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In A Huge F-You To Employees, Kmart Plans To Open At 6 A.M. On Thanksgiving

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Just because you CAN shop at Kmart at 6 a.m. on Thanksgiving doesn't mean that you SHOULD shop at Kmart at 6 a.m. on Thanksgiving.

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Move Over Apple And U2, Kmart Wants To Give Us The New Maroon 5 Album

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For the next few days, you can get Maroon 5's latest album for free if you buy $30 worth of clothes from Kmart. Congrats!

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Ship My Trousers (Kmart Commercial)

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Kmart's followup to last year's hit <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2013/04/kmarts-new-ship-my-pants-commercial-is-kind-of-hilarious/">"Ship My Pants"</a> commercial.

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Check Out The ‘Jingle Balls’ On Kmart And Joe Boxer In Their New Holiday Marketing

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It's important to remember that "balls" is a word that brings out the giggle in most of us.

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Today In America: John Cena Suddenly Has His Own Kmart Clothing Line And Weight Loss Program

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WWE's John Cena has not only launched a weight loss program, but a clothing line for boys sold exclusively at Kmart. Jort up, boys!

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Big Gas Savings

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Kmart is promoting the gas savings tied to its membership program with some clever wordplay.

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Kmart’s New ‘Ship My Pants’ Commercial Is Kind Of Hilarious

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Kmart has a new commercial titled "Ship My Pants," and it is 30 uninterrupted seconds of poop jokes. Approved.

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Has Walmart Turned Its Back On You?

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For many years now, Walmart has been a one-stop for everything you could possibly need from a retailer.


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