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The Jaguars Finally Win One

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Even by the standards of the Jacksonville Jaguars, it's been a bad week.

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Kill Kill Kill: The Tree of Life

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Well friends, it's time to bid farewell to the Kill Kill Kill series until the next NFL off-season.

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Kill Kill Kill: Cheetah Lowers The Boom

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Awesome tackle by a cheetah on an impala in traffic.

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Kill Kill Kill: Take Your Pick

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A nice double wildebeest kill by the leopard.

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Kill Kill Kill: Go Redtails

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There was some discussion in the spring about the Redskins changing their name to the Redtails, which is either meant to honor the Tuskegee Airmen or inflict yet another stupid bird team on the NFL.

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Kill Kill Kill: Dick Whale

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I caught the excellent documentary Blackfish over the weekend (check out Vince's review at FilmDrunk).

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Kill Kill Kill: Eagles Combat Sloth

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With that headline, this could be a story about Chip Kelly battling laziness by distributing fruit smoothies and instilling Navy SEAL training at Philly's camp.

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Kill Kill Kill: Monkey Fight

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Sucks for you, red colobus monkey.

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Kill Kill Kill: The Bull Gets His

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Rex Ryan escaped certain death in this year's Running of the Bulls by ducking behind crowds of others then hoping a barrier to safety.

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Kill Kill Kill: Baboon Upset Denied

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A baboon takes the wrong turn and finds himself confronted with a pride of lions.

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Kill Kill Kill: YOINK

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Awwww damn, hyena straight took your sh*t, leopard.

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Kill Kill Kill: Fake Hippo Rescue

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Poor zebra doesn't have a friend in the world.

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Kill Kill Kill: Daaaaaanger Zone

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This week's killer is called an archer fish, so it's already pretty cool in my book.

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Kill Kill Kill: A Gazelle Tries Crocodile Mile

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Our weekly KILL KILL KILL feature typically includes video footage of deadly animal savagery, but still photography can make a suitable substitute, especially when it's this detailed and disturbing.

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KILL KILL KILL: Fighting Over The Kill

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As I said last week, I don't have much of a stomach for the actual killing part of the KILL KILL KILL series even if in my own home there is a small rodent sacrifice every week for our pet snake.

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KILL KILL KILL: LESS KILLING, MORE TERRIFYING

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Listen, I looked long and hard for a good KILL KILL KILL for this week while Ape's on vacation.

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Bonus Kill Kill Kill: Wild Animal Bike Race Takes A Turn For The Murder-y

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We try to limit the Kill Kill Kill posts to one per week, but this was too good to hold for another seven days.


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