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KILL KILL KILL: Cobra Retreat

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Pitting your dog against a cobra seems like good pet ownership.

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KILL KILL KILL: There’s a Giraffe

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As far as I'm concerned, all nature lives on the Internet.

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KILL KILL KILL: Porcupine Better Be Tasty

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And people complain about the work involved with eating crabs or sunflower seeds.

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Kill Kill Kill: Mantis Style

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Usually we feature animal kills on a larger scale, when really we should be celebrating natural savagery from all creatures great and small.

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KILL KILL KILL: Antelope-ception!

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You can't play predator better than that, folks.

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KILL KILL KILL: Get The Food Thief

A metaphor for work refrigerators.

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KILL KILL KILL: Death to Geese

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This goose is cooked. Just kidding, it got pecked to death.

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KILL KILL KILL: Hungry, Hungry Hippos

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Time to respect the killing prowess of the hippo.

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Kill Kill Kill: The Golden Eagle Returns

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A Kill Kill Kill favorite is back and faces a foe actually capable of doing damage.

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Kill Kill Kill: Look Alive, Andy

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See, all that eating comes in handy.

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Kill Kill Kill: Funky Cold Cheetah

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A cheetah chasing down an antelope is a bit of a mismatch that ends predictably, but I appreciate the stylistic choices made in this video.

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KILL KILL KILL: Rare Non-Sea World Attack For Killer Whale

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Most press about killer whales these days seems to center on them attacking trainers at Sea World and other "Blackfish" related things, so it's time we take a moment to celebrate orca bloodthirst in their natural habitat.

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Kill Kill Kill: The Albatross Family Suffers a Loss

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We work to raise 'em right and then they get eaten by a shark.

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Kill Kill Kill: Important Kill Journalism

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You get a line, I'll get a pole, let's go snaking in the crocodile hole.


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