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KILL KILL KILL: Rare Non-Sea World Attack For Killer Whale

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Most press about killer whales these days seems to center on them attacking trainers at Sea World and other "Blackfish" related things, so it's time we take a moment to celebrate orca bloodthirst in their natural habitat.

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Kill Kill Kill: The Albatross Family Suffers a Loss

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We work to raise 'em right and then they get eaten by a shark.

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Kill Kill Kill: Important Kill Journalism

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You get a line, I'll get a pole, let's go snaking in the crocodile hole.

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The Jaguars Finally Win One

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Even by the standards of the Jacksonville Jaguars, it's been a bad week.

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Kill Kill Kill: The Tree of Life

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Well friends, it's time to bid farewell to the Kill Kill Kill series until the next NFL off-season.

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Kill Kill Kill: Cheetah Lowers The Boom

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Awesome tackle by a cheetah on an impala in traffic.

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Kill Kill Kill: Take Your Pick

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A nice double wildebeest kill by the leopard.

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Kill Kill Kill: Go Redtails

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There was some discussion in the spring about the Redskins changing their name to the Redtails, which is either meant to honor the Tuskegee Airmen or inflict yet another stupid bird team on the NFL.

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Kill Kill Kill: Dick Whale

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I caught the excellent documentary Blackfish over the weekend (check out Vince's review at FilmDrunk).

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Kill Kill Kill: Eagles Combat Sloth

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With that headline, this could be a story about Chip Kelly battling laziness by distributing fruit smoothies and instilling Navy SEAL training at Philly's camp.

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Kill Kill Kill: Monkey Fight

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Sucks for you, red colobus monkey.

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Kill Kill Kill: The Bull Gets His

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Rex Ryan escaped certain death in this year's Running of the Bulls by ducking behind crowds of others then hoping a barrier to safety.

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Kill Kill Kill: Baboon Upset Denied

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A baboon takes the wrong turn and finds himself confronted with a pride of lions.

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Kill Kill Kill: YOINK

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Awwww damn, hyena straight took your sh*t, leopard.

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Kill Kill Kill: Fake Hippo Rescue

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Poor zebra doesn't have a friend in the world.


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