ever-saw/">the folks at Bar Stool</a> comes a surefire new viral video about a kid known only as “Lil Papi”, and with more than 126,000 views at the time of this Cheeto-dusted post, chances are you may have already seen this home run trot for the ages.

#Justin Bieber

The Teen Choice Awards Actually Got Sports Right, But Not Much Else

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The Teen Choice Awards took place last night in the fourth level of hell Los Angeles, and once again the big winners were the PR and marketing teams of Hollywood film and TV studios that busted their asses the hardest to make sure that people teenagers have never heard of inexplicably won awards.

TENNIS

It’s The End Of Organized Youth Sports As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)

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As the <a href="http://www.bookslut.com/scarlet_woman_of_selfhelp/2011_01_017022.php">war against the “Pussification of America” rages on</a>, it’s comforting to see that other countries are also dealing with their share of coddling parents and frivolous lawsuits.

SUPER BOWL XLVI

These Kids At The NFL Experience Are The Most Adorable Thing You’ll See Today

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I don’t normally like to post pictures of children, not because it’s creepy, but because they’re not Kate Upton.

WILLIAM 'REFRIGERATOR' PERRY

Fridge Gets SB Ring Back From 10-Year-Old Boy

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Here's a story that will melt the icy stone in your heart: a 10-year-old kid from New York heard about the financial plight of Bears defensive legend William "Refrigerator" Perry, so after Cliff Forest bought Perry's ring in a pawn shop for $8,500, he sought the legend out and returned the ring to him.

NFL

Harry Carson Is A Nice Guy

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Here's a lighter NFL story that doesn't involve cross-dressing or people getting shot in bars: Hall Of Fame linebacker Harry Carson had donated one of those mini-helmets to a non-profit charity auction to help kids with cancer, but then somebody stole it.

KIDS ARE OUR FUTURE UNLESS WE STOP THEM

Duke Lax Accuser Serves Time For Child Abuse

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Alleged Duke lacrosse rape victim Crystal Mangum found herself back in the news earlier this week, and it wasn't because she was putting her newfound police psychology degree to good use, either.

ORLANDO MAGIC

Dwight Howard Is A Musical Genius

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While I haven’t accidentally impregnated a girl to enter forced fatherhood, I’m still fully aware that Kidz Bop albums may be the most obnoxious thing on this planet, aside from Old Navy commercials and <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/09/daniel-songer-have-become-self-aware">Daniel Songer</a>.

MLB

Busy Weekend For Replay In Big, Little Leagues

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Brian McCann waited on second base for a sign, and when the umpires came out of their little replay cave, he got it--the twirly finger signal for a home run.

KIDS ARE OUR FUTURE UNLESS WE STOP THEM

First Rule Of Toddler Fight Club: You Do Not Talk About Toddler Fight Club

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I'm the last person on earth that would advocate violence perpetrated against children (publicly, at least), but there's something about this story that strikes me as hilarious.

NEW YORK YANKEES

Yankees Don’t Understand Concept of ‘Quadruple Amputee'; Throw One a Pool Party

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The Yankees spend a week every year doing something called <a href="https://secure.mlb.com/nyy/community/hope_week_form.jsp">HOPE week</a>, where they spend a week trying to do good deeds for sad little children as part of a community outreach program to give back for being the most evil franchise in modern sporting history.

OUCH MY ARM

11-Year-Old Breaks His Arm The Right Way

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When commenter cum laude Upstate Underdog sent in this blog post with the headline, "Angels Promotion 'Steal 3rd' Begins with 11-Year-Old Breaking his Arm," I laughed my ass off, mainly because I'm a detriment to humanity.

MOMS ALWAYS RUIN THE FUN

L’il Hockey Brawlers Call A Truce

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Last Tuesday the world was <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2010/07/the-most-adorable-hockey-fight-ever">introduced to a video</a> of two hockey tykes preparing to enter the arena of epic ice battles, only to be puck-blocked by a goodie-two-shoes hockey mom.

MOMS ALWAYS RUIN THE FUN

The Most Adorable Hockey Fight Ever

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As someone who has often volunteered with youth sports leagues, I'm a huge proponent of teaching sportsmanship at an early age.

TOUCHING IN THE WORKPLACE

‘Human Frogger’ Crushes Young Skater [VID]

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I've always wondered why we never see larger gents on TV, and this video after the jump might be a big reason why.

KIDS ARE OUR FUTURE UNLESS WE STOP THEM

HS Kids Won’t Face Charges For ‘Beating The Jew’

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A group of California high school students have been reprimanded for a racing game that some referred to as "Beating the Jew.

snowboarding

She’s 1 Year Old…And Snowboards

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This video of a 1-year-old snowboarder has already made the rounds, but with <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy">Greg Wyshynski</a> having his kid while he's stuck covering hockey, it feels like a good time to post it and celebrate the beauty of youth.

STRAIGHT OUTTA CALCUTTA

Straight Outta Calcutta: Family Vacation

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I bet southern Asia is the greatest place on earth.

OUCH MY HEAD

NEVER DUNK WITHOUT A BALL. THIS IS WHY

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I remember being a kid and thinking about how great it was to be able to touch the rim, even if it wasn't on a regulation hoop.

#video games

PSP COMES WITH A FREE, UH, LEVEL

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I love these stories of kids finding images of smut in their used video games.


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