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BLACKFACE IS ALWAYS A GOOD IDEA

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Seth Petruzelli memorably defeated Kimbo Slice in 13 seconds in Elite XC's last fight ever.

#MMA

ELITE XC FAILED SPECTACULARLY

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Mixed martial arts promotional brand EliteXC and its parent company ProElite have folded, according to an SI.com report.

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KIMBO SLICE IS OFFICIALLY A FRAUD

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Fast-forward to 4:55 for the beat-down Saturday night's EliteXC card wasn't particularly awful to watch, but it was disastrous for CBS.

#MMA

KIMBO SLICE IS DISAPPOINTING

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Kimbo Slice had the chance to punch "magician" David Blaine in the stomach during Blaine's TV special last night, and this is an obvious bit of fakery.

SOCCER

SERBIAN HOOLIGAN GETS 10 YEARS IN PRISON

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While pussy-ass English hoolies are limiting themselves to boring old fist-fighting, Serbian hooligans take that extra step towards terrorism and organized crime, as they do things like vandalize their own players' cars to intimidate them and shove road flares down police officers' throats.

#MMA

KIMBO SLICE VERSUS AN OLD MAN

Word has just gotten out that terrifying black man but incomplete mixed martial arts fighter Kimbo Slice will face 44-year-old MMA legend Ken Shamrock on October 4th for EliteXC on CBS.

#MMA

SURE, BLAME THE RETARD

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On the eve of the 2005 Auburn-Alabama game, semipro cage fighter Joey Barrett Jr yelled "Roll Tide.

KUNG FU U

HULK HOGAN & KIMBO SLICE TEACH KUNG FU

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Hulk Hogan is taking a break from raising his horrible idiot children to star alongside Kimbo Slice in the 3-D action-adventure Kung Fu U.

#NBA

TIM DONAGHY IS HEADED TO THE BUTT FARM

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Disgraced former NBA referee Tim Donaghy was sentenced to 15 months in federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison today for his role in the gambling "scandal" that NBA fans can still watch every day during the regular season and playoffs.

#MMA

KIMBO SLICE HAS A LONG WAY TO GO

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No one I know disputes the argument that Kimbo Slice has lead fists and doesn't feel pain.

#MMA

KIMBO SLICE ISN’T EXACTLY FRIENDLY

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Make no mistake: Kimbo Slice has a long way to go before he can even step in the ring with a bona fide UFC fighter, but that doesn't mean that a huge, ripped black man with an unkempt beard and devastating fists isn't terrifying.

SOFTBALL

FLORIDA PRISONS FEATURED ORGIES, SOFTBALL

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Badass commenter Hercules Rockerfeller points us in the direction of James McDonough, Florida's former prison secretary who described the prisons in America's Wang as being rife with corruption, drunken orgies, and an obsession with softball leagues so severe that steroid use became problematic.

steroids

MARION JONES IS GOING TO PRISON. RAWR!

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Former Olympic heroine Marion Jones was sentenced today to six months in prison for lying to federal investigators about her use of performance-enhancing drugs.

#NFL

MICHAEL VICK GETS 23 MONTHS IN PRISON

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Michael Vick was finally sentenced today for the illegal dog fighting ring that he ran out of his carhole.

#MMA

KIMBO SLICE IS SCARY

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Some people think I'm not qualified to be an MMA fighter, but that's not true at all.

#NFL

TANK JOHNSON IS HEADED TO THE SLAMMER

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This story's already been all over the blogosphere, but yesterday the Bears' Tank Johnson was sentenced to four months in jail.

#NFL

KOREN ROBINSON IS GOIN TO THE HOOSEGOW

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Former Vikings wideout (and Seahawks bust) Koren Robinson was sentenced on Tuesday to ninety days in jail for fleeing police last August.

#MLB

DWIGHT GOODEN IS GETTING OUT OF JAIL

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For those of you not tracking former athletes currently serving prison sentences, Dwight Gooden is about to re-enter the world as a free man after a seven-month stint in jail for cocaine use that violated his probation.


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