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Xbox One Sales Are Better Without Kinect, Too

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The Kinect appears to have been holding the Xbox One back to a surprising degree.

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Aaron Paul’s Xbox One Commercial Is Accidentally Turning On People’s Consoles

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Aaron Paul is showing off Kinect voice commands in an Xbox One commercial. Surely this will end well.

Gaming

Better Without Kinect: The Xbox One Gains 10% More Graphics Power By Ditching The Kinect

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Turns out that 'Better With Kinect' wasn't a legally binding claim for the Xbox One.

Gaming

The Xbox One Dumps The Kinect

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The Xbox One will be available without a Kinect starting June 9th.

curious

Why Did Apple Buy PrimeSense, The Company That Built The Kinect?

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Apple has just bought PrimeSense. They made the Kinect. And yes, that's intriguing.

funny

Grandma Plays Kinect

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An 80-year-old plays virtual kick ball and gets into it.

Gaming

The Kinect Will Be Mandatory For The Next Xbox

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Think you'll be able to get away with a normal controller on the next Xbox? Think again.

MICROSOFT

You May Soon Be Able to Buy an Xbox 360 with Kinect for Only $99. But Wait, There's a Catch…

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There's a rumor going around that Microsoft will soon be offering an Xbox 360 with Kinect package for only $99.

HAN SOLO

The Awfulness Of Star Wars Kinect Inspires Harrison Ford Mashup And Gifs

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A couple days ago we posted <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/gammasquad/2012/04/lets-celebrate-the-release-of-kinect-star-wars-with-more-videos-showing-how-awful-it-is">three "are you f--king kidding me?" videos</a> for Kinect Star Wars' dancing mini-game and declared it the early frontrunner for worst/unintentionally best game of the year.

#video games

Let's Celebrate The Release of Kinect Star Wars With More Videos Showing How Awful It Is

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A few weeks back we <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/gammasquad/2012/03/kinect-star-wars-still-exists-and-is-still-completely-terrible" target="_blank">showed you a trailer</a> for Kinect Star Wars which made the game look like just about the worst thing to ever receive George Lucas' Jar Jar-shaped stamp of approval.

Sci Fi

Kinect Star Wars Still Exists and Is Still Completely Terrible

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Hey Jedis, better prepare yourself -- one helluva a stinking huge disturbance in the Force is set to arrive on April 3rd.

BURNIE BURNS

Kinectimals, No!

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When last we checked in on <a href="http://roosterteeth.com/home.php">Rooster Teeth</a>, they were testing (<a href="http://www.uproxx.com/gammasquad/2010/04/drive-it-like-its-hot">WITH SCIENCE</a>) if a real car could be safely driven in third-person perspective.

GHOSTBUSTERS

Happy Halloween From Shifty-Eyed Vigo the Carpathian (video)

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I've never been one to attend work-related open house events.

KINECT

Hey, Remember That Time We Played Breakout On The Side Of A Building?

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Like some kind of half baked vision that one of my old stoner roommates would have had, the fine folks over at <a href="http://www.wecip.com/">We Come In Peace</a> decided to get extra creative with a Kinect hack and rigged that sh-t to be usable with a game of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breakout_(video_game)">Breakout</a>.

KINECT

JediBot Wants To Sword Fight Humans, Stanford University Approved (Video)

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Although Stanford University still hasn't approved my most recent application (this one written in pencil), I refuse to believe that their entire campus is as lazy as the admissions department.

I PICKED THE WRONG DAY TO STOP SNIFFING GLUE

Kinect Fun Labs Grants Life To A Purple Sex Toy And An Angry Cat

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<a href="http://kotaku.com/people/Bunnyspatial/">Mike Fahey</a> decided to put the Build-A-Buddy feature in<a href="http://marketplace.xbox.com/en-US/Product/Kinect-Fun-Labs/00000000-0000-400c-80cf-000158480811"> Kinect Fun Labs</a> to the test.

human tetris

Awful Game Show Coming To Kinect

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It really says something that lately we've been importing all of our terrible game shows from the Japanese, only taking out everything awesome.

HACKS

Kinect on PS3?

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It's pretty much inevitable: a neat gizmo comes out for some gaming consoles, and hackers immediately get to work combining them with other gizmos on consoles they were never intended for.


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