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KILL KILL KILL: Bear Needs An Assist

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Just goes to show that Chicago needs to stop trying to repair its once-formidable defense through the draft and get some trees littered all over Soldier Field.

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KILL KILL KILL: Jaguars Snag Fowler

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The Internet just needs to bring the Bear/Jaguar death videos so I can have more death in the Top 10.

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KILL KILL KILL: Chimps Are People

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Finally, a nature video that discourages chimps from showboating by comparing them to NFL players.

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KILL KILL KILL: Two for Tuesday

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One wildebeest was too far, so she had to kill another.

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KILL KILL KILL: Puma Perseverance

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C'mon, get up that tree, puma. There's killing to be done!

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KILL KILL KILL: Your Aunt’s Handbag Challenge

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Leopard and python do battle to avoid being made into a handbag.

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KILL KILL KILL: Battle of The Scavengers

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We got ourselves a jackal-vulture fight.

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KILL KILL KILL: Bison Aren’t Your Friend

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An elk fleeing a wolf seeks refuge among a pack of bison. Whoops!

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Kill Kill Kill: Drop That Camera And Run

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An octopus leaps from the water to kill a crab. Staying away from water forever.

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Kill Kill Kill: This Is Not a Useful How-To

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Crocodile gets a hippo, no thanks to the non-helpful humans.

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Kill Kill Kill: Thug Animal Life

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Frog eats newt. Frog still loses.

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The 2014 Kill Kill Kill Finale

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With football season about to start, KILL KILL KILL season must come to an end.

TIM HORTONS

KILL! KILL! KILL!: Tim Horton’s Buffalo Crunch Doughnut

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Can't lie, we'd eat a Buffalo sauce doughnut even if it killed us sooner rather than later.

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Kill Kill Kill: Orca’s Cupcake Game

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Killer whale enjoys an easy early season W.

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KILL KILL KILL: The Battle For Some Mountain

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Mountain lion vs. grey wolf! WHO YA GOT?

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KILL KILL KILL: Jay Cutler Shreds Arizona

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Yet he DOOOONNNN'TTT CCCCCAAAAARRRRREEEEEE enough to finish the job.

sarah sprague

Kill Kill Kill: Mercy rule for the already dead

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Being entangled with your foe after you've killed him. What a terrible nightmare (or a regular occurrence for anyone who has seen their favorite player injured during garbage time).


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