Posts Tagged: Kris Humphries

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Someone Paid $749,000 For Kim Kardashian’s Engagement Ring From Kris Humphries

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A long, long time ago, in a galaxy that was actually Los Angeles, Kim Kardashian <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/sports/2013/03/not-shocking-at-all-kim-kardashians-marriage-to-kris-humphries-was-pretty-fake/" target="_blank">was married to an NBA player named Kris Humphries</a>.

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Kris Humphries Just Wants An Apology

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It looks like the incredibly drawn out and ridiculously expensive divorce hearing between Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian is finally coming to an end.

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Kris Humphries Couldn’t Skip Practice For His Divorce, But He Will Miss The Playoffs

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Wednesday night’s blowout victory over the Dallas Mavericks marked the eighth-consecutive game that Brooklyn Nets forward Kris Humphries has watched from the bench.

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Not Shocking At All: Kim Kardashian's Marriage To Kris Humphries Was Pretty Fake

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It’s been a pretty crappy year for Brooklyn Nets forward Kris Humphries, between being benched and the fact that he’s currently working toward the world record for longest divorce in history.

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Kris Humphries’ Divorce Could Ruin The Brooklyn Nets’ Playoff Hopes

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If the NBA Playoffs started today, there would probably be a bunch of pissed off season ticket holders who would be like, “Yo, WTF, there are still 30 games left.

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Warning: Kris Humphries Is Being Funny Again

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At long last, Brooklyn Nets player of note Kris Humphries is returning to the world of comedy.

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WTF: Kris Humphries Was Almost Technically The Father Of Kim Kardashian’s Unborn Child?

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Last week, we brought you news that Kanye West had announced during his concert in Atlantic City that he had indeed <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/12/kris-humphries-ex-wife-is-pregnant-now">conceived a child in the maternal dungeon that is Kim Kardashian’s womb</a>.

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Kris Humphries’ Wife Is Pregnant With Kanye West’s Baby Now

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There was a rumor earlier this year that Kim Kardashian was pregnant with Kanye West’s baby, but everyone in her camp of evil harpies denied it because it would have meant that she had been sleeping with West <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/08/the-further-adventures-of-kris-humphries-brottorney-at-law">while she was still “happily married” to Brooklyn Nets forward Kris Humphries</a> and then he could have taken her to court and shouted, “Hurrrrr, pay up, derp.

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Kris Humphries Leaked Home Video

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Shocking footage from a Kris Humphries home video has leaked online.

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Does Anyone Really Win When Kris Humphries And Rajon Rondo Fight? Yes. Everyone.

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Funny how just yesterday I was complaining that I needed something to jumpstart my NBA excitement, and then one of the greatest imaginable fights breaks out between two guys who couldn’t be more disliked.

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So Who Wants To Read About Kris Humphries Having VD?

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If you've been upset at how infrequent our coverage of Kris Humphries' gross sex life had become following his <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/06/kris-humphries-apparently-has-a-type" target="_blank">tryst with the Star Mitzvah version of Kim Kardashian</a>, never fear.

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Kris Humphries' Parents Are Getting Divorced Now, Too

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As we already know, Brooklyn Nets forward Kris Humphries and incredibly talented singer, songwriter, actress, diplomat, philanthropist, physician, neurosurgeon girl who appears on random episodes of Drop Dead Diva Kim Kardashian are working together <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/08/the-further-adventures-of-kris-humphries-brottorney-at-law">to set the world record for the longest divorce hearing</a>.

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The Further Adventures Of Kris Humphries, Brottorney At Law

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In what can only be described as the most-asinine-but-least-surprising waste of legal resources of the year, the divorce trial between Brooklyn Nets forward Kris Humphries and uber-talented entertainment icon famous person Kim Kardashian has taken the most Franklin & Bash turn possible.

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Kris Humphries Actually Got Paid

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First the good news for Kris Humphries – he got paid.

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Great Moments In Athletes Procreating: Kris Humphries Knocked Up His Ex-Girlfriend

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It’s been a month <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/06/kris-humphries-apparently-has-a-type">since we last checked in on Kris Humphries</a>, but everything we usually talk about with him involves his ridiculously inept love life.

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Kris Humphries Apparently Has A Type

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I expect that we’ve come to the end of the road in Kris Humphries’ sad love life if we’re paying attention to the Kim Kardashian “lookalikes” that he may or may not be dating.

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'Kris Humphries Is A Douchebag' Doesn't Make Kris Humphries Less Of A Douchebag

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<a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/85743000a7/kris-humphries-is-a-douchebag" title="from Kris Humphries, Avin Das, Funny Or Die, Nick Wiger, Cathryn Mudon, James Coker, Rick Shine, and Christin Trogan">Kris Humphries is a Douchebag</a> from <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/kris_humphries">Kris Humphries</a> It's like when Jessica Simpson puts her fingers in her mouth and makes "widdle ol' me" face because she's monetized being dumb.

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Dude, WTF Kris Humphries?

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I’ve never heard of <a href="http://westeastmag.com/">WestEast Magazine</a>, but apparently it is quite the source of <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Gaga.jpg">artsy</a> <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/WestEast.jpg">fashion</a> <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/WestEast-2.jpg">style stuff</a> – I’m classy, bros – and it even has a website that might be up and running eventually.


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