In A Huge F-You To Employees, Kmart Plans To Open At 6 A.M. On Thanksgiving

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Just because you CAN shop at Kmart at 6 a.m. on Thanksgiving doesn't mean that you SHOULD shop at Kmart at 6 a.m. on Thanksgiving.

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Move Over Apple And U2, Kmart Wants To Give Us The New Maroon 5 Album

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For the next few days, you can get Maroon 5's latest album for free if you buy $30 worth of clothes from Kmart. Congrats!


Ship My Trousers (Kmart Commercial)


Kmart's followup to last year's hit "Ship My Pants" commercial.


Check Out The ‘Jingle Balls’ On Kmart And Joe Boxer In Their New Holiday Marketing


It's important to remember that "balls" is a word that brings out the giggle in most of us.


Today In America: John Cena Suddenly Has His Own Kmart Clothing Line And Weight Loss Program

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WWE's John Cena has not only launched a weight loss program, but a clothing line for boys sold exclusively at Kmart. Jort up, boys!


Big Gas Savings


Kmart is promoting the gas savings tied to its membership program with some clever wordplay.


Kmart’s New ‘Ship My Pants’ Commercial Is Kind Of Hilarious

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Kmart has a new commercial titled "Ship My Pants," and it is 30 uninterrupted seconds of poop jokes. Approved.


Has Walmart Turned Its Back On You?


For many years now, Walmart has been a one-stop for everything you could possibly need from a retailer.

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