#Miley Cyrus

HELL YES! A WINGS MOVIE! FINALLY!

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The 12 years since Wings went off the year have been like a bad dream full of emptiness and pain.

#TRAILERS

HAWK JONES IS AN 8-YEAR-OLD PRIVATE DICK

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Nowadays when people make movies for kids, they usually do it with an adult cast pandering embarrassingly to what they imagine to be a child's sensibilities, or with androgynous young boys hand picked by pedophiles and made to sing and dance.

#TRAILERS

KIDS MOVIES WILL WARP YOUR KIDS

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Seems like every time people set out to create wholesome fare for kids, they end up with something creepy and oddly sexual.


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