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This Woman Burning Herself Singing A Kreayshawn Song Is A Reminder Kreayshawn Fans Deserve Bad Things

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HAHAHAHAHA! Did you know that something horrible happens to literally everyone who sings along to Kreayshawn songs? Yup. True story.

Roachy Balboa III

Roach Gigz Ft. Kreayshawn – “P**sy Magnet”

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"I got an A b*tch, a B b*tch, a C b*tch with cleavage that don't keep no secrets/ A D b*tch that return my Redbox on time" You better believe it takes something nice to get Kreayshawn on TSS.

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10 Hyped Up Debut Albums That Flopped, Then Were Forgotten

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Don't fret, Kreayshawn, for you are not alone in <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2012/09/kreayshawn-album-sales">having your debut bomb atomically</a>.

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Kreayshawn Doesn’t Actually Have The Lowest Selling Album Of All-Time — A Former MTV VJ Does

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Kreayshawn released an album this week that practically no one bought — but she doesn't own the record that no one wants. A human disaster does.

#game of thrones

8.7 The Cooler

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Brenda Lynn Movie Ticket Prices Rising Again [Deadline] Deion Sanders Desperate To Sell Dallas Condo [The Urban Daily] I Got A Story To Tell: 10 Of Hip-Hop's Biggest Snitches, Allegedly [HHW] MTV Balances Scripted, Reality Fare [Variety] Azealia Banks Eats Her First Slice of Humble [...].

#music videos

Kitty Pryde Would Like To Introduce Herself

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In the event you haven't heard of her, Kitty Pryde is kind of the new Kreayshawn -- a white girl rapper who's rapid ascent can be directly attributed to her looks and the internet -- minus the ridiculously over-the-top "urban" persona.

#music videos

Kreayshawn Feat. 2 Chainz – “Breakfast (Syrup)” Video

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Less than a week after dropping the video for their first collaboration, <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2012/05/2-chainz-feat-kreayshawn-murder-video">"Murder,"</a> the oddly-paired duo of <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/kreayshawn">Kreayshawn</a> and <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/2-chainz">2 Chainz</a> are back in front of the cameras yet again.

MUSIC VIDEOS

2 Chainz Feat. Kreayshawn – “Murder” Video

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Both <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/2-chainz">2 Chainz</a> and <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/kreayshawn">Kreayshawn</a> have been known to namedrop their fare share of lavish designers, yet “Murder” finds the two in a decrepit old house.

#the black keys

1.5 The Cooler

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Ice La Fox Chris Brown Will Concentrate On Music, Will Not Do Interviews In 2012 [Billboard] Azealia Banks Calls Out Kreayshawn [DDot Omen] Floyd Mayweather Bet $150,000 on the Pizza Bowl & Won [The Big Lead] The Best Of This Week's NBA In Pictures [...].

Wiz Khalifa

Juicy J Feat. Wiz Khalifa – “Stoner’s Night Pt. 2″ x Blue Dream & Lean Mixtape

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Where Busta Rhymes' signing <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2011/11/new-music-busta-rhymes-feat-chris-brown-why-stop-now">with Cash Money</a> was met with skepticism and French Montana's expected Bad Boy deflection with a single sigh, <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/juicy-j">Juicy J</a> becoming Taylor Gang seems to make all the sense in the world.

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Pity The Poor Ghostwriter Of Kreayshawn’s ‘Gucci Gucci’

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As you may have noticed, we go out of our way around these parts to ignore anything and everything concerning that awful Kreayshawn person -- except for when <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/music/2011/09/the-kreayshawnrick-ross-rap-beef-appears-to-be-over-before-it-even-started-sadly/">Rick Ross threatens to fart on her</a> -- lest we feel inclined to stab our eardrums with an ice pick, but this was too amusing for me to pass up on the way out of Tuesday's door: "Speak," the guy who ghostwrote Kreayshawn's breakout musical abomination, "Gucci Gucci," is <a href="http://blogs.laweekly.com/westcoastsound/2011/10/meet_speak_who_co-wrote_kreays.php">still living the starving artist life while she gets rich</a>.

Young Jeezy

2 Chainz x DJ Drama – T.R.U. REALigion Mixtape

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Stop browsing around the Internet and get <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/2-chainz">2 Chainz's</a> new tape, T.

rick perry

Awful White-Girl Rappers Give Rick Perry His Own Awful Version Of ‘Obama Girl’

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Remember "Obama Girl," that semi-talented cutie who took the internet by storm in 2008 with her YouTube hit, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKsoXHYICqU">"I've Got a Crush On Obama?" </a>Well, meet "Candy Rapper" and "Double K" -- who have a message for you: "Yeah bitches, it's Perry in 2012.

Rick Ross

The Kreayshawn/Rick Ross Rap Beef Appears To Be Over Before It Even Started, Sadly

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In my brief time as editor around these parts, I have done everything humanly possible to avoid the mere mention of Kreayshawn's name, mainly because the mere mention of Kreayshawn's name inspires me to stab myself in the eye repeatedly with a toothpick.

#APPLE

9.14 The Cooler

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Mayoli Sena The iPhone 5 And iOS 5 Launch Timeline <a href="http://www.businessinsider.com/ios-5-gold-master-launches-september-23-2011-9">[SVI]</a> 7 Ways Rick Ross Could Spend $50K to Irritate Kreayshawn For 7 Days <a href="http://www.egotripland.com/7-ways-rick-ross-could-spend-50k-to-mess-up-kreayshawn-7-days/">[Ego Trip]</a> Hotfile Sues Warner Bros.


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