MMA

KIMBO SLICE ISN’T EXACTLY FRIENDLY

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Make no mistake: Kimbo Slice has a <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/extra/mma/news/story?id=3251020" target="_blank">long way to go</a> before he can even step in the ring with a bona fide UFC fighter, but that doesn't mean that a huge, ripped black man with an unkempt beard and devastating fists isn't terrifying.

SOFTBALL

FLORIDA PRISONS FEATURED ORGIES, SOFTBALL

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Badass commenter <a href="http://mrherculesrockefeller.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Hercules Rockerfeller</a> points us in the direction of James McDonough, Florida's former prison secretary who <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/02/11/prison.boss/index.html" target="_blank">described the prisons</a> in America's Wang as being rife with corruption, drunken orgies, and an obsession with softball leagues so severe that steroid use became problematic.

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MARION JONES IS GOING TO PRISON. RAWR!

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Former Olympic heroine Marion Jones was <a href="http://breakingnews.nypost.com/dynamic/stories/N/NY_MARION_JONES_DOPING_BAOL-?SITE=NYNYP&SECTION=HOME" target="_blank">sentenced today to six months in prison</a> for lying to federal investigators about her use of performance-enhancing drugs.

#NFL

MICHAEL VICK GETS 23 MONTHS IN PRISON

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Michael Vick was finally sentenced today for the illegal dog fighting ring that he ran out of his carhole.

#UFC

KIMBO SLICE IS SCARY

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Some people think I'm not qualified to be an MMA fighter, but that's not true at all.

#NFL

TANK JOHNSON IS HEADED TO THE SLAMMER

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This story's already been all over the blogosphere, but yesterday the Bears' Tank Johnson was <a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/football/nfl/03/15/bc.fbn.bears.johnson.ap/index.html" target="_blank">sentenced to four months in jail</a>.

#NFL

KOREN ROBINSON IS GOIN TO THE HOOSEGOW

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Former Vikings wideout (and Seahawks bust) Koren Robinson was sentenced on Tuesday to <a href="http://www.startribune.com/510/story/1013842.html" target="_blank">ninety days in jail</a> for fleeing police last August.

#MLB

DWIGHT GOODEN IS GETTING OUT OF JAIL

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For those of you not tracking former athletes currently serving prison sentences, Dwight Gooden is about to <a href="http://www.tbo.com/sports/rays/MGBP0U1U7UE.html" target="_blank">re-enter the world</a> as a free man after a seven-month stint in jail for cocaine use that violated his probation.

#NFL

Lawrence Phillips Is Headed to the Clink

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Well, Lawrence Phillips is headed to prison.

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Investigative Journalists are Going to Jail

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Lance Williams and Mark Fainaru-Wada, the San Francisco Chronicle reporters who wrote the Barry Bonds steroid expose Game of Shadows, <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/news/story?id=2597854" target="_blank">were sentenced yesterday to over a year in jail</a> for their refusal to reveal who leaked them secret grand jury testimony.

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Maurice Clarett is Going to Jail

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It's a sad day when you realize that football players aren't always above the law.


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